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Kinktober 2025 except it's just WWDITS smut by TellCherHesGone
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Dec 2025
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Short stories about some vampires and werewolves doing kinky things in the shadows. This series will be using the prompts from this list.
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What we do in the Shadows (Season two rewrite) by doughnut_mind_if_I_do
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Dec 2025
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As the household prepares for season two, Nandor continues his struggles to tell Guillermo his feelings. But can these two ever find happiness with Guillermo's heritage hanging over him like a dark cloud?
P.S - Please read season one through the link otherwise you'll be very confused xx
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- Part 2 of What we do in the Shadows Collection
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Master of my Heart by NorthernKingOfFrogs, QueenShnoogleberry
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Dec 2025
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*** Chapter 111 is posted in celebration of Day 15 of Kinktober. It can be read without having previously read the rest of the fic. It's Guillermo domming Nandor. Actually, Chapter 121 is pure smut as well.***
Beginning at the end of season 5, this fic explores the lives and relationship of Nandor and Guillermo following Guillermo's transformation back to a human. It details them getting together, building a strange new sort of family dynamic, ending up together and what a healthy relationship could look like for them. (Mild spoiler: Guillermo makes Nandor work for it.) I try to really get into what day to day life could look like for them, not just the passionate declarations of love, but also how the household functions, Nandor and Guillermo's issues and how they cope with their baggage.
Nandor and Guillermo develop as people, grow their bond, fight, make up, have adventures and build connections to other people.
There will be fluff, horses, tears, smut and hijinks.
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- Part 1 of Master of my Heart
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Laszlo has leftover vampire sunscreen, just enough for a day in the sun. On a whim of softheartnedness, he gives it to Nandor, who he reckons has been a little down for the last couple decades and could use some cheering up. It's the perfect opportunity for Nandor to spend some quality time with his familiar, who hasn't really been around lately.
Or: Nandor and Guillermo go to the beach.
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Well what do we have here?
A human Serial Killer wearing the face of a cherub?
Welcome to the twisted world of Guillermo de la Cruz, Serial Killer, and Nandor the Relentless, his vampire master.Series
- Part 1 of Of Long Nights and Longer Days
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Guillermo hides in Nandor's coffin from the Baron, but quickly realizes he's not over the trauma of being shipped across the ocean in one...twice.
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When Nandor the Relentless was invited to the Crossroads Cafe ostensibly to meet the Guillermo de la Cruz-- professional vampire slayer, sex icon, and top earning human performer on OnlyFangs-- he was pretty sure he was being, as the youth say, cat-fisted. After all, what would a human like Guillermo want with a Vampire like him? His account had barely seven-thousand followers, a pittance compared to Guillermo's nearly eighty-thousand patrons.
But he decided to go anyway, just in case he's wrong.
Guillermo has a thriving career making porn targeted to Vampires. Nandor has a... fair to middling career doing roughly the same. Guillermo has a proposal.
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- Part 3 of Variations on an Alliance
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[Podfic] What We Do In The Sex Dungeon by peasina
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Dec 2025
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In Guillermo’s defense, he hadn’t gone to the sex dungeon looking for vampires.
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- 18
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Loyal Like a Dog, Sinful Like a Snake by Anonymous
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Dec 2025
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One night, feeling a little self-destructive, Guillermo snuck out to a gay bar in Manhattan, with nothing but a fake ID and a fantasy of getting his guts rearranged by a hot older guy. He needed to indulge his sinful nature just this once. Lucky him, he meets a strong, beautiful goth dude who seems quite keen to take his virginity. Actually, maybe a little too keen on the virgin part.
Less than an hour later, Guillermo pledged his life to him.
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A collection of scenes from Guillermo and Nandor's decade-and-a-half-long situationship.
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When Guillermo finally returns to the human world, Nandor is consumed by loneliness.
Then he remembers — he still has one last wish. He could become human too… but not alone. Afraid of what his housemates might do if he changed and they didn't, Nandor makes a bold decision: he wishes for all of them to become human.
Now, stripped of immortality and power, Nandor, Laszlo, and Nadja must stumble their way through a year of mortal life — fragile, and far more complicated than they ever imagined. And they quickly realize they can’t do it without Guillermo.
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Guillermo doesn’t notice the first time, too busy trying to stop Nandor from killing Jordan.
Eventually, it's hard to miss— Nandor obeys his orders.
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Day 6 - Lair
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.Nandor surges forward before he can say anything else and lovingly kisses him, humming contentedly as Guillermo gasps into his mouth.
This is the easiest Nandor’s life has ever been. Nandor loves loving Guillermo so much, it pains him to think he spent an eternity without it.
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Nandor and Guillermo come home after finishing a job as supernatural hunters, magical hijinks ensue -
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Nandor seemed nervous as Guillermo brushed his hair that night.
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- 100
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It's a good night for a date. You should walk home through the empty park.
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Nandor bestows upon Guillermo a treasured gift.
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- English
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Where Another Movie About Us Begins by alicenorthnight
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Dec 2025
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Guillermo’s cheek was resting against Nandor’s shoulder. He had been sleeping like that the whole time, and Nandor hadn’t even tried to wake him — no annoyed punches, not even a martyr’s sigh. He simply kept watching the film and switched to the next one, all while Guillermo slept on his shoulder.
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'Change is hard, remaining the same is harder.'
Nandor couldn't remember where he'd read that - or even if it had been in a book or on a sticky note attached to the bumper of a car. But it was true, all the same..
.Guillermo is doing his own thing now. But that doesn't mean he and Nandor can't be friends
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"I bet that feels really good."
Guillermo had said it casually, in between fistfuls of popcorn, immersed in the magic of the movie and completely forgetting who he was watching it with.
He didn't realize his mistake immediately. He watched the damsel be drained dry in black and white and fall to the floor with a dramatic gasp, unaware that he was being watched keenly from the other end of the couch. The realization crept in only when he heard Nandor stir next to him, shifting ever so slightly.
"It does."
The vampire said it matter-of-factly, so unbothered he might as well have been talking about the weather. In hindsight, it should have been the first warning sign of an approaching curve, a slippery slope up ahead. Nandor had never cared to talk about the weather.
"Would you like to try?"
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[Podfic] something you don't plan on doing forever by peasina
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Nov 2025
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Some days, Guillermo was sure that he was already dead and his special hell was working at Panera Bread.
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" Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.
But then the human had done something outrageous.
Then the human had smiled. "
In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.
In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.