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gaymer girl: @NVM @AnimalPlanet well?
NVM: On behalf of the Occult Club, I apologize for the pranks we did on October 31st of this year. : (
AnimalPlanet: And our deepest apologies to @naughty, for we did not consider that you would have screamed so much you cried.
naughty: >:l
naughty: im not over it fuck you and tell hiro he can suck it
hold my flower: yikes lol
hold my flower: how bad was it
naughty: so bad i cant stay up all night anymore and my sleep schedule is fixed
EAT WELL: holy shit dude is that a good thing or???
naughty: no
NVM: I’m very sorry! : (
naughty: >:l
AnimalPlanet: : (
naughty: >:l
gaymer girl: lol good luck trying to make him forgive you
hold my flower: so the entire occult club scared you?
naughty: YES
hold my flower: even that creepy guy?
naughty: yeah he was in the vents
hold my flower: yikes i actually feel bad for you now.
naughty: hh you should.
AnimalPlanet: It took an eternity for him to stop wailing like a banshee. He only calmed down after I allowed the Dark Devas to stay with him for a moment.
naughty: DUDE YOU SAID YOU WERENT GONNA SAY ANYTHING.
sexy: oh?
naughty: JSIJSJW HAJIME NO PLS ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
sexy: i wont hesitate
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Pan Nick at the Disco
distinguished pan: oh my my my. kazuichi is there something youve been hiding from us that only hajime knows~?
disaster pan: YEAH YEAH? what gives?? we ride or die MAN
dumbass pan: hdushcu n oo o i ddont???
disaster pan: youre talking like mikki >:l youre def suspicious now soda pop!!
distinguished pan: i could always ask hajime lmao
dumbass pan: hhhhhh
dumbass pan: fiiiiine
distinguished pan: so you admit your love affair with hajime!!
dumbass pan: what no ew.
disaster pan: aw poor hajime. shot down.
dumbass pan: so i might,,, have a super tiny small crush on uh,,, gundham,,
disaster pan: :0 !!
distinguished pan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dumbass pan: jeijds i said small
disaster pan: oh oh so does that mean asking dark overlord hamster to play with the hamsters is just to hang out with him ?/
dumbass pan: ma ybe ?
dumbass pan: theyre rlly cute tho
distinguished pan: well kazuichi, youre in luck.
dumbass pan: ????
distinguished pan: ibuki and yours truly are going to help you confess your love
disaster pan: YES!!! i could teach you a song to sing!!!
dumbass pan: heavy metal
disaster pan: you know it ; 3
dumbass pan: teru, so youre gonna make a fancy dinner too??
distinguished pan: hm hm hm! wouldnt you like to know, lover boy
dumbass pan: hhh this sounds stupid
disaster pan: that means we gotta do it then !!
dumbass pan: cdusaj noooo
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Class Chat 77
EAT WELL: @bitchy when are you gonna fight me
bitchy: when are you gonna shut the fuck up
AAAAA: aww w johnny johnny is a big scardy cat
bitchy: your days are numbered
EAT WELL: youre all talk >:V you wont do shit
PekoPekoHammer: shes not wrong
bitchy: you too??
naughty: lmao fuyuhiko get fucked
bitchy: shut
AAAAA: big baby !! tiny baby !!
hold my flower: is it bully fuyuhiko hours???
EAT WELL: its always those hou JCXiD
EAT WELL: WHAT THE UCFK WAD THDY
EAT WELL: FUCy
hold my flower: lmfao get fuc
hold my flower: FUYUHIKO YOU SHIT
naughty: ???? fuyuhiko?? what are you doing???
AAAAA: ibuki has just remembered shes late on a date BUH BYEEEEE
naughty: IBUKI DON’T LEAVE ME
bitchy: youre next.
naughty: JOHNNY PLEASE
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NVM: I have finally made peace with Kazuichi.
gaymer girl: how
NVM: I gave him a basket filled with cookies and sodas!
sexy: and he took it?
NVM: Yep!!
gaymer girl: throwback when he had a “””crush””” on you.
naughty: hey hey i said i was sorry for that : (
NVM: It’s okay! At least you apologized and I appreciate that! UwU
sexy: hey so what happened earlier
naughty: wym
sexy: what did fuyuhiko do
sexy: @hold my flower @EAT WELL
hold my flower: he did graffiti on my door that looked like shrek
EAT WELL: he scared the shit out of me by putting tape on a doorway
bitchy: talk shit get hit
gaymer girl: five bucks says he asked the ultimate supreme leader to do it for him
bitchy: fuck you let me have some fun
gaymer girl: pay up
hold my flower: im gonna beat kokichi up what the shit we werent suppose to prank each other
hold my flower: he dies today.
EAT WELL: hiyoko holy shit you should train and then beat him up
hold my flower: @SHIT WELL teach me how to beat people up
SHIT WELL: im not gonna teach you how to beat people up
hold my flower: aw
SHIT WELL: BUT I WILL teach you how to defend yourself with just one look
hold my flower: yay!!! >w<
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November 27, 12:00 AM
Private Message from soft girl and loud girl
soft girl: ik it s early in the miorning but i wantd to be th e first to say
soft girl: happy birthday ibuki!!!
soft girl: im rlly happy that youbve made another yea r bc youre rlly nice an d youve alwa ays mad e me smile and laugh ! i also wantd e t o ask if you wan dte to go to th at one ice cream place you liked. i know we shoudnt go since its cold bu t its your birthday!!
soft girl: gah im rambling a lot but uhh
soft girl: happy birthday good night !!!
loud girl: yes
soft girl: yes???
loud girl: yes
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Pan Nick at the Disco
disaster pan: HEY SO
disaster pan: I GOT ASKED OUT ON A DATE
disaster pan: AND ALL I SAID AWSS YES
dumbass pan: valid.
distinguished pan: niiiice!!!
distinguished pan: but pls let me sleep ibuki its 1 am
disaster pan: no !! im dying rn and you get to suffer with me !!!
dumbass pan: already there :’)
distinguished pan: god you two are so dramatic :P
dumbass pan: dude.
disaster pan: okay teruteru, mister ultimate drama boy if he wasn’t the ultimate chef
distinguished pan: good night you love sick puppies ~~