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groupchat: squadron
(ricecake, sunshinehope, theprettiesthyung, daddyjoon, minrapgod, gucciqueen, fetuskook)
fetuskook
tae
do you want anything from the store
guccciequeen
hm?
oh I think im out of milk
fetuskook
and strawberry ice cream
you want the brand with the little bunnies on it right?
gucciqueen
yes please!
fetuskook
okay ill be over in half an hour
ill pick up some snacks too
gucciqueen
(/^▽^)/
ricecake
….
what kinda domestic ass shit …
sunshinehope
wow
why don’t you two just get married already
fetuskook
lol wut that would be so weird
taes my bro
gucciqueen
hahahaha yea …
so weird
ricecake
(┛ﾟ-ﾟ)┛
☼
ricecake
tae are you ready?
gucciqueen
does it look like im ready?
ricecake
well you don’t have pants on so
hurry up
gucciqueen
it’s only 8:30 calm down mr grumpy pants
ricecake
you were in the shower for 50 MINUTES KIM TAEHYUNG
DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
I HAVE BEEN READY SINCE 6
gucciqueen
well someones a little eager
ricecake
I HAVENT HAD GOOD DICK IN A REALLY LONG TIME OKAY
sunshinehope
where are you guys going?
gucciqueen
minnie’s dragging me to this new club downtown so he can get dick
theprettiesthyung
what’s this about getting dick?
you’d better use protection
and leave room for the holy spirit
gucciqueen
okay mom
ricecake
trust me
the holy spirit won’t wanna be there when I get down and dirty
fetuskook
ew
that is a picture I did not need
ricecake
shut up blowjob virgin
fetuskook
I WAS NOT A BLOWJOB VIRGIN CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON
ricecake
says the kid who passed out
theprettiesthyung
jeongguk honey
do you want to come over nad watch a movie with me and joonie?
fetuskook
nah Im going to the club with tae
ricecake
what am i
chopped liver?
fetuskook
besides
I don’t wanna be in the middle of you two when you get freaky
theprettiesthyung
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT IN FRONT OF MY CHILD
sunshinehope
lol remember that time when jeongguk walked in on jin n joon having sex
fetuskook
I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE
sunshinehope
probably why he turned straight tbh
fetuskook
wym
I was always straight
sunshinehope
sure jan
theprettiesthyung
its not my fault joon forGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR
daddyjoon
hey
you weren’t complaining when I carried you through that door
all the way to the bed
fetuskook
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew I am UNCOMFY
ricecake
lol virgin
gucciqueen
ALRIGHT IM READY
ricecake
FINALLY
gucciqueen
now we just have to wait for Jeonggukkie
ricecake
r u serious
leave him
fetuskook
just for that ill take extra long
hyung ;)
ricecake
FOR FUCKS SAKE
…
pjimin to yoongi
pjimin
hey huyngg
cna yuu cme pick us uppp
hyngggg
ith nk im durnkk hahahha
jin won anser his fonee
hyyyuuuuungg
yoongi
Jimin?
where are you I’ll come now
pjimin
the neew clubb
thnk is calld
elixerr or smth stopid lie tat
yoongi
stay where you are
I’m on my way
pjimin
thans hyng!
lobe you <333
wait
weress tae n gook?