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    *** Chapter 111 is posted in celebration of Day 15 of Kinktober. It can be read without having previously read the rest of the fic. It's Guillermo domming Nandor. Actually, Chapter 121 is pure smut as well.***

    Beginning at the end of season 5, this fic explores the lives and relationship of Nandor and Guillermo following Guillermo's transformation back to a human. It details them getting together, building a strange new sort of family dynamic, ending up together and what a healthy relationship could look like for them. (Mild spoiler: Guillermo makes Nandor work for it.) I try to really get into what day to day life could look like for them, not just the passionate declarations of love, but also how the household functions, Nandor and Guillermo's issues and how they cope with their baggage.

    Nandor and Guillermo develop as people, grow their bond, fight, make up, have adventures and build connections to other people.

    There will be fluff, horses, tears, smut and hijinks.

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    Laszlo has leftover vampire sunscreen, just enough for a day in the sun. On a whim of softheartnedness, he gives it to Nandor, who he reckons has been a little down for the last couple decades and could use some cheering up. It's the perfect opportunity for Nandor to spend some quality time with his ex-familiar, who hasn't really been around lately.

    Or: Nandor and Guillermo go to the beach.

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    One night, feeling a little self-destructive, Guillermo snuck out to a gay bar in Manhattan, with nothing but a fake ID and a fantasy of getting his guts rearranged by a hot older guy. He needed to indulge his sinful nature just this once. Lucky him, he meets a strong, beautiful goth dude who seems quite keen to take his virginity. Actually, maybe a little too keen on the virgin part.

    Less than an hour later, Guillermo pledged his life to him.

    ***

    A collection of scenes from Guillermo and Nandor's decade-and-a-half-long situationship.

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    When Guillermo finally returns to the human world, Nandor is consumed by loneliness.

    Then he remembers — he still has one last wish. He could become human too… but not alone. Afraid of what his housemates might do if he changed and they didn't, Nandor makes a bold decision: he wishes for all of them to become human.

    Now, stripped of immortality and power, Nandor, Laszlo, and Nadja must stumble their way through a year of mortal life — fragile, and far more complicated than they ever imagined. And they quickly realize they can’t do it without Guillermo.

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    Guillermo doesn’t notice the first time, too busy trying to stop Nandor from killing Jordan.

    Eventually, it's hard to miss— Nandor obeys his orders.

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    After centuries of marriage it's important to keep things lively in the bedroom, so Nadja, Laszlo and The Guide are starting to experiment with different kinks

    As we already know, anything gets Laszlo hard

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    After the theater, Nandor is finally alone with Guillermo.

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    Guillermo is fed up with Nandor's posturing.

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    Nandor the Relentless has been trapped serving as ward to Lilith and Simon the Devious since the death of his friend and mentor, The Baron, years ago. Long gone are the nights of leading the Vampiric Council and peaceful meetings with friends - his time is now spent accomplishing whatever excruciating tasks have been given to him by his captors.

    Years of cruelty and unjust punishment have left Nandor feeling hopeless, doomed to live a tortured and lonely existence for all eternity. Could a chance meeting in the woods with a handsome stranger be just the push he needs to finally escape their clutches for good?

    Could all of his wishes for a better life finally come true?

    CINDERELLA AU!

    Now complete!!

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    Merry Christmas, Colin Robinson.

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    Guillermo is hit with a lawsuit, and Nandor helps him get out of it.

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    In the beginning of season 2, Laszlo and Nadja mentioned that they had 6...maybe 7 familiars this summer?
    But we, viewers, could not see any of them in detail. In this story, we take our focus on one of the first familiars of this summer, a shy, polite, slightly confused and a bit awkward outlander, Artemius, who came to New York a couple of years ago, and only in recent weeks began to know Guillermo closer. Helping him occasionally and trying to get to know him better, with hope that they could work together wherever Guillermo is “working”. Little he knew how his future will form, and how the tables will turn eventually

    Or long story short, how Guillermo’s friend became a familiar of Nadja and Laszlo, fortunately or not… depends on who you ask.

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    When he gets to the fancy room, everyone is there. Nadja is standing in front of the fireplace like a schoolteacher at the head of a class. Laszlo and the Guide are seated at either end of the sofa and Nandor’s big frame is uncomfortably folded into a straight backed chair normally adorning the dining room. There is a second chair beside Nandor and oh, hell.

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    You thought 'What We Do In The Shadows' ended after season six? Ha! You're wrong! The documentary is picked up by a different network to bring you season seven! With new adventures on the horizon, we continue to follow Nandor, Guillermo, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson over the course of their long, long lives. Starting with... a bat coup? And who is that strange new friend Guillermo found on the internet? Will Guillermo and Nandor finally get together? And how is the crime fighting going? Find out in this newest season! There was also someone else, but... No, never mind. It's probably nothing.

    Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. The original characters that will be introduced are mine. This is, of course, fan fiction based on the show; 'What We Do In The Shadows'. I love the show. Just binge-watched it in one week. Before you ask: I indeed do not have a life. Don't ask.

    (If you find any discrepancies, just blame Toby. We do so all the time.
    I heard he's getting fired.
    ...shit, really? Do they know it was us?
    No, I don't think so. We should be good.
    Thank fuck.
    Yeah, but who are we going to blame from here on out?
    ...we'll figure it out as we go.)

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    Guillermo discovers that Nandor has carved out a niche for himself reviewing body glitter on YouTube. It only takes one questionable sponsorship deal to bring the whole thing crashing down.

    Welcome to the #NandorDeLaurentiisIsOverParty! Unfortunately, being immortal doesn’t protect you from everything…

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    The year is 2009, twenty-year-old Guillermo de la Cruz is toiling away at Panera Bread when he's introduced to the hottest new dating app on the market.

    Is this the start of something beautiful?

    Knowing Grindr, probably not.

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    An account of the events that took place at Panera Bread, Staten Island, circa 2009

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    How Guillermo de la Cruz became a familiar to Vampire Nandor the Relentless

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    "Master? Are you awake?" Guillermo questions.

    Slightly panicking, Nandor thinks back to books he’s read in which a character is sleeping.

    "Zee zee zee zee zee," Nandor repeats the last letter of the alphabet, keeping his eyes shut.

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    Nandor tries to get closer to Guillermo in the most Nandor way possible.

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    Jenna never left the house. She’s been invisible the whole time—and she has seen things.

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    After Nandor (and Guillermo) fail to ensure a Facebook group really was vampire-only and end up renting a room in the mansion to a human, they inadvertently invite what might either be the downfall of vampire kind (breach of the ol' secrecy thing) or a human who might end up being the best of all their days.

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