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"Isn’t this your patient? The one who was stabbed" asked Dr. A, attention on the screen of his smartphone.
Without missing a beat, Dr. B replied, "Absolutely not."
"My patient is supposed to stay in the ICU for at least another twelve hours. He came in hypovolemic shock, underwent an emergency exploratory laparotomy. He was lucky no other organ was injured" the doctor began listing every reason why it couldn't be the paciente he left with crystal clear recommendations before finishing his shift, but his recomendations were ignored - "Does the hospital director know about that?”
Dr. B kept watching the rest of the performance while finishing his beer, trying to make sense of what he was seeing - because no sane healthcare professional would let someone admitted unconscious with severe hemorrhaging sneak out of the ICU, stroll across the ward, and perform on stage with sutures and IV access and all.
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If I Were a Skeleton Flower by temp_writes_stuff
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
05 Jan 2026
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Estelle wakes up in a strange cave with nothing but dusty old clothes, a rusty sword, and a bow with a string no stronger than a spiderweb. And she has absolutely no memory apart from her name.
In the midst of her confusion, she meets a boy who is somehow in the same situation as her. After a journey to Kakariko, Estelle ends up getting tangled in a prophecy she doesn’t even want to be a part of, along with her immense desire to remember anything about the now unruly land of Hyrule or herself.
Estelle decides to help save the people of Hyrule, hoping that the exploration of the land would jog her memory, but it’s kind of hard to do that when she’s additionally being hunted by a monster everywhere she goes. The same one from her dreams. The one that she supposedly needs to defeat.
She uncovers secrets that should've remained in the past and revelations she wished weren't true. She wants to have a choice in all of this chaos, but she fears that decision was never in her hands from the start.
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It's a really hot summer's day in Chicago, and County General is overrun with victims of heat exhaustion.
Oh, and a whole bunch of mimes.
And the mimes have guns.
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Everybody Here Is Just Fucking Weird by ofashesandshadows
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins
04 Jan 2026
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Warden Danica Cousland, engaged to Alistair, disappears after the fight with the Archdemon. Alistair goes on to become King.
Ten years later, Inquisitor Darren Trevelyan and Dorian Pavus's new relationship is on shaky ground. Stroud and Hawke accompany Darren to the Fade, with Hawke surviving. (suck it this is fluff no angst)
Trevelyan, full of secrets, gets a terrifying summons shortly after he saves Empress Celene. Alistair has a new nightmare and no one to confide in as usual.
Lots of dark fantasy soap opera elements. Eventual polyamory. Everybody is bi. Eventual smut
Gay make outs. Sickening tender romantic moments. Memory magic, a plot to control the crown. Morrigan kicking hornets nests as she does. And Gale Dekarios just for fun.((A note-- Veilguard did its damndest to ruin this plot which I had worked out before the games release so I've changed some minor details concerning... Stuff. It still works.))
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Merry Christmas, Middle Earth by MithrilAnkh
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
03 Jan 2026
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Christmas, in a small town named Middle-Earth
Sauron, owner of Mordor's Bakery, wants to expell Elrond and his children who just opened their Rivendell Sweet & Treats.
EMBEDDED CHRISTMAS THEMED IMAGES!
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Shane and Ilya plan for a quiet retreat to the cottage following an event hockey season.
What they don't know is that something has been lingering at the cottage for years and it has an unbreakable love for Shane. It will do anything to keep Shane for itself, even if that means eliminating the competition. What's worse... it's hungry.
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It's You In Every Lifetime by clevelandy, mysteriousphoenix, Somedayillbepeterpan, spaceorphan, theyarnmaidstale, uneventfulhouses, unusual_cliche
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Jan 2026
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Penelope feels like her life is over after Lord Debling decides no longer to propose. But when Colin Bridgerton unexpectedly interrupts her carriage ride home, and when the horses become spooked causing an accident, both Penelope and Colin find themselves thrust into the future -- one where they still need to work out things between them in order to return home.
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This is a very simple story about the benefits of reading your training manual. Understanding this manual is fundamental to safety in your workplace.
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- Part 2 of In Pursuit of the Human Spirit
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A Buttercup in Winter by faierius
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
30 Dec 2025
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Yevalor Trevelyan. The Inquisitor. Lover. Big brother with a big secret.
The day after Yevalor's birthday, his little sister Uava--a mercenary--pays a visit to Skyhold. She's distressed but seems reluctant to tell Yevalor what's bothering her.
She's taken on a contract that will finally allow the siblings to put a nightmare from their childhood to rest. A blossoming love with the handsome Commander Rutherford is just a bonus.
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- Part 1 of The Flowers of Thedas
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Roommate from hell: pays half the rent, 100% of the boners.
Featuring: percussive glutes, museum-grade tiddies, and Kaveh’s slow descent into horny madness.
Tighter shorts incoming. Pray for him. -
Bad Batch Background Music: First Kiss Edition by loveofdance_22
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2025
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Okay, SO. I was revisiting old fics I’ve sat on for- ever? And I made the vast mistake of listening to a silly goofy playlist while I reread some first kiss scenes. So here is what song kissing each Batcher for the first time feels like.
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My Grown Up Christmas List by Shedannagins
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
29 Dec 2025
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At the Blue Lock Department Store, Hyoma Chigiri works as a retail associate under the watchful eye of his Assistant Supervisor and friend, Yoichi Isagi. This Christmas Season, their team is fighting for ultimate holiday supremacy; spreading Christmas cheer and making dreams come true, especially when it comes to photos with Santa.
When it comes time to plan their holiday strategy, Chigiri suggests his ex-best friend and brooding stud of the group, to play the role of Santa.
Because there’s only one thing on Chigiri’s Christmas List this year, and that’s to bring Rensuke Kunigami back to life.
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okay so are the curtains blue for a reason or what (this is a metaphor) by sunflower_J
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Dec 2025
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Now, someone walked into the room. A boy, awkwardly standing at the side of his bed, looking over him worriedly. His hair was brown and scruffy, and he had big baby doe eyes and a yellow-and-blue horizontally-striped shirt like a cartoon character. The window was lighting him up like he was important to Mike’s narrative. The curtains are blue, thought Mike, this boy is light. I love metaphors. Maybe he was high on the pain meds. Upon seeing him, Mike felt a great affection, a great peace. Plus, he had long eyelashes. Mike almost giggled to himself. He was definitely a little high.
“Hi.” breathed Mike.
“Hi.” he said, hesitating.
“We’re friends?” Mike asked hopefully.
Or: During the Party's final battle with Vecna, Mike is gravely injured and loses his memories. He wakes up in a hospital only remembering a handful of inconsequential little things, like how much he loves a boy who seems like light.
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Santa (Can't) Stop Here by melanie1982
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, hasan piker - Fandom, Hasan Piker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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It's the three-quel nobody asked for!
I doubt I'll ever top my OG Xmas fic, "The Hasan-ta Clause." The sequel was mid, so let's see how low we can go!
Title is a play on all the holiday yard signs that say, "Santa, stop here," but in this case it's more like "Santa can't stop *redacted*" here"
Goin' for the three-peat, brakes off, no airbags. Let's goooo!
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- Part 3 of Hasan-ta Trilogy
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Doppelgangers by Whoops_e
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
24 Dec 2025
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Hudson Williams and Shane Hollander meet at a bar.
Hudson wants to fuck his doppleganger; this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all. Shane tries very hard to decline politely.
Later, he calls Ilya, who is not jealous at all by the way.
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Christmas Improbability by Ghille_Dhu
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio), Star Trek: Voyager
24 Dec 2025
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Arthur Dent has an improbable encounter of the Star Trek kind.
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Voyager's crew find themselves in an improbable reality.
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Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do or related to Pretty Little Liars.
Melissa’s friends have a questioned for Emily. ~KJ99
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- Part 94 of Emissa Has My Heart Now & Forever
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Originally published on fanfiction.net in 2015
Sherlock one-shot! John takes his wife and best friend to the beach, but even there they can't resist getting into trouble...- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 425
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 14
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An OBGYN's day in a hypersexual maternity ward
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Spy Wars by ClawedandCute (Adi_Fire)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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NOT ABANDONED. I'm just struggling with inspiration at the moment!
Nine year old Anakin recognizes Palpatine at Qui-Gon's funeral, having seen him at the slave markets on Tatooine and witnessed him using Force lightning. He of course relays this information to Obi-Wan, who, after having a panic attack, comes up with a plan that involves Padme, copious amounts of lying, several failed poisoning attempts (by Palpatine), cringeworthy codenames, a ridiculous sign language made up to humor his drama queen padawan, a secret wedding, at least one faked death, and the performance of a lifetime come Revenge of the Sith.