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1. this used to be a funhouse by sincerelyrf

   Fandoms: ER (TV 1994)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   05 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Benton & John Carter
   • Luka Kovač/Abby Lockhart
   • Elizabeth Corday/Mark Greene
   • Dave Malucci
   • Peter Benton
   • Kerry Weaver
   • Abby Lockhart
   • John Carter (ER TV 1994)
   • Mark Greene (ER TV 1994)
   • Elizabeth Corday
   • Jing-Mei Chen
   • Luka Kovač
   • Original Characters
   • Hostage Situations
   • heat wave
   • More cake
   • Mimes
   • so many mimes
   • this is an actively ridiculous story
   • Gun Violence
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction

   Summary

   It's a really hot summer's day in Chicago, and County General is overrun with victims of heat exhaustion.

   Oh, and a whole bunch of mimes.

   And the mimes have guns.

   Language:

   English

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