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Tango grew up in the countryside, he doesn’t care for the city or the culture that comes with it, but when his cousin, Impulse, wants to go see his favourite band “The Rejects” he’s dragged along and he finds that while he may not care for this band, one of the members may care for him.
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Is it kinky to have sweet and loving sex? B’s first kinktober! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Oct 2025
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I rolled a wheel with life series ships on it and now I’m going to draw them all with the kinktober prompts!
<3 enjoyyyy
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Down the spiral (It's a dark, dark road) by ZodiacDragon334
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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"Good, you're all here," a voice said. Jimmy recognized it immediately. It was the one that gave Impulse background information on their investigations. "I apologize for contacting you all with such short notice, but the situation is incredibly urgent and we cannot delay any longer. You've all been selected for this mission for your connections, knowledge and skills. We've lost contact with one of our teams, and their disappearance is highly unusual and we suspect something… otherworldly to be involved. We need you to follow their trail and look into the disappearances of Grian Xelqua, Impulse Essvee, Scar Goodtimes, Gem Tay, and Skizz Lehmann, otherwise known as the GIGGS team."
OR: The GIGGS team vanishes during an investigation under mysterious and disturbing circumstances. Jimmy Solidarity is brought onto a team to rescue them. They have two things to assist them: the final radio conversations, and a trail of cassette tapes left by Impulse, which document the experiences of the GIGGS team on their dark, horrifying journey as they try to survive and find help.
One chapter a day! This is written with the Ominous October prompt list by thepromptfoundry on tumblr
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- Part 9 of Zodiac's Phasmo Fics
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Skates, Bowstrings and Other Things by RoastyToasty
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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“Have you gotten rusty from your time away from fighting, birdie?” Hotguy teased, pulling back the string of his orange and cyan longbow.
“With constantly having to worry about saving your butt? Never.” Xelqua laughed playfully, a blast of concentrated redstone coming out of his dual pink and white pistols.
The two stood with their backs against each other, grinning in confidence as they looked over their shoulders. Xelqua’s wings were open and on full display, glossy hot-pink feathers gleaming in the night. Ever since the vigilante’s recovery, he had made a swift return to fighting on field again, ready for whatever threat faced him and Hotguy next.
Or four times Xelqua and Hotguy learning something about the other, and one time about themselves.
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- Part 2 of Bows and Rollerblades
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Unofficial Inktober: Ranchers Edition! by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
08 Oct 2025
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I liked the Inktober Prompts so much that I decided to use them in my own little unofficial Inktober writing challenge with my favourite Life Series Duo!
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Mumbo K. Jumbo is still Grian's emergency contact even after 2 years of not seeing each other.
Usually your ex-best-friend-maybe-more is the last person you'd want to see after being hit by a car.
Usually.
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Pyro's shoulders went up slightly and he stopped walking.
"Uhm. Hello. Didn't see you there."
Their eyes flickered behind Abolish and around the area. Risk assessment. Abolish knew that all too well.
or, Abolish and Pyro meet again, this time without anyone else around.
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There Are No Blueprints For Falling In Love by Hunter_says_so
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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Scar’s transferring into his second year at Hermiton University of Craft and Engineering, ready to dive into environmental architecture and leave Seattle behind. What he doesn’t expect is to recognise one of his fellow students from his flight — Grian, all sharp sarcasm, easy confidence, and way too many mutual friends.
Grian’s back in England after a decade in the States, settling into business classes and hiding his cat in a dorm he technically shouldn’t have. Running into Scar again wasn’t part of the plan — but neither was getting paired up for a campus-wide project.
Between lectures, group trips, suspiciously enthusiastic classmates, and a few too many close calls with contraband pets, college life gets complicated fast. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing.
A University AU full of quick banter, quiet crushes, and the chaos of second-year student life.
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Chapters WILL PROBABLY be edited drastically as I publish this but I am determined to finish it. Tags will probably be added 🤩This fic now has a discord! https://discord.gg/cFU7PCYrAc
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Trying goretober writing cause i'm scared of kinktober. This is the first time i've written online in a while and I don't write gore often beware. these are all super short.
1. rotting
2. bloodspill
3. gashes
4. stitches
5. nosebleed
6. transformation
7. eyes
8. self mutilation
9. taxidermy
10. horns
11. fungi
12. burning
13. headache
14. impaled
15. parasite
16. poisoned
17. decapitation
18. broken glass
19. disease
20. hanahaki
21. rabid
22. sacrifice
23. torture
24. trail cam
25. doppleganger
26. roadkill
27. trypophobia
28. slasher
29. teeth
30. dinner time
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Tommy Danger Careful Kraken Innit is in a time loop, this would be fine (probably) if not for his (now former) abuser, dream, oh also technoblade has a big obsession with potato’s
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“Oh fuck you dream!” Tommy scowled, a scar tugging at his lips.
“Wha- what did I do?” Dream frowned, his mask was on the side of his face, his brilliant green eyes were wide, one of which had a milky shine to it.
Tubbo froze, what were Tommy and Dream doing in the forest, alone?
“You literally covered the cabin in glitter,” Tommy gestured to the now very glittery, very badly built, cabin. Another voice joined in, it was gruff and familiar.
“I don’t know Tommy, I think it looks better like this,” Fucking technoblade deadpanned.
“What the fuck?” Tubbo mumbled.
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Or: Dream, Tommyinnit, and Technoblade are stuck in a time loop, chaos insues.Series
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Falling on Deaf Ears by Moobloom_Mention
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2025
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"I don't know why Lord Third bothered puttin' us on a team with him." Bdubs can't even bring himself to say Joel's name, face scrunching like he'd just tried Etho's latest attempt at cooking. He doesn't wanna risk it. Not when a part of him wholeheartedly believes Joel would appear at the first mention of his name.
…or maybe that's the devil. Either way Bdubs isn't taking the chance.
"I can't work with a freaking horse killer. That's cruel!"
"It's kinda ironic."
Joel has got to be the worst genin- no, the worst shinobi in all of history. At least, Bdubs think so. He just needs to convince Etho of that too.
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A piece of a Naruto AU where Team Short Grass is a new genin team consisting of Etho, Bdubs, and Joel. And of course there's some Team Minato parallels.
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- Part 7 of Pack It Up and Move
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His eye catches on an innocent picture frame standing on the table, its brown edges worn and peeled away to reveal the lighter inside. Slowly, Grian makes his way over to it, holding the small frame in his hands.
It’s a picture of him, Pearl, and Jimmy from years ago. Grian sighs, looking more closely at the moment in time. His hair is bright blond, the color standing out compared to Jimmy’s natural blond hair. Something fond swells up in his chest, void- he can’t believe Pearl let him wear that color.
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Or, Grian reminisces on a 'simpler time' and realizes how far everyone's come.Series
- Part 4 of Arula’s under 1000 word oneshots
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Letters Thicker Than Blood by CapriciousCalamari
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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To: 143 Archistone Avenue
Vexcon Vale
From: You Know Where.
Mr. Goodtimes,
Please do not send me letters for the time being. I would like some time to process this by myself.
I will write back to you someday, I suppose.Mr. Xelqua
“Mr. Goodtimes?” He called out with a high-pitched voice that crackled. Jimmy winced at the treacherous sound, and cleared his throat before trying again. “Mr. Goodtimes?! My name is Jimmy Solidarity, I need to talk to you about a certain man–”
17-year-old Jimmy Solidarity is desparately trying to find his relative who had disappeared off of the face of the Earth years ago, after rumoured to have been turned into a vampire.
Ten years in the past, 25-year-old Grian Xelqua attempts to stick to the traditional beliefs that Hermit's Pass holds after the realisation that his penpal is more supernatural than he originally thought.
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Don't Fret About The Consequences by gemswizardhat (LatteHatesCoffee)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
08 Oct 2025
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Avid stumbled into the house, leaving bloody handprints on the door, on the ladder as he climbed upstairs with shaking arms.
He crawled into the attic, one hand clamped around the side of his neck, trying to hide the mess of gore from the world, because if no one saw it, it wasn't real.
Owen had lied. He'd told him he wouldn't kill him until after he'd killed the rest.
The flesh torn from his neck proved his words a lie.
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No Addiction Like Love by bread_stlck289
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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He’ll admit he's excited for summer, it's a nice break from teaching even if he's not free from working entirely. But there’s one thing he's dreading this summer specifically, this year just a few months ago Scar had realized his ‘admiration’ for his coworker Grian was a bit more than ‘admiration’.
Even just thinking of his dusty brown hair and his beautiful dark eyes that he could spend hours looking into makes his face feel slightly too warm and his head too foggy.
or- Scar might have a small obsession with his coworker Grian. But unknown to him the obsession is mutual.
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I can make sure that I am free by lightfromyonderwindow
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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Since they were back to back, Scar felt every move of Duckling’s body as he laughed hysterically. Somehow it was more insulting than when he did it to his face. “Huntsman, when will you get a clue?”
Scar sputtered, trying to understand what was wrong with what he’d said. “Could you be less vague for once?”
Sorcerers were knowledgeable, he knew that much, but Duckling seemed above it all in a way. It was infuriating at times, when he’d act so high and mighty compared to Scar.
“The ropes we’re bound with have infernal magic in them. They’re one of the few things I can’t break out of. You better hope that Queen gets over here, and soon.”OR
I put them in a box (net) and made them kiss (have a really weird uncomfortable conversation)
{Whumptober 2025 Day 7 - Trapped With the Enemy}
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- Part 5 of "Curses" Life Series AU
- Part 5 of ₊✩‧₊Yonder's Whumptober '25₊✩‧₊
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Whumptober Day 1:
- “Please don’t cry."
- Beg for forgiveness
- CeremonyOR
Pearl's excited to show up as a surprise for Gem's big day. Everything goes wrong.
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When I see you will I know you? by SparkleCorn1126
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2025
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Xisuma couldn't sleep. Why? Who knows. He goes on a walk and finds a mysterious player. After the player is more healed, X realizes he's not there only one who dosent know who the player is.
Look why dont you read chapter 1, the prologue, to see if youre interested? Mk? Cause i cant summaries without spoiling things.
<3 ya
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- Part 1 of See You au
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Who even goes to a party when they have school in the morning by reguiarsalad
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Misadventures SMP
08 Oct 2025
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His captor looked quite a lot like Jimmy's kinda-sorta-maybe crush, Scott Major, especially smiling down at him like that. But it surely couldn't be Scott, as Scott had blue hair, and this stranger had brown hair.
“Anyone ever said ya’ look like Sco- Scott Major?”
The stranger laughed, and shut the car door, because apparently they were in a car, in Jimmy's face.
The not-Scott slid into the driver's seat beside Jimmy, reaching over to strap Jimmy in, and then himself.
“Yeah, I get that all the time,” Not-Scott remarked, “Probably cause he's my twin brother.”
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The Watchers control Grian when he falls asleep, Scar is living his best life as a small time villain and sometimes hero, and Mumbo, though he has yet to dip his toes into the hero/villain scene other than sharing an apartment with Grian, has more than one secret.
Scar decides it's time to introduce Poultryman, his friend/the vigilante he annoys when he's bored, to some of his other friends, and they all become involved when the watchers start kidnapping people out of the blue.
In other words I know I'm not the only one who wants more hermitcraft superheroes AUs, so I decided to write one.