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Village People but it is 1-A

Chapter 3

Summary:

Pikachu but on acid: OH SHIT!!!!!

Pikachu but on acid: EVERYBODY GET DOWN AND HIDE!!!

My name is Boxxy is now offline!
Pikachu but on acid is now offline!
I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck is now offline!
Are you ribbit to me? is now offline!
Surfin’ with the aliens is now offline!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Good

Notes:

N/A: In this chapter, we will explore a little more about Kirishima’s insecurities and his use of stimming toys!

Trigger Warning: To my fellow's Autistics, ADD and ADHD readers, this chapter will contain one mention of the r***ded word!

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A little summary of everyone chat name :

I beat 5 minutes craft: Yaoyorozu Momo
Baby’s too small he’s broken: Midoriya Izuku
Now you see me: Hagakure Toru
Kung Fu Fighting: Ojiro Mashirao
The Red One Has Found Me: Kirishima Eijiro
Unnecessary Explosions: Bakugo Katsuki
Eating Sugar No Papa: Rikido Sato
Octodad is Octobusy: Mezo Shoji
Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Tokoyami Fumikage
I twinkle my croissant every day: Aoyama Yuga
Arthur’s Headphone: Kyoka Jiro
Salt and Ice burn: Todoroki Shoto
Surfin’ with the aliens: Uraraka Ochako
Are you ribbit to me?: Asui Tsuyu
Pied Piper: Koda Koji
I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: Sero Hanta
Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Iida Tenya
Pikachu but on acid: Kaminari Denki
My name is Boxxy: Mina Ashido
Who?: Mineta Minoru

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text


11pm

 

My name is Boxxy is now online!
Pikachu but on acid is now online!

Salt and Ice burn is now online!

Hello Darkness My Old Friend is now online!

Octodad is Octobusy is now online!

Eating Sugar No Papa is now online!

Now you see me is now online!

 

My name is Boxxy : HI GUYS!!!!!

 

Now you see me : Hi Mina!!

 

Octodad is Octobusy : Hello

 

Octodad is Octobusy : I have a question

 

My name is Boxxy : Denki created and gave the names

 

Octodad is Octobusy : I don’t have a question anymore

 

Octodad is Octobusy : Thought this one is actually funny

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend : Greetings fellow classmates

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend : I would like to be offended by this name, but alas, Darkness is my only friend in this world

 

Octodad is Octobusy : Now I am offended

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend : My deepest apologies Shoji, with Darkness, you are my only friends in this world

 

Eating Sugar No Papa : Hi guys!

 

Eating Sugar No Papa : It’s actually really sad Tokoyami! Would you like a cup of hot chocolate?

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend : I would gladly appreciate it Sato

 

Eating Sugar No Papa : Wait

 

My name is Boxxy : owo

 

Eating Sugar No Papa : Thanks I hate this name

 

My name is Boxxy : Johnny Johnny

 

Now you see me : Yes Papa?

 

My name is Boxxy : Eating Sugar?

 

Now you see me : No Papa!

 

My name is Boxxy : Telling lies?

 

Now you see me : No Papa!

 

My name is Boxxy : Open your mouth?

 

Now you see me : Ah ah ah!

 

Pikachu but on acid : Thanks I hate it

 

My name is Boxxy : You were literally singing as I was writing and tried breakdancing on it

 

My name is Boxxy : You also failed at it

 

Pikachu but on acid : DON’T EXPOSE ME!!

 

My name is Boxxy : TOO LATE

 

My name is Boxxy : BEGONE THOT!

 

Eating Sugar No Papa : It was… Something…

 

Now you see me : Trust me, at some point, you’ll get used to it!

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend : What a mad banquet of madness

 

Octodad is Octobusy : I want this as my alarm so every morning I feel the need to murder you all

 

Salt and Ice burn : I was wondering where do all those notifications come from

 

Salt and Ice burn : Now I know

 

Salt and Ice burn : Is this my name? I actually enjoy it

 

Salt and Ice burn : I should try it on my father at some point

 

Hello Darkness My Old Friend : The sweet rebellion

 

My name is Boxxy : SHOTO NO

 

Pikachu but on acid : SHOTO YES

 

Salt and Ice burn : Shoto maybe

 

My name is Boxxy is now offline!
Pikachu but on acid is now offline!

Salt and Ice burn is now offline!

Hello Darkness My Old Friend is now offline!

Octodad is Octobusy is now offline!

Eating Sugar No Papa is now offline!

Now you see me is now offline!

 

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2am

 

My name is Boxxy is now online!
Pikachu but on acid is now online!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck is now online!

 

My name is Boxxy : We’re having a sleepover, and, Kirishima is asleep, and this is the most beautiful thing to witness

 

Pikachu but on acid : How can a human being be so damn cute?

 

My name is Boxxy : I know right?

 

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck : You see how cute is a kitten sleeping? Well multiply this by 10 000 and you have Kirishima being so cute while sleeping.

 

My name is Boxxy : Even Bakugo is cute when he sleeps! But Kirishima? Oh god, the world is not ready for this wholesome experience!

 

Are you ribbit to me? is now online!

Surfin’ with the aliens is now online!

 

Are you ribbit to me? : Sleepover?

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Kirishima is always cute

 

My name is Boxxy : Yes Tsuyu! We’re all sleeping in Bakugo’s room!

 

My name is Boxxy : Also Uraraka, you’re right and you should say it louder

 

Are you ribbit to me? : How are you managing to all sleep on one bed?

 

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck : Lot of tapes

 

Pikachu but on acid : Luck

 

My name is Boxxy : We all cuddle on the bed in a giant pile of people and we suffocate with all the loves

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Damn I wish it was me

 

Are you ribbit to me? : It sounds so nice!

 

Are you ribbit to me? : But why are you three awake?

 

Pikachu but on acid : Bakugo moves a lot when he sleeps, he kicked me in the stomach with his knee

 

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck : Denki zapped me with his quirk in his sleep

 

My name is Boxxy : And Sero woke me up to squeal at how cute Kirishima is

 

My name is Boxxy : I swear this boy is a ray of sunshine it’s not possible being so cute

 

Pikachu but on acid : There’s no way he’s human, he’s too cute

 

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck : Way too cute for us to handle

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : I can’t believe you died because Kirishima is being cute when asleep

 

My name is Boxxy : YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

 

Pikachu but on acid sends an image: “IMG_2356802_JPG”.

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : OH MY GOD

 

Are you ribbit to me? : I understand now

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : He’s so cute! OMG WHY IS HE SO CUTE???

 

Are you ribbit to me? : I can’t believe I get to see this, thanks, I owe you my life

 

Pikachu but on acid : You’re certainly welcome!

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs is now online!

 

Pikachu but on acid : OH SHIT!!!!!

 

Pikachu but on acid : EVERYBODY GET DOWN AND HIDE!!!

 

My name is Boxxy is now offline!
Pikachu but on acid is now offline!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck is now offline!

Are you ribbit to me? is now offline!

Surfin’ with the aliens is now offline!

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs : Good

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs saved “IMG_2356802_JPG”.

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs is now offline!

 

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9am

 

My name is Boxxy is now online!
Pikachu but on acid is now online!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck is now online!

Unnecessary explosions is now online!

 

Unnecessary explosions: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ASSHOLES!

 

Pikachu but on acid : Yes?

 

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck : What is it?

 

My name is Boxxy : owo what’s this?

 

Unnecessary explosions : You think this is a joke?

 

Pikachu but on acid : Are you mad at us?

 

Unnecessary explosions : I am

 

My name is Boxxy : Fuck

 

Unnecessary explosions : ALSO

 

Unnecessary explosions : IT’S 9AM YOU FUCKERS

 

My name is Boxxy : Aaaw sorry Bakugo! We didn’t mean to wake you up!

 

Unnecessary explosions : You all moved and now I’m fucking cold Raccoon Eyes

 

Pikachu but on acid : Aaaaaw baby’s cold

 

Unnecessary explosions : I’m going to fucking murder you Pikachu

 

Unnecessary explosions : YOU TOO FUCK FACE!

 

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck : I literally didn’t say anything??

 

Unnecessary explosions : You moved and now I’m cold, it woke me up fuckers

 

Pikachu but on acid :  Hey why you don’t say anything to Kirishima?

 

Unnecessary explosions : Because he’s still asleep fucker

 

Pikachu but on acid : Understandable, have a nice day

 

Unnecessary explosions is now offline!

My name is Boxxy is now offline!
Pikachu but on acid is now offline!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck is now offline!



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1pm

 

Surfin’ with the aliens is now online!

Baby’s too small he’s broken is now online!

I beat 5 minutes craft is now online!

I twinkle my croissant every day is now online!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Iida showed me the picture he saved of Kirishima being asleep

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : I feel so blessed!

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : Hi Uraraka!

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : May I ask which picture?

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken : Hello!!

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken : Oh what did I miss??

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Wait I’m asking Iida to send it to me!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens sends an image: “IMG_2356802_JPG”.

 

I twinkle my croissant every day : Bonjour!

 

I twinkle my croissant every day : Oh my! This is really cute!

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : Oh my god! He looks so cute!

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken :  It’s like watching a baby kitten sleeping, it’s so cute it hurt!

 

The Red One Has Found Me is now online!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Hello guys!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Oh no! OH NO!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Why do you have a picture of me sleeping?

 

Who? is now online!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Apparently, Kaminari shared it, and Iida saved it!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Shit…

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : Kirishima, are you okay?

 

The Red One Has Found Me : No I’m not

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Oh no, I’m sorry Kirishima! I’ll delete it!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens deleted a message.

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Thanks Uraraka… But there are already too many people who saw it

 

Who? : LMAO

 

Who? : YOU STILL SLEEP WITH A PACIFIER KIRISHIMA??

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : Mineta!

 

Who? : What? It’s not my fault he’s acting like a retarded baby

 

The Red One Has Found Me is now offline!

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : That was uncalled for Mineta! You will apologies to Kirishima!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Oh no! Kirishima I’m sorry!

 

Unnecessary explosions is now online!

Pikachu but on acid is now online!

 

Unnecessary explosions : ALRIGHT YOU BETTER EXPLAIN WHY I SHITTY HAIR IS CRYING IN MINA’S ROOM!

 

Pikachu but on acid : Crap I send a pic in the chat, and I didn’t think about Kirishima’s pacifier… How do you know he’s in Mina’s room?

 

Unnecessary explosions : She texted me

 

Unnecessary explosions : Also Pikachu, I will fucking beat your ass! 

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have shared it again on the chat! It’s my fault!

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken : Kacchan, we all thought Kirishima was just cute like this, we didn’t even think about anything bad or mocked him!

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : Mineta said awful things to him… He called him... Hm...

 

Unnecessary explosions : …

 

Unnecessary explosions : Mineta

 

Unnecessary explosions : You better run and hide, and pray for me to never found you because I will annihilate you from this existence

 

Who? : What, I just said the truth!

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken : Mineta, seriously, hide somewhere, I can already hear explosions…

 

Who? is now offline!

Unnecessary explosions is now offline!

 

My name is Boxxy is now online!

 

My name is Boxxy : Kirishima is in my room, I have never seen him crying like this

 

My name is Boxxy : I’m so sorry it ended up like this

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken : Kirishima we are so sorry!

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : I’m really sorry Kirishima…

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Kirishima I feel so bad I’m so sorry

 

My name is Boxxy : He said he knows you didn’t mean any harm, but he didn’t want people to see this… Wait he’s coming in the chat!

 

The Red One Has Found Me is now online!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I’m sorry for this guys… I just…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I didn’t want people to see me like this because I’m afraid they will think I’m weak…

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken : We wouldn’t think that Kirishima!

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : Yes, you’re one of the strongest in the class!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : You’ll never be weak in our eyes Kirishima!

 

My name is Boxxy : You already know my point Kiri

 

My name is Boxxy : Oh no he’s crying!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : It’s okay… I guess… It’s just when I was in middle school, I wasn’t… Like I am actually…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I had pretty bad anxiety attacks and panic attacks, and I could barely manage to move when someone needed help…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : And because I tended to suck and chew on literally, everything, my moms got me some stimming toys for me to bite on it…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : It kind of helped, but not enough

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Then my moms brought me a pacifier, and it helped a lot actually, and got me an appointment to see a therapist, and I had to take anxiety pills and antidepressants pills...

 

The Red One Has Found Me : But I hid it because I was just… So ashamed of it…

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : I had no ideas…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : You couldn’t have… The pacifier became my favorite thing to calm me, and I quickly became unable to sleep without one…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : When I entered in UA, I thought I would manage to deal with it, and I put the pacifier in the trash and stopped taking the meds

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I had one of the biggest panic attacks I ever had in my life, I ended up at the hospital

 

The Red One Has Found Me : It was, awful

 

My name is Boxxy : I didn’t know that!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : I’m so sorry Kirishima!

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken : God…

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : Oh god…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : My moms bought me a new pacifier and decided to control me about taking my medicines, and well, it went normal again, as normal as I could be, with medicines and all

 

The Red One Has Found Me : And on our first year, Bakugo find out, didn’t gave a shit about it, then Kaminari fount about it, Sero too, and Mina too. But we were already friends at this moment so it felt less… Weird, and it was in private…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : But on the chat… It’s not the same… I really do see you all as my friends and I do love you all the same, but… The chat is public, and I can’t see your face when you saw the picture, and I’m just… Really afraid of your reactions about it…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Sorry I sapped all the good vibes I’m just… Really sad right now

 

My name is Boxxy : Would you like a hug?

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Yes please

 

My name is Boxxy is now offline!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Uraraka?

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Yes?

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I know you didn’t mean any harm by posting the picture…

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : I’m really sorry Kirishima, I just, you were just, so cute on this pic!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Cute?

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Oh my god yes! It’s like, I don’t know, seeing you like this, sleeping and all calm, it was just, so cute! And I’m really, really sorry…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Thanks Uraraka… And Yaomomo and Midoriya… I appreciate the apologies…

 

Baby’s too small he’s broken : I’m really sorry to hear about your past Kirishima, but I really think you grow up to the better! Yes, you’re taking medicines, but it’s okay, a lot of people do! I’m taking anxiety pills as well, and I know how it can be, you’re not alone if you need to talk, don’t hesitate to knock on my door!

 

I beat 5 minutes craft : Kirishima you’re one of the kindest persons I ever met in my life, and I’m truly sorry to hear about your past as well. You’re not alone, we are all here to help you! If you need any stimming toys, come to me, and I’ll make you new ones! As well as any new pacifiers!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I’m… Actually crying… Thanks…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Thank you so much

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I love you all

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Now I’ll go get my hug before I drown myself in my tears…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : But, yeah, thank you…

 

The Red One Has Found Me is now offline!

 

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7pm

 

The Red One Has Found Me is now online!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Kirishima! Do you feel better?

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I actually do, I had a talk with Mina and Bakugo, and they said it was for the better that you all know about… This, even if the situation wasn’t the best way to announce it. But I guess they are right

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : I am still really sorry about it…

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I already forgave you Uraraka, it’s okay

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : Really?

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Yes, really, you’re still my friend and I would be really sad if our friendship stopped!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : I’m so glad to hear that! I am also really glad to be your friend! You’re so kind and always cheerful and you give the best cheering ever!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I’m also glad to be your friend, you’re really caring and when you put your head into the battle you get so focused and it’s so manly!

 

Surfin’ with the aliens : You’re so manly too!!

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs is now online!

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs : Kirishima, I am as well at fault, I did save the picture. I’m deeply sorry about the harm I caused by sharing it. I hope you can forgive me for this. As for your special needs, please, do not hesitate to come to me with the list of things you could need, I’ll make sure to bring it to you!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Thank you Iida, I’m better now, and I forgive you as well. You didn’t mean any harm doing it

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs : I will make sure to not disappoint you again!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I am not disappointed Iida. Yes I was hurt, but I’m okay now, Mina and Bakugo helped. But thank you, really

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs : Thank you as well, Kirishima.

 

Unnecessary explosions is now online!

 

Unnecessary explosions : You all better not fuck this up again or I will blow your fucking shitass faces

 

Unnecessary explosions : Don’t give a shit about the fucking grape stain, he’s at Recovery Girl’s office

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs : What did you do? Bakugo hurting other people will not save the problem



Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs : But

 

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs : I guess I can… Close my eyes this time, with what happened on the chat...

 

Unnecessary explosions : …

 

Unnecessary explosions : Thanks Four Eyes

 

Unnecessary explosions is now offline!

 

The Red One Has Found Me : Thank you all

 

The Red One Has Found Me : I’m glad we are all friends

 

The Red One Has Found Me is now offline!


 

Notes:

I'm a sucker for drama and I have so many headcanons about Kirishima :3c
As for the pacifier, I actually headcanon Kirishima as someone using one to calm himself and helping him sleep
I did use a pacifier until I was 16, so no shame here!
Just a very anxious Kirishima using things to make him feel better!

Also, Mineta can suck my big toe

Notes:

Aaaaaand… The end!

First chapter isn’t that great I think, but it was fun to write!
Hope to see you for the chapters two!!