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21:33 Stellate
Don't laugh at me but
21:33 Stellate
Labor scares me
21:33 Aneurysm
Um… okay?
21:34 Aneurysm
Why do you think I'm going to laugh at you?
21:34 Aneurysm
Giving birth is scary.
21:35 Stellate
I KNOW RIGHT
21:35 Stellate
SEEING ALL THESE NICE LADIES
21:35 Aneurysm
Honestly I can't imagine pushing a baby out of my body through a small orifice.
21:35 Stellate
AND THE FACES THEY MADE
21:35 Stellate
AND THE EXERTION
21:35 Aneurysm
Yeah, I know.
21:36 Stellate
AND THEIR PIERCING WAILS
21:36 Stellate
I CAN'T IMAGINE IT
21:36 Aneurysm
Yeah, I can't either.
21:37 Stellate
YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT THOUGH
21:37 Aneurysm
Uh.
21:37 Stellate
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT
21:37 Stellate
THE PAIN I FEEL WHEN I HAVE DYSMENORRHEA
21:37 Stellate
IT'S THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD
21:37 Stellate
AND THEY SAY GIVING BIRTH IS WORSE STILL
21:37 Aneurysm
Do you know that somewhere in this world they have this parenting class where the dads-to-be can wear a special suit to simulate the woes of being pregnant and giving birth?
21:38 Stellate
I DON'T WANT TO GET MY PERINEUM RUPTURED
21:38 Aneurysm
…TMI, but relatable.
21:38 Stellate
NO
21:39 Aneurysm
Stop abusing your caps lock and just get some rest.
21:39 Aneurysm
I swear someday I'm going to put you on a steady dose of propofol if this keeps happening.