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When Guillermo finally returns to the human world, Nandor is consumed by loneliness.
Then he remembers — he still has one last wish. He could become human too… but not alone. Afraid of what his housemates might do if he changed and they didn't, Nandor makes a bold decision: he wishes for all of them to become human.
Now, stripped of immortality and power, Nandor, Laszlo, and Nadja must stumble their way through a year of mortal life — fragile, and far more complicated than they ever imagined. And they quickly realize they can’t do it without Guillermo.
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After centuries of marriage it's important to keep things lively in the bedroom, so Nadja, Laszlo and The Guide are starting to experiment with different kinks
As we already know, anything gets Laszlo hard
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When he gets to the fancy room, everyone is there. Nadja is standing in front of the fireplace like a schoolteacher at the head of a class. Laszlo and the Guide are seated at either end of the sofa and Nandor’s big frame is uncomfortably folded into a straight backed chair normally adorning the dining room. There is a second chair beside Nandor and oh, hell.
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What We Still Do In The Shadows - Season 7 by nathalie_95
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
18 Nov 2025
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You thought 'What We Do In The Shadows' ended after season six? Ha! You're wrong! The documentary is picked up by a different network to bring you season seven! With new adventures on the horizon, we continue to follow Nandor, Guillermo, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson over the course of their long, long lives. Starting with... a bat coup? And who is that strange new friend Guillermo found on the internet? Will Guillermo and Nandor finally get together? And how is the crime fighting going? Find out in this newest season! There was also someone else, but... No, never mind. It's probably nothing.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. The original characters that will be introduced are mine. This is, of course, fan fiction based on the show; 'What We Do In The Shadows'. I love the show. Just binge-watched it in one week. Before you ask: I indeed do not have a life. Don't ask.
(If you find any discrepancies, just blame Toby. We do so all the time.
I heard he's getting fired.
...shit, really? Do they know it was us?
No, I don't think so. We should be good.
Thank fuck.
Yeah, but who are we going to blame from here on out?
...we'll figure it out as we go.)- Language:
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When the Guide summons the vampires to spar with Guillermo to prepare for a vampire attack, Guillermo is not surprised that Laszlo and Nadja have other ideas. He's also not surprised that Nandor is happy to fight him.
He is kind of surprised by the fact that fighting's such a turn-on for the both of them.
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[Podfic] Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club by peasina
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Oct 2025
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It starts innocuously.
Marwa is sitting with Nandor, on opposite ends of the couch, as always. Her legs are in the space between them, and Nandor is trying not to make it obvious that he’s scooting as far away as possible.
She turns a page in her magazine and suddenly looks up at him, all bright eyes. “Have you ever noticed that there is one curl that likes to fall onto Guillermo’s forehead?” she asks, a smile edging at her face.
Nandor blinks. Blinks again. She’s still there. “What?”
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What we do in the Shadows and Me by Ares_rundown
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Oct 2025
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After Nandor (and Guillermo) fail to ensure a Facebook group really was vampire-only and end up renting a room in the mansion to a human, they inadvertently invite what might either be the downfall of vampire kind (breach of the ol' secrecy thing) or a human who might end up being the best of all their days.
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Mistakes and Other Decisions by UnimatrixZeroOne
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Oct 2025
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The Guide is playing a dangerous game, a quiet dance between temptation and destruction. She wants to measure her risks, what she will lose if she stays here but the selfish need to watch Nadja is stronger than her rational self.
(Nadja gets spit roasted between The Guide and Laszlo :P)
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What We Do Outside of the Racetracks by jackofalltradez
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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Nandor de Laurentiis has been a winning racer for years and years, but that same title he held with pride came back to bite him in the ass. Being dedicated to his craft, he devoted his time every day and night at the racetracks to practice further methods of victory. Unfortunately, that meant risking quality time with his flag marshal boyfriend, Guillermo. Once he had realized that he was solely a trophy in Nandor’s collection, he left him for his rival, Freddie, which led to his downfall — and to now being placed in second: something he considered a fate worse than death.
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[Podfic] just look at what you've done to me by peasina
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Oct 2025
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Guillermo isn’t sure if Nandor will be awake or not as he throws the switches for the lights, given that there are no windows down here and therefore no way to tell whether it’s day or night, but he finds Nandor sitting upright on the edge of his cot.
“I don’t want to hear that I am brainwashed right now, Guillermo,” he says, eyes trained on the concrete floor as Guillermo pushes the heavy wooden door shut behind him and comes down the stairs.
“That’s okay,” Guillermo says, pulling a crate from the small collection in the corner.
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Fanart Grab Bag by undeadpirate
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Invader Zim, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), Shrek (Movies), Welcome to Night Vale, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Little Mermaid (Cartoon 1992), Orphan Black (TV), Carrie - Stephen King, Harley Quinn (Comics)
09 Oct 2025
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A place for all my other fanart for various media
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The Guide sighs and holds up an old leather tome. “Just as I suspected. I know what curse they hit you with.” She walks over to them and opens the book to a page Guillermo can’t read at all. “Freedom,” she says very solemnly, like she just told him they’ll have to sacrifice him to a pack of hungry wolves.
“Fr— huh?” Guillermo says, genuinely shocked. “I’m… already… free?”
Nadja cackles. “Sure, the familiar is free. Funny.”
“Okay look, I am your servant, not your slave, there is a difference—“
“Yeah yeah sure, familiar rights and all that,” the Guide says dismissively. “They didn’t give your Dobby a shoe here—“
“Sock.”
“—They freed you from societal conventions.”
Guillermo heaves out a deep sigh. “Yeah, I don’t know what that means.”
“Basically, until we lift the curse, if you want to do something, you’re just going to do it. Doesn’t matter what it is.”
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Nandor is getting married. It's not to Guillermo.
How did Guillermo let him slip away? Why didn’t Guillermo try harder to keep him? Call more. Visit more. Kiss him more. But it didn’t matter now, did it? It was too fucking late.
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The Adventures of Cute Sandwich Boy and Dreamy British Git by LadyKeane
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Sep 2025
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A fluffy human Nandermo (and Ladja) AU in which many things are the same, and many things are different.
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That Time I Got Hired to Find a Hellhound and Transported to Another World; Will I Survive in an Alternate Past with My Modern Witch Skills? by Coping_MEchanisms
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Sep 2025
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A portal to the Infinite Corridor is underneath a Denny’s on Staten Island.
It’s a bit of a problem, with it being half-formed and sucking up theater kids after a production once in a while. Normally, if an insane asshat wanted to open one, they’d have to supply it with a crap-load of sacrifices to power it. But in the modern day, a steady supply of poorly wired electric cables has supplied it with energy for the past 30 years.
In typical immortal fashion, the vampires had known about the problem and could have fixed it years ago, but forgot about it or pushed it to a later date. Now, the current vampire council decided that it is time for a solution after it sucked up the Baron’s dog.
You end up in Castlevania's world during a real shit time.
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Sometimes a friend of a friend tells you a story so crazy you decide you have to turn it into a fanfic.
So this is the actor x film festival volunteer fic that has driven me rabid ever since.
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The sounds coming from above her were animalistic, almost; moans that gave away how satisfied the Guide was, how thrilled she had been to pierce through Nadja’s skin and devour her. The Guide was known for being dedicated to whatever her task was… and tasting her, feeding from her, was no different.
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For some mysterious, magical reason, Guillermo has been turned into a spider. The members of the Staten Island household deal with it the way they deal with most things.
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What We Do In The Shadows Season 7 by thecitrusvamp
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Aug 2025
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Do you miss WWDITS? So do I! Could you believe it was over? Neither could I! So here we are - welcome to season 7, where we follow our beloved vampires one last time through their silly, ridiculous lives while their beloved human buddy endures an (major? minor?) existential crisis. Episodes "air" every other Thursday at 9 PM EST (and if there's ever "production issues", I'll announce delays on twitter!)
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Screaming in the dark (I howl when we're apart) by SweetSyrupPie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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An alternate ending to Season 6
After taking in a strange woman who appeared to have had a run in with a wolf pack, Guillermo faces unfortunate circumstances designed to drive a wedge between himself and his master, or else endanger the existence of the Staten Island Lycanthrope Agreement.