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Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2026
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Just another day at the Quibbler, where Draco questions his own sanity. Short fic written for Round 5 of THC.
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- Part 11 of THC Year 13: Hufflepuff
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Un lugar para mis ideas sueltas. Diálogos aislados que no llegan a convertirse en historias y encuentran su refugio aquí, donde escuchamos un poco a escondidas las pláticas más absurdas que mi cerebro pudo imaginar.
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Harry Potter and the Ingesting of Faeces by Beaurevoir
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2026
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When the food runs out at Hogwarts, with the house elves also on strike, Dumbledore has to resort to an alternative source to feed all the students for their end of year feast.
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Player Name: [ZUBEIA] by BR8K_Spider
Fandoms: The Dragon Prince (Cartoon), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Factorio (Video Game), 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling - All Media Types
21 Apr 2026
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She had to look at him in the eyes.
Listen to every word he had to say.
Take a moment to hold his hand.All of this, just for a second chance.
She's the dragon queen.
Yet how could she ever hope to compare?
She was talking to the king of all dragons. The true dragon monarch.
It felt so wrong.But lie, he did not.
Her wish was granted, and now she can fix her past mistakes.
...As a sick and twisted archdragon of darkness.
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- Part 1 of The Dragon Tyrant AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,480
- Chapters:
- 2/65
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Lady Vashj Gets a Job by yazminaydem
Fandoms: World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos & Related Fandoms, The Shadow Over Innsmouth - H. P. Lovecraft
20 Apr 2026
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Lady Vashj is just another washed-up raid boss who hasn’t seen real work since the Burning Crusade days. After one too many hours binge-watching trash reality TV in her messy underwater condo, she receives a promising lead: the Esoteric Order of Dagon is trying to recruit her, and they are offering health and dental.
She dusts off her breastplate and pauldrons and heads to Devil Reef like it’s a standard raid… but she was not prepared for the kind of “teamwork” they had in mind.
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Era uma vez em um lugar muito distante de algum outro lugar, um homem tenta fugir de uma esfereta com sua colega vampira e acaba numa aventura maluca.
Please stop trying to offer comic artist services, I've already said I'm not interested and I can't afford it financially.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83472181/chapters/219901846
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“No, rather…” he hummed, tapping his fingers against his arm, as if thinking.
“You’ve been… very insistent on the notion that you are not who, or what I’m looking for.” he mused, and averted his gaze.
“So… instead, I came to inquire if you could give me, and the others, that.” he looked up.
Kline blinked. Once, twice, looked up, then back at him.
“What?”
“Friend Kline,” he started again. “I decided we could have a compromise.”
Or,
Chief Paul proposes Kline give the coven his holy seed in exchange for his freedom.
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SUPER by Harthor5
Fandoms: Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Monster Girls | Monster Boys, Brat Pack (King Hell Press Comics), The Boys (Comics), Marshal law
19 Apr 2026
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Pobre héroe, lejos de tu tierra sangrienta, maldita y degenerada, perseguido por ese monstruo, Godshine se hace llamar, ¿acaso has llegado aquí para brindar destrucción?... No, no, bienvenido de vuelta, hijo mío, que muchas cosas has perdido y olvidado, que la sangre de nuestros enemigos manche tus manos y que tu fin sea cumplido... pues no eres más que un arma de dios.
Pobre de ti, Bullet Colt, que en tierras extrañas te encuentras, no bajes tu arma y apunta, mientras te preguntas... ¡¿Por qué demonios los monstruos parecen chicas lindas?! -
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You were not supposed to notice.
Stories where reality slips—quietly, almost politely—until something looks back.
Voices that don’t belong. Objects that remember. Places that shouldn’t exist, yet do.
These are not horrors that scream.
They wait.
They observe.
And sometimes… they speak.
Psychological horror tales and dark weird fiction about fractured realities, objects that conceal hidden meanings, and people who discover—far too late—that the world is not what it seems. -
Birds of Fancy by Anonymous for commandershakarian
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
19 Apr 2026
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“Birds,” says Tarquin, “can go and fuck themselves.”
Ashur, who has been talking to Mae about perfectly normal things and not whatever Tarquin is on about, raises an eyebrow. From the other side of the room, Quillon calls, “Birds’d kick your arse.”
Tarquin’s eyes narrow in a glare.
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Waifu Wars Beach Day Movie by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga)
19 Apr 2026
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Suns out, buns out!
Midnight and her crew storm the golden coast of Beach Town USA—in the tiniest micro-bikinis known to waifu kind—for the official Waifu Wars movie debut. Yes, this is the famous Beach Day Episode trope, but bigger, harder, and with an actual plot this time.
Two rival biker and surfer gangs crash the party in a finger-snapping musical number that kicks off the most paper-thin lesbian Romeo & Juliet story ever told. Now the girls have to deal with the plot… without letting it derail their own vacation.
No shoes, no shirts, no shame.
This special skewers every beach episode cliché, Romeo and Juliet (or West Side Story if you prefer), and hentai prom fantasy with maximum camp, crack treated seriously, and unapologetic smut.
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- Part 10 of The Waifuverse
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we shall tear down the unassailable gates by Anonymous for corvidaerook
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
19 Apr 2026
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“You know The Viper?”
“I know he likes to make an entrance.”
“No one watches the rooftops.”
“Sure, that’s what he says.”Five times the Viper maintains his aura of mystery—and one time he doesn’t even come close.
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Pansy Parkinson has a hobby. It’s nothing special – she likes to write short, funny stories from time to time. Mostly, they are just for shits and giggles – a tale where Dumbledore is a very dumb Sphinx, a oneshot where her and her friends work in a muggle grocery store, etc. Those let her take the edge off when school gets too demanding, or when her mother decides to act up again and threaten to kick her out. An escape from reality, really.
Draco Malfoy is a little shit. Everyone knows it – he is a spoiled, mean prat, who relishes in petty trickery. His popularity boils down to his favourite hobby – annoying Harry Potter. The possibilities are endless; throwing stuff at him, snarky comments regarding every aspect of the others life, sabotaging his academic efforts, and recently, educating himself to become a better hater.
tldr: pansy writes fanfics about people around her, draco tries out a new method of tormenting potter, and crabbe is too clumsy for his own good.
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Kart Blanche by Anonymous for anduefex
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Detac
19 Apr 2026
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Ashur Vesperian invites Tarquin over to his penthouse. Tarquin can't imagine why he would do such a thing. They'll probably talk about work, right?
Why is he being nervous about it?
Should he bring some beer? He should probably bring some beer.
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Di saat dunia sudah kehilangan warnanya, ada dua orang yang saling mencinta masih berharap akan cahaya. Di saat kehidupan orang lain telah usai, Junghwan dan Dohoon masih bertahan di dunia yang mati. Bukan mereka yang menunggu waktunya tiba, dunia yang menunggu mereka menyerah.
Inspired by Samuel Beckett’s one-act play “Endgame.”
- Language:
- Bahasa Indonesia
- Words:
- 2,195
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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Сборник самых разных абсурдных рассказов! Аллегории на религию, поп-культура, мета-модерн... Я знаю ещё очень много умных терминов, показать?
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В 2020-х, в Мехико прилетает человек. Его имя было Гонками. Он был обычным парнем с японскими родителями, но родился в Италии. Его давней мечтой было избавление Мексики от наркокартелей, в частности одного из самых сильнейших. На перелёт денег ему скинул его друг, который придурковатый, но имеет и своих тараконов в голове. При прилёте Гонками, в Мексике был сущий ад. Особенно его потревожила новость о поднятии в строй лучшего стрелка. Мне лень дальше писать лол, придумайте пафосное там описание не знаю просто спойлерить не хочется
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- Русский
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- 11,322
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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Monsters (And An Alien) Vs Aliens by Anonymous
Fandoms: Monsters vs Aliens (2009), Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
18 Apr 2026
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"Like, what do people scream when they see you coming?" B.O.B. asked. "You know, like, "Look out! Here comes...!"
"Conquest," the older man replied. Susan had to admit that was a pretty good monster name.Two universes over from Invincible Prime, a different Viltrumite is sent to a different Earth. A monstrous team receives him.
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Pim and Charlie encounter a racist client, and they use their Smiling Friendship to defeat the nasty prejudice. What happens next will change your life!
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It could have happened
- Language:
- English
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- 338
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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