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  1. Hotfix by

    Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)  

    17 Apr 2026

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    You find yourself in the Amazing Digital Circus. Your name is gone. Your human body is gone. The only thing left is your brain, and it’s dangerously close to going too. Luckily, you discover a curious glitch that might save you and your new friends from the never-ending adventures of your erratic ringmaster, Caine. But is it safe to use?

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    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
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    118
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    16
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  2. I Have Seen — The Silence of Anomalies by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    17 Apr 2026

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    You were not supposed to notice.
    Stories where reality slips—quietly, almost politely—until something looks back.
    Voices that don’t belong. Objects that remember. Places that shouldn’t exist, yet do.
    These are not horrors that scream.
    They wait.
    They observe.
    And sometimes… they speak.
    Psychological horror tales and dark weird fiction about fractured realities, objects that conceal hidden meanings, and people who discover—far too late—that the world is not what it seems.

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    14/?
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  3. BATSY'S WONDERLAND by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Batman - All Media Types  

    16 Apr 2026

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    While investigating the case of the missing inhabitants of his native Gotham, Batman finds himself drawn into a fantasy world. Now, he needs to find a way back home, first teaming up with an ordinary teenager Natsuki Subaru and fighting the villains of this universe! Both of them will have to face their old enemies, whom they considered defeated long ago...

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    English
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    45,524
    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    10
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    522

  4. Pim and Charlie Solve Racism by

    Fandoms: Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020)  

    15 Apr 2026

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    Pim and Charlie encounter a racist client, and they use their Smiling Friendship to defeat the nasty prejudice. What happens next will change your life!

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    4,112
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    1/2
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    6
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  5. Fishy Business by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft  

    15 Apr 2026

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    A cod landed on his face.

    And then another hit the ground behind him.

    ‘I don’t think this is a prank…’ Gem muttered, poking one of the cod with her wand. It let off a brief burst of magical energy before continuing to flap about uselessly. ‘I think you summoned them.’

     

    Welsknight does magic wrong and accidentally summons 20,000 cod.

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    1/1
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    25
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    4
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  6. Eavesdropping Behind the Door by

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    15 Apr 2026

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    Un lugar para mis ideas sueltas. Diálogos aislados que no llegan a convertirse en historias.

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    Español
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    466
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    1
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  7. Eh, Some Poetry I Suppose by

    Fandoms: Original Work, Poetry - Fandom  

    15 Apr 2026

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    I write poetry on occasion. I find it pretty fun. Is it good? Probably not, but I like it.

    There is no broader story to the poems, I just add poems when I feel like it. Don't like one? Maybe the next is to your liking. The majority of the poems are Free Verse, but I also write sonnets as well as the occasional Limerick and Haiku. I recommend viewing this work through the “entire work” option.

    I don't know how this would be rated, but warnings for violence and self-violence definitely and sexual activity. Read at your own discretion.

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    Chapters:
    344/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
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    6
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    1,065

  8. LOS AVENFELDS by

    Fandoms: Seinfeld, The Sopranos (TV), Breaking Bad, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Kanye West (Musician), Iron Man (Movies), Multi-Fandom, Twin Peaks (TV 1990), Succession (TV 2018), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ
    Rewrite del MCU. Tony Stark está muerto y Jerry Seinfeld es Iron-Man.
    -═══════ι▬▬ -═══════ι▬▬ -═══════ι▬▬

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    Español
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    64,929
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    11
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    3
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    637

  9. Research Mission by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    14 Apr 2026

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    Little did they know what would happen when one puts two male shinobis under the same roof for a month.

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    292,373
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    237
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    533
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    125
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  10. The Great Spot Escape by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    A series of malfunctions aboard the Enterprise - D allows Spot to escape. Now that she's free, she's on a mission to find a treat you can't get from a replicator.

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  11. Today is a Dream Away: The Comic Adaptation ~ Prologue/Chapter One/Some Small Hope by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    Alright, you folks asked for it*, so here's a comic adaptation of the epic first chapter of the cult-classic, award-winning** Deltarune fic "Today is a Dream Away", featuring Susie from the Deltarune series on her quest to take over the school to add some meaning to her life.

     

    (*you didn't)
    (**eh, I'll never earn a Pulitzer for this, but I'm having lots of fun with the concept)

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  12. Naaserás(primeira tentativa) by

    Fandoms: Original Work, Naaserás  

    13 Apr 2026

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    Era uma vez em um lugar muito distante de algum outro lugar, um homem tenta fugir de uma esfereta com sua colega vampira e acaba numa aventura maluca.

    Please stop trying to offer comic artist services, I've already said I'm not interested and I can't afford it financially.

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    Português brasileiro
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    35,221
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    19
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    5
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  13. A Mile High Reunion by

    Fandoms: Original Work, Furry (Fandom)  

    13 Apr 2026

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    Allichia drags a very sour Raix onto a plane in the modern world for a vacation, unaware of familiar faces also on-board.

    There will undoubtedly be more than a few safety and regulation violations...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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  14. Chasing the White Rabbit by

    Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

    13 Apr 2026

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    Barry woke up in an empty bookshop with a single rabbit to keep him company just after his recent famous friend by the name of Paul McCartney disappeared from his sight into oblivion. What happened?!

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    1,167
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    1/1
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    2
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  15. Waifu Wars Beach Day Movie by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga)  

    13 Apr 2026

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    Suns out, buns out!

    Midnight and her crew storm the golden coast of Beach Town USA—in the tiniest micro-bikinis known to waifu kind—for the official Waifu Wars movie debut. Yes, this is the famous Beach Day Episode trope, but bigger, harder, and with an actual plot this time.

    Two rival biker and surfer gangs crash the party in a finger-snapping musical number that kicks off the most paper-thin lesbian Romeo & Juliet story ever told. Now the girls have to deal with the plot… without letting it derail their own vacation.

    No shoes, no shirts, no shame.

    This special skewers every beach episode cliché, Romeo and Juliet (or West Side Story if you prefer), and hentai prom fantasy with maximum camp, crack treated seriously, and unapologetic smut.

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    Chapters:
    10/11
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1,313

  16. Tales from Towerne by

    Fandoms: The Holy Verses, The Minionry, The Courts Divided, Tales from Towerne  

    13 Apr 2026

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    Welcome to Towerne, new kid, where THE High Overlord Chaos reigns supreme from a throne made of stolen reality and badass magic.

    In one hand he holds ultimate cosmic power – unkillable, undeniable, way sexy.

    The other hand? A teacup of the worst case of short-term memory loss you’ve ever seen.

    It’s a bummer, yeah, but it’s worth it to be on the winning team.

    Our dark master’s stupidly overpowered, terminally distracted, and he HATES those Royal Knights with the burning passion of a thousand suns!!!

    If HE hates the Knights, then that means WE hate the Knights, you dig?

    STEAL their underwear. Put banana peels under their FEET as they go downstairs. NEVER use "please" or "thank you" around them. Sign them up for STUPID NEWSLETTERS – anything to get an edge!

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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  17. Bunny | Jungkook x OFC by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    13 Apr 2026

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    Jungkookie loves me so much. He's even willing to wear that bunny mask to prune away any shadow that dares to orbit too close to my light. In our golden world, there is no one left to hold me but him. Forever.

    ~

    🐇🥀 Pairings: Yandere Jungkook x Sora Lee/ Original Female Character (OFC)
    🐇🥀 Genres: Dark Romance | Psychological Thriller | Domestic Gothic Noir | Pink Horror Crime | Psychological Horror | Creepy Fluffy

    ~

    ​WARNING and DISCLAIMER: Some of my Velvet Fiction may be offensive, disturbing, or triggering. Expect petals and thorns, not just sunshine and rainbows. It is dark, gloomy, and not everyone’s cup of tea. Read at your own risk or not at all. © VELVET THORNE. 🌺☠️

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    6
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    3
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    104

  18. Aniquilação by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime  

    11 Apr 2026

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    Shockwave e Starscream acabam num quarto trancado.

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    Português brasileiro
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    1,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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  19. Sailor Cumfox – La Transformation du Désir Éternel by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    11 Apr 2026

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    Dans un monde composée d’hybrides mi-humains mi-animaux
    Les ruts, les chaleurs et les instincts bestiaux font partie de la vie quotidienne.

    C’est dans ce monde que vit Yamabushi, une renarde de 18 ans aux formes extrêmement généreuses : énormes seins qui gigotent à chaque pas, cul rebondi, cuisses épaisses et une queue blanche touffue qu’elle a du mal à cacher.
    En apparence, Yamabushi est une lycéenne ordinaire : uniforme trop serré, culotte en dentelle, cheveux blancs courts... Mais elle cache un secret bien plus grand.

    Un jour, lors d’une attaque de Kaiju Tentacules pervers qui ont envahi son lycée, Yamabushi a été choisie par les « Fluides Sacrés » pour devenir la guerrière légendaire
    Sailor Cumfox Magical Girl du Plaisir Infini et de la Chatte Ruisselante !

    Entre les cours et les attaques de Kaiju, Yamabushi doit jongler entre sa vie de femboy renarde discrète et ses combats en tant que Sailor Cumfox.

    Car quand le monde est en rut… seule une renarde aux gros seins et à la chatte magique peut le sauver.

    Sailor Cumfox
    — Parce que même les Magical Girls ont besoin de se faire remplir pour sauver l’humanité !

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    Français
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    1,282
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    1/1
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  20. Touch My Screwdriver: Season 1 by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    11 Apr 2026

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    Дэнни с самого детства спасал своего брата: ростил его, когда мать ушла и умер отец, кормил его, зарабатывал на колледж, занимался нелегальным бизнесом. Но пришло время младшего брата спасать старшего.
    Узнайте как связаны протеин, бомжи и шприцы в моём супер-пупер фанфике.

    Language:
    Русский
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    336
    Chapters:
    1/18
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    2

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