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izzy doesn't believe in online dating, or that anyone would be capabale to love him at all, for that matter. Not with his past, not when he can't even love himself. He had given up the possibility of love a long time ago but his best friend Ed seemingly not. When he signs Izzy up for online dating, the last thing Izzy expected was that someone would be interested in him. Least of all a charming musician with a beautiful smile.
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- Part 1 of Better than before
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Ed is a burned out actor making a stab at reviving his troubled career by appearing in a big Hollywood franchise headed by Pete Black. Stede is an antiquarian bookseller, looking to fill his empty days after his divorce. Ed and Stede discover an undeniable connection when their lives suddenly intersect, but the timing really couldn't be worse. If they want to stay together, they'll need some creative problem solving.
Collaboration with art from Sailor’s Ruin.
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I Find Myself Ensorcelled By You. Ensorcelled? Sounds Pretentious by Andsoami
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jan 2026
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September 1991.
So, Stede's first week of college was a train wreck.
First week over, and he was already done. After spending the whole time, running from his childhood bullies, he didn't know how it could get much worse.
His roommate, somehow talks him into a night on the town, which also starts, just as expected. A disaster.
He was starting to take it as a sign.
Maybe he should give up, and go back to his overbearing parents?
Or maybe he'd meet a beautiful stranger, who would show him the best night he'd ever had, and change his life forever?
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New at his office job, Stede hears tapping on the other side of the wall...
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Ed really hates Christmas, but Stede has Big Plans for their first Christmas together as husbands. When they run into Mary and the kids at the mall and decide to visit Santa’s grotto together, all of Ed’s pent up emotions start to come to a head. Uh oh, looks like they’re gonna have to talk it through as a crew!
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The Bells of St Augustine by Davechicken, Shadow_Side
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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With Inaltus taken care of, and some last-minute shenanigans dealt with, Stede, Ed, Izzy, Lucius and Pete head off to enjoy their long-awaited polymoon in style. When they get home, things finally seem to be going back to normal... until the Bellringers come calling, with an offer the boys can't quite refuse, and a whole raft of new problems along with it.
And that's not even counting the crack-dealing lesbians, the international visitors, or the challenge of trying to plan Jack and Maynard's wedding.
And let's not get started on what Ricky Banes is really up to...
Ask not for whom the bell tolls... because you might just find out!
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- Part 4 of Our Badge Means Justice
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Hot on the heels of some major life changes, Stede Bonnet is ready to stand up for himself and tell his parents once and for all who he really is. When they invite him to spend a month with them at a ski resort, he's going to do just that, but stumbles when they pressure him to date a family friend.
Izzy Hands just wanted a peaceful vacation over Christmas, but when his ex-boyfriend shows up with a new beau, the heat is on to show him just how happy he is without him. And on top of that, some blond twat is getting in the way of his good time, breaking his things and causing a ruckus.
The solution is for Stede and Izzy to tell everyone they're in a happy relationship, even though in reality they don't even like each other. Obviously.
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Bored of running one of the most successful tour guiding and travel publishing companies in the world, Ed decides to go check out a rival company's tour as he considers his own future. He doesn't realize that the company's owner, the charming Gentleman Tour Guide himself, will be running this tour of Portugal personally.
Ed is immediately taken with Stede, but lying doesn't make for a good start to a relationship. Besides, Ed has long since stopped trying to find a soulmate.
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I adore the stackedhands ship, and! I adore angst and! i adore getting together fics that are messy and clumsy.
basically a lot of the stackedhands stories are purley porn, which i appreciate, but i needed to make them sad and weird about each other.
ill try and update the tags as I go
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For OFMD JanuAUry Day #4
Based on real-life events: A stranger in Target offered me Pokémon cards if I followed him to his car. After taking some basic precautions, I thought "that's an AU!" (and got the cards). -
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While having an emergency, Stede is stopped in his tracks by a magical sight: Santa Claus.
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Edward Teach is woken up on New Year's Day by a phone call requesting his professional services. The request is just odd enough to pique his curiosity.
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Singapore, 1914.
Starting a new life in the Colony, royal engineer Stede Bonnet found himself involved with eccentric businessman Edward Teach and no-nonsense physician Israel Hands. But trouble was brewing on the island.
It might involve the supernatural.
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Podfic of "'Til Forever" by spanishforthecar by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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“I love you, Stede,” Ed says, his voice muffled as he talks into Stede’s hair. “And I want you to know this shit. Even when it’s hard for me to talk about, or, like, especially then, maybe. I want to share it with you. Because I… I want you to be a constant. I want to be your constant. All in, yeah?”
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In the years after they leave Alone, Ed and Stede build trust, deepen their relationship, and wear a very important sweater.
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- Part 2 of Alone'Verse
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Stede Bonnet is 18 and about to start college. His entire life is mapped out for him - first college, then working for his father at BonnetCorp, then marriage to Mary Allamby - and that's the way he likes it.
Ed Teach is also 18 and about to start college as well. He's got plans for his life, and those plans don't include romance. He's ambitious and a bit of a hound, and that's the way HE likes it.
Two worlds are about to collide.
An "Our Flag Means Pride" Fundraiser commission fic. The title comes from the song "Impossible" from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella, for reasons that will become clear!
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Podfic of "everything looks worse in black and white" by shipmates by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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"It was one thing for Stede to try and hire a world-renowned photographer to shoot his fucking promo images – he could’ve gotten anyone, like people who actually do these kinds of shoots regularly, but no, he had to take the most ridiculous and extravagant route. That was Stede Bonnet all over, Lucius supposed, so no great surprise. But it was another thing for someone like Blackbeard to actually come down here and do it."
Written for the prompt: TV show host Stede, photographer Ed. (I may have adapted the TV show host part a bit shhh...)
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A Stay at the Inn by n0tea5
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jan 2026
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A certain Angel and Demon get sent on a mission to visit two infamous pirates Bed and Breakfast. Aziraphale, sent by Heaven to congratulate and commend their good work, and Crowley, sent from hell to convince them to reconsider their choices of quitting piracy.
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“I love you, Stede,” Ed says, his voice muffled as he talks into Stede’s hair. “And I want you to know this shit. Even when it’s hard for me to talk about, or, like, especially then, maybe. I want to share it with you. Because I… I want you to be a constant. I want to be your constant. All in, yeah?”
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In the years after they leave Alone, Ed and Stede build trust, deepen their relationship, and wear a very important sweater.
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- Part 2 of The Alone-iverse
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Podfic of "All I Want for Christmas" by SaintLeona by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Jan 2026
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Stede takes the kids to get their annual Christmas picture with Santa.
Except this is most definitely not the Santa he's expecting.
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Short first meeting Christmas story. A bit of angst, a bit of fluff, and a lot of Christmas ornaments.
Or: Stede and Izzy meet by chance on a cold day and the Christmas magic works on them because they deserve a bit of happiness in their lives. As simple as that.