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[BlackLegTae] is online
[August_D] is online
[DevilMan] is online
[JookKung] is online
(9:22 pm) BlackLegTae : It took a while to figure out what type of girl that I'm about
(9:22 pm) August_D :
(9:23 pm) BlackLegTae : Who brings the real man out of me, yah
(9:23 pm) DevilMan : um, Tae?
(9:23 pm) RealMe : are u having a relationship crises
(9:24 pm) August_D : how can he have relationship crises when he's not even in a relationship
(9:24 pm) BlackLegTae : I DONT REALLY WANT A TRUST FUND BABY
(9:24 pm) JookKung : OHHH
(9:25 pm) JookKung : I LIKE MY WOMAN INDEPENDENT
(9:25 pm) BlackLegTae : YAAAS
(9:25 pm) RealMe : oh no
(9:26 pm) DevilMan : AAAA! are we playing lyrics game?
(9:26 pm) August_D : u definitely made that one up
(9:26 pm) RealMe : I think it's called Karaoke
[GwangjusFinest] is online
(9:27 pm) GwangjusFinest : what's uuuup
(9:27 pm) JookKung : we're playing lyrics game hyung!
(9:27 pm) August_D : I'm not
(9:27 pm) RealMe : he means Karaoke
(9:28 pm) GwangjusFinest : ohhhhhh Can I join :D
(9:28 pm) BlackLegTae : course!
(9:28 pm) DevilMan : MID NIGHT MEMOOORIES
(9:29 pm) JookKung : Oh-Ho OH OH
(9:29 pm) GwangjusFinest : BABY YOU AND ME
(9:30 pm) BlackLegTae : STUMBLING IN THE STREET
(9:30 pm) DevilMan : SINGING SINGING SINGING SINGING
(9:30 pm) JookKung : Namjoon and yoongi are silent! WHY
(9:31 pm) RealMe : it's namjoon hyung to u, brat
(9:31 pm) August_D : I legitimately have no idea what that song is
(9:31 pm) GwangjusFinest : ur kidding
(9:32 pm) DevilMan : HYUNG DO U LIVE UNDER A ROCK
(9:32 pm) GwangjusFinest : he lives with me. So I can attest that, despite all evidence, that is actually not true.
(9:33 pm) RealMe : wait. He lives with u?! When did that happen?!!!
(9:33 pm) GwangjusFinest : ahhhh.. a while ago?
(9:33 pm) RealMe :
(9:34 pm) DevilMan : marry each other already
(9:34 pm) JookKung : congrats! So when are u throwing the house warming party
(9:34 pm) August_D : we didn't actually BUY a house. Hoseok just sort of moved in with me? We're still at my old flat so.
(9:34 pm) JookKung : excuses. I demand a house warming party
(9:35 pm) BlackLegTae : ME TOOOO
(9:35 pm) GwangjusFinest : alright alright! We'll decide on a date and let you know
(9:35 pm) August_D : you're actually going along with this?!
(9:36 pm) GwangjusFinest : yea why not. Has been a while since we last saw each other anyway
(9:36 pm) GwangjusFinest : now I believe we have a game to play
(9:36 pm) DevilMan : Yoongi hyung, u sing something.
(9:37 pm) August_D : I really don't
(9:37 pm) JookKung : comooon hyung it will be fun!
(9:37 pm) August_D : I see what ur doing there, Jung kook. Pulling the hyung card on me are u
(9:38 pm) JookKung : :D
(9:38 pm) August_D : ok. But on one condition. namjoon should do the next round
(9:38 pm) RealMe : hey this has got nothing to do with me!
(9:38 pm) JookKung : DEAL!
(9:39 pm) August_D : k let me see
(9:39 pm) RealMe : WOA WAIT A SECOND
(9:39 pm) BlackLegTae : hurry up hyung!
(9:40 pm) August_D : It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
(9:40 pm) DevilMan : ?
(9:40 pm) August_D : I'm burning everything U MOTHERFUCKAS TALK ABOUT
(9:40 pm) GwangjusFinest :
(9:41 pm) BlackLegTae :
(9:41 pm) JookKung :
(9:41 pm) August_D : ... no?
(9:42 pm) RealMe : fuck it
(9:42 pm) RealMe : YOU KNOW THESE RAPPER DUDES TALK SHIT, START KILLIN
(9:42 pm) August_D : FUCK THAT, got goons like an arch villain
(9:43 pm) DevilMan : OOOKAY THANK YOU NOW IT'S MY TURN.
(9:43 pm) BlackLegTae : Jimin. Sing something that we can at least HUM ALONG WITH, WILL YA
(9:43 pm) August_D : hey it's not my problem non of u listen to real music
(9:44 pm) RealMe : RIGHT??! And imagine sharing the same space with jung kook. He loves that kind of pop shit.
(9:44 pm) JookKung : Can anyone kick these two out
(9:45 pm) DevilMan : pop is awesome. You two can SUCK IT
(9:45 pm) August_D : Im not even going to start this argument
(9:45 pm) BlackLegTae : BAILANDOOOO
(9:45 pm) DevilMan : hey! It was my turn
(9:45 pm) JookKung : BAILANDOOOO
(9:46 pm) GwangjusFinest : OMRECAMI NO SESOUMDA COSINO SOYENDE VAHANDO
(9:46 pm) DevilMan : SOYENDE VAHANDO!
(9:47 pm) RealMe : you know that is not the actual lyrics right?
(9:48 pm) JookKung : OMG NAMJOON UR ANNOYING SING THE LYRICS IF U KNOW IT YOURSELF LOSER
(9:49 pm) RealMe : Ha! You think that's going to fool me into playing this pop-y made-up game? No way
(9:49 pm) DevilMan : yea no way bcs u don't know the lyrics to it either!
(9:50 pm) BlackLegTae : spoilsport
(9:50 pm) GwangjusFinest : ahhh, be nice to each other
(9:50 pm) RealMe :
(9:51 pm) August_D :
(9:52 pm) RealMe : the actual lyrics is :Tu cuerpo y el mio llenando el vacío
Subiendo y bajando
(9:54 pm) DevilMan :
(9:55 pm) JookKung : you googled that
(9:55 pm) RealMe : I can sing it for ya
(9:56 pm) BlackLegTae :
(9:56 pm) GwangjusFinest : when the hell did you learn how to speak Spanish
(9:56 pm) RealMe : just recently
(9:57 pm) August_D : I asked him to.
(9:57 pm) JookKung : WHY
(9:57 pm) BlackLegTae : 0-0
(9:58 pm) August_D : bcs
(9:58 pm) DevilMan :
(9:58 pm) BlackLegTae :
(9:59 pm) JookKung : bcs?
(9:59 pm) August_D : argh, comon. It's a long story. Not important
(10:00 pm) RealMe : he wanted me to rap for one of his tracks, and it was spanish
(10:00 pm) BlackLegTae : DOES THAT MEAN YOU WOULD LET ME RAP FOR UR SONGS IF I LEARN SPANISH??!
(10:00 pm) DevilMan : wait wait wait. Does that mean u speak spanish too??! Yoongi hyung?!!!
(10:01 pm) August_D : no
(10:03 pm) August_D : I mean, yes. No to Taehyung. Yes to Jimin
(10:04 pm) BlackLegTae : :((((((((((((((((
(10:04 pm) DevilMan : .. why didn't I know that
(10:05 pm) August_D : I'm .. sorry?
(10:05 pm) GwangjusFinest : I just figured it out recently too. Like, a week ago
(10:06 pm) GwangjusFinest : and I was so mad. And to be honest, I still am. Like, yoongi do you have ANY idea how much FUN we could have had with JUST that piece of information if u have told me sooner? The things we could have DONE!!!
(10:06 pm) RealMe : if this conversation is going where I think it's going, you need to stop right there.
(10:07 pm) JookKung : eW we dont need to KNOW HOSEOK
(10:08 pm) August_D : I can make it up to u babe :)
(10:08 pm) GwangjusFinest : I'm going to take u up on that
(10:08 pm) GwangjusFinest : rn
GwangjusFinest is offline
August_D is offline
(10:09 pm) DevilMan : :T
(10:10 pm) JookKung : I feel disgusted
(10:10 pm) BlackLegTae : :((((
(10:11 pm) RealMe : alright. Lets forget that happened. Who's turn was it
(10:11 pm) DevilMan : MIINE
(10:11 pm) JookKung : no u had ur chance but u lost it. It's my turn now
(10:12 pm) DevilMan : excuse ME?! I didn't LOSE it. It was stolen from me!
(10:12 pm) JookKung : Jimin. Give up.
(10:12 pm) DevilMan : Tae? You were the one who stole my turn from me. Say something!
(10:13 pm) BlackLegTae : I don't remember such thing
(10:13 pm) DevilMan : TAE!
(10:14 pm) JookKung : IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY
(10:14 pm) BlackLegTae :
(10:15 pm) RealMe :
(10:15 pm) BlackLegTae : Bro
(10:15 pm) DevilMan : ..seriously? You stole my turn to sing JUSTIN BIEBER?
(10:16 pm) JookKung : hey! He's an awesome singer!! He has won so many prizes too!
(10:16 pm) RealMe : alright that's it
RealMe is Offline
(10:16 pm) BlackLegTae : I'm just glad yoongi hyung is offline
(10:17 pm) DevilMan : right? He would have launched into a 15 minute lecture about lost musical values and such
(10:17 pm) BlackLegTae : yea.
(10:18 pm) JookKung :
[JookKung] is offline
(10:18 pm) DevilMan : ahhh.. oops?
(10:19 pm) BlackLegTae : he's such a baby sometimes
(10:19 pm) DevilMan : do u think we went too far?
(10:20 pm) BlackLegTae : absolutely not. He needs to move past his cringy celebrity crush phase
(10:20 pm) DevilMan : correct me if I'm wrong? But last I checked u still had a crush on Zack Efron
(10:21 pm) BlackLegTae : hey! He can SING. And dance. It's a reasonable crush
(10:21 pm) DevilMan : JB can sing too, doesn't change the fact that it's cringy
(10:21 pm) BlackLegTae : DONT COMPARE HIM TO THAT THING. Zack is a grade A actor and he is sooo much more talented than Jb just.. shut up jimin (¬_¬)
(10:22 pm) DevilMan : (¬_¬)
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(10:23 pm) DevilMan : so? Are u trying to prove something (¬_¬)
(10:23 pm) BlackLegTae : maybe (¬_¬)
(10:23 pm) DevilMan : (¬_¬)
(10:24 pm) DevilMan : I can do this until morning (¬_¬)
(10:24 pm) BlackLegTae : (¬_¬)
(10:24 pm) BlackLegTae: try me (¬_¬)
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(10:29 pm) BlackLegTae : .. truce ?
(10:30 pm) DevilMan : have u moved past ur thing for Efron yet
(10:30 pm) BlackLegTae : u mean, over the past 5 mins?
(10:30 pm) BlackLegTae : uhm no?
(10:31 pm) DevilMan : then no. As your best friend, it's my responsibility to make sure u make the right choices in ur life
(10:31 pm) BlackLegTae : I can decide for myself who deserves my infatuation and who doesn't! You know what? Whatever. I'm done here
[BlackLegTae] is offline
(10:32 pm) DevilMan : YEA WHATEVER
(10:32 pm) DevilMan : I'm surrounded by big babies
[DevilMan] is offline