Mortimer_Dead_Sea
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Baby, I'm an Animal (You Can Have a Taste) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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“We’re not fucking in the work bathroom,” Robert argued.
“Aw, come on, Robbie,” Sonar said, nuzzling Robert’s ear with his snout. “Just a quickie. You said it yourself, we have an hour.”
Robert’s face was on fire. He knew it was a bad idea, but goddammit, Sonar had gotten too good at touching him. He knew just where to gently run his fingers to get Robert going, and Robert nearly gasped when he felt Sonar’s dick pulse against the small of his back.
“I’ll do that thing with my tongue.”
Alright, yeah. That sealed the deal for Robert. He really liked when Sonar did that thing with his tongue.
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Sonar convinces Robert to have a quickie in the bathroom during the break between shifts. They manage to be pretty quiet. Unfortunately, that doesn’t matter when it comes to some members of the office.
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And Sonar was fine with that, happy to take things day by day and maybe tell everyone when things were a bit more stable.
Except for the fact everyone else seemed to be a little in love with his boyfriend, too. Blonde Blazer and Invisigal had been flirting with him since day one, and Phenomaman, Waterboy, and Flambae all seemed to want a piece, too.
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Robert and Sonar have agreed to keep their relationship under wraps for the time being, with Malevola being the only member of the team who knows. But when the others flirt incessantly with Robert, Sonar can’t help but feel a little jealous. When they go out for karaoke, Sonar decides to vent a bit through song.
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I'm Coming (Wait For Me) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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“Reid locked the door before he left,” Dorian explained. “And nobody can find Keith.”
“So… They’re trapped?” Chance asked.
Dorian nodded. “I’m sorry.”
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When the previous homeowner locks the attic door before vanishing in the middle of the night, Chance and Parker are separated. When four friends move in, Chance quickly discovers that one of them can sense his presence. He decides to seek out help.
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They Might Be Crazy (But) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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When Titania, Queen of the Fae Wilds, and Jupiter, King of Storms, are wed, their sons Parker and Eddie become unwitting brothers. They have nothing in common.
Except for the fact they're both desperately in love with their right hand men.
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If I Sat Down and Asked You (You Really Wouldn't Mind) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Oct 2025
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Hector, socially anxious and a lightweight to boot, had been sucking down drinks for a good portion of the night. His face was red and his eyes were hazy, and Chance was pretty sure he had been trying to join in on the conversation Parker had started about kinks. And that’s when he revealed himself.
He would watch Chance and Parker having sex from the vents, even going so far as to purposefully crank the heat to get them out of their clothes faster.
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After getting drunk one night, Hector reveals that he would sometimes watch Chance and Parker have sex from the vents. Chance is initially pissed off and horrified, but after seeing how Parker reacts, he starts to come around.
Kinktober Days/Prompts Fulfilled: Day 1 (Masturbation), Day 4 (Voyeurism), Day 9 (Exhibitionism), Day 14 (Possessive Sex), Day 24 (Anal Sex), and Day 28 (Multiple Orgasms)
Series
- Part 8 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
- Part 4 of Deadsea Kinktober 2025
Recent series
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Deadsea Kinktober 2025 by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Malevolent (Podcast)
06 Oct 2025
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My prompt fills for the unofficial kinktober prompt list that can be found here: https://www.tumblr.com/kinktober-2025
I'm gonna be combining days and doing multiple fandoms, so I'll probably be posting a bit sporadically.
Completed Days and Prompts:
- Day 1: Masturbation, Orgasm Control, Incest
- Day 2: Coming Untouched
- Day 3: Threesome
- Day 4: Voyeurism
- Day 5: Finger Sucking, Dacryphilia
- Day 9: Exhibitionism
- Day 10: CNC
- Day 14: Possessive Sex, Choking/Gagging
- Day 19: Electricity
- Day 24: Anal Sex
- Day 25: Double Penetration, Impact Play
- Day 28: Multiple Orgasms
- Day 30: Breeding, Degradation
- Bonus: Aftercare, Temporary/Permanent Marks
Total: 13/31 + Bonus- Words:
- 8,201
- Works:
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Let's Roll the Dice, Babe by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Oct 2025
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Fics about Chance and Parker's relationship, starting with them getting together, followed by their various sexual escapades, with some other stuff thrown in for flavor. Series title is from the song DICE by NMIXX.
They are all connected and ordered chronologically but you don't necessarily have to read one to understand the others.
- Words:
- 19,703
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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We Are Meeting Our Matchmakers by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 12,859
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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A couple of Malevolent smut fics that are tied together.
Titles of both fics and the series are from Rule #34 by Fish in a Birdcage
- Words:
- 7,391
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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Two fics based on an AU of the 42nd episode of Wolf 359 where the second Jacobi is let in instead of left outside to die.
Title of the series comes from The Middle by Jimmy Eat World.
Marking as complete, may add to it if the mood strikes.
- Words:
- 3,060
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
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Fang and Claw (WWDITS) by TheBobblehat
Fandom Kisses in the Dark (Podcast), Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Nov 2022
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WWDITS fanfic, mostly Vianton, will probably feed off each other (no pun intended) so I've decided to keep them all in one place.
- Words:
- 141,522
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 76
Bookmarked by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
07 Sep 2022
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Daemons by narsus
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
13 Apr 2022
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Two daemons make themselves comfortable in the office.
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- Part 13 of Alternative
Bookmarked by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
02 Sep 2022
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The legends about Blackbeard run wild and wide. Tales of ferocious raids and blood-curling hauntings, of glowing eyes and a head made of nothing but smoke. But the most terrifying of all the rumors is this: he is a man without a soul. Without a daemon.
This, of course, is a complete fallacy. Edward has a daemon, same as anyone else.
Series
- Part 1 of just to sit outside your door
Bookmarked by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
01 Sep 2022
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Viago wakes up at Anton's after their night/day together.
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Part 1: Bastard
Part 2: Dickhead
Part 3: Son of a Bitch
Part 4: Jesus Christ
Part 5: Wanker
Part 6: Shit
Part 7: FuckSeries
- Part 8 of Swearwolf
Bookmarked by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
20 Jun 2022
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The problem with playing arenas is that, from the stage, every arena looks basically the same. Metal frameworky bits, lots of lights overhead, big screaming crowd of people, not much else to see. The people tend to scream pretty much the same stuff every night, too. It's all, “Woooo, Blackbeard!” and “Yeahhh, Blackbeard!” and “Play Stop Or I'll Make You Eat Your Toe!”
Over and over, all around the world, ad infinitum. If Blackbeard wasn’t a solo act, he would’ve broken up by now.
Ed misses the stuff that makes rock real. The passion. The rabble-rousing.
He’s got a couple of days between tours, and for once, just once, he wants to start a night without knowing how it'll end.
ETA: Parts 2 and 3 are now up!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,493
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 462
- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
15 Apr 2022