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“I feel like I got hit by a car,” groaned Tony, blinking his eyes open.
“You did,” said an amused voice that held a lilt of strain in it.
“Wait, I did?” said Tony, eyes searching until they landed on a handsome brunet man who was kneeling over him.
“Yeah, and um, it was my car,” said the man. “So um, sorry about that. I’m Scott, by the way.”
“Tony Stark,” said Tony, sitting up from his spot on the concrete slowly.
“Whoa, man, I think you’re supposed to like, stay still in case you broke your neck or something,” said Scott, waving his hands in a mildly panicked way. “Well, I guess it would be me who broke your neck. Shit.”
“Calm down,” said Tony, blinking at the man as a crowd gathered around them, sirens in the background. “Are you okay?”
“Am I okay?! Are you shitting me? I just hit you with my car and you’re asking me if I’m okay?”
“Yeah,” said Tony, not positive why the guy was so surprised but also having a difficult time thinking over the pounding in his head.
“You should be suing the pants off of me, not asking if I’m okay!”
“How about you pretend I’m more injured than I am and help get me out of the holiday party I was heading to and I don’t sue you?” said Tony.
Scott paused his panicking to eye the man in front of him. Tony looked entirely sincere.
“Yeah okay. Anything else I can do? I really don't want to get sued."
"If you're free, you can hit me with your car on Tuesday as well. I have another gathering that night."