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hyukdiddy: guys help
hyukdiddy: taekwoon is asleep on me and i need to get up
chababy: so? get up?
hyukdiddy: i’m not trying to die
ravswag: i thot u weren’t scared of him anymore
kingbean: didn’t you beat him up like a week ago
chababy: just pinch his nose shut and he’ll either wake up or die
chababy: it’s what i do
chababy: he hasn’t died yet so therefore there is a 100% success rate in waking him up
hyukdiddy: you are not understanding me
hyukdiddy: he’s taking an a n g e r n a p .
kingbean: go with hakyeon’s idea
ravswag: bro did u just hear him? he could die
kingbean: yeah lol
kingbean: i’m still mad at him bruh
ravswag: oh ye ok
ravswag: ur cute when ur mad
kingbean: bro stop omg
hyukdiddy: OK disturbingly heterosexually gay as this is
hyukdiddy: taekwoon is still on top of me and i have a fortnite tournament at changkyun’s
ravswag: i mean it hongbin ur adorable
kingbean: do you really think so
ravswag: ye bro lmao
announcement: hyukdiddy: I AM HAVE PRObLEM
babyshoez: shut up all of you i’m sleep
babyshoez: what if i want to take an a n g e r n a p .
announcement: hyukdiddy: I A M H A V E P R O B L E M
babyshoez: why’s he angry anyway
hyukdiddy: his peppa pig recordings got deleted off the dvr
ravswag: l m a o b r u h
chababy: ok someone better confess because that’s not ok
chababy: you don’t just delete a man’s peppa pig
kingbean: fine
kingbean: i don’t like to watch the commercials so i record my shit
kingbean: i honestly thought peppa was hyuk’s i wouldn’t have deleted it if i knew it was taek’s
hyukdiddy: why would i…. i’m grown… hongbin….
hyukdiddy: ANYWAYS YALL NEED TO HELP ME
babyshoez: fine jesu let me call him brb
chababy: this is going to go so badly
kingbean: i can’t wait
babyshoez: he didn’t pick up
hyukdiddy: his phone went off but he didn’t wake up
hyukdiddy: changkyun is waiting for me hurry do it again
ravswag: oh ChAnGkYuN what will u do without him
hyukdiddy: wonshik kim i don’t comment on your weird shit with hongbin don’t start on my broship with changkyun
babyshoez: oHs HIT
kingbean: ………anyways jaehwan call him again
babyshoez: ok on it
chababy: don’t come crying when this goes wrong all of you are dumb children who will die of natural selection
chababy: except jaehwan he’s an adult just stupid i guess
hyukdiddy: he moved
hyukdiddy: ok hakyeon imma pinch his nose i hope he dies
kingbean: excite
hyukdiddy: haj998**)Q)(W)*q09w(
ravswag: shut up
hyukdiddy: JAKSJ(!)#8#Q763792((*!#)(
chababy: sanghyuk seriously
hyukdiddy: this is taekwoon. sanghyuk is unavailable.
hyukdiddy: do not come looking for him
chababy: taek please don’t do anything irresponsible
babyshoez: nah do it
kingbean: yeah
ravswag: do it
hyukdiddy: watch yourself jae
hyukdiddy: i know it was you who called my phone
announcement: babyshoez: hakyeon please call the police
chababy: you did this to yourself
babyshoez: i’ll do anything for you please help
chababy: anything
babyshoez: anything ;)
chababy: then perish