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Ed has been napping in Stede's bed. And Stede is fine with that. Really fine. Good, in fact. Too good, perhaps.
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Ed has been napping in Stede's bed. And Ed's been enjoying it. Really enjoying it.OR
An investigation into the effect of smell on existing attraction
N.B. This is not an Omegaverse fic.
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Maybe This Time by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for YellowMustard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Aug 2025
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Damage has been done. Serious damage. Physical, emotional, psychological. The unholy trinity of pain.
Ed has a great deal of healing to do. Physical, emotional, psychological. And, as much as he hates to admit it, he just can’t do that without at least some contact with the cause of it all: Stede fucking Bonnet.
As Ed’s scars slowly knit back together, and Stede gets the chance to darn the gaping holes he tore in Ed’s soul, the threads of their lives begin to weave into a skein of something new. Something potentially very fine.
And, who knows?
Maybe this time they’ll both be lucky. Maybe this time Stede will stay.
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A modern AU exploration of the post-Kraken era.
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Interpreting Clouds by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for Zuckerbaby_1
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Apr 2025
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It's been two weeks and things at the inn are going pretty good. Yeah, it needs a lot of repairs and, yeah, there are too many fucking bugs but, ultimately, things are good. They are together. Nobody's going anywhere. They kiss every morning, they work on the inn together all day and they fuck whenever they want.
Or do they?
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Sharp Dressed Man by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for dance_across
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05 Apr 2025
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It's been two days since Stede Bonnet met Edward Teach in the dressing room of a men's clothing store and had the most life-changing, mind-blowing sexual experience of his life. Now Ed is coming to Stede's apartment to borrow some clothes, as Stede had promised he could.
Go from there.
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Brighton, UK.
December 2024.Ed’s hatred of the festive season was somewhat alleviated by finally getting to meet, in rather dramatic circumstances, Stede. Stede was the proprietor of the newly-opened tailors and gentlemen’s outfitters The Best Revenge. There was some irresistible force between them, almost as though they were always supposed to meet.
Through a series of encounters and social engagements, they got to know each other better. As the new year drew closer, so did they.
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The Kraken and the Unicorn by DemonicHoarde, GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
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22 Jul 2023
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"But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness".
1 John 1:9
Edward Teach knows sin and guilt. He's got success and fame, a life that most would envy professionally, but his personal life is another matter entirely. He's shit at relationships, shit at finding happiness, in general, Ed's always been a bit shit. He knows he's floating through life, and eventually floats back into the same city he went to college. The same city he once crushed a sweet guy all for the sake of winning a bet.
And meets Father Stede Bonnet, a man who seems to see into his guilt-laden soul and offers to wash his sins clean.
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the light that never warms (until it does) (fuck you, thermodynamics) by ghostalservice, Kninjaknitter, MerryFinches, nomadsland
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Sep 2025
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In a world where Mark Watney was the notorious pirate Blondbeard, Edward Teach is stuck on Mars.
Fuck.
Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
10 Sep 2025
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Podfic of "Prize Every Time" by ElapsedSpiral by Kninjaknitter
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08 Sep 2025
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Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach are falling in love. The only problem is Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach also happen to hate each other.
(It’ll make sense when you read it, promise.)
Modern AU where these two lunatics own rival pirate themed theme parks at the English seaside. Unbetaed.
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29 Aug 2025
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Sailors call them watermarks. A gift from the sea, a name or symbol written on your chest, meant to guide you to your own true love.
But Stede Bonnet's mark doesn't look like anything at all. Not really. And it certainly doesn't look like 'Edward' or 'Teach' or 'Blackbeard' or a black beard and that's fine. Completely fine.
Ed's absolutely fine with it.
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Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
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Cloudburst, 1986
Stede Bonnet is twelve the first summer his father leaves him alone in an old holiday shack in a tiny Australian seaside town called Cloudburst. His only company over years of solitary vacations is the hint of another boy who stays in the same house in the winter season, and the art Stede begins to draw, inspired.
Three decades later, Stede is a newly divorced, newly out children's book illustrator struggling to break through art block, and he hopes that going back to where it all began will be the key to rekindling his joy.
Cloudburst, 2024
Ed Teach was the most famous pro surfer in the world for far too many years, and all he wants now is anonymous peace and quiet in the tiny town where he used to escape his violent father for a few weeks every winter.
But someone else has just bought the old holiday shack and moved in there. Someone who collides with Ed in the waves one morning, and brings the past crashing back into the present.
Someone Ed already knows, but has never met before...
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