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Carving has always been an outlet for Izzy Hands, one he seldom shared with anyone.
Until now. Surrounded by a new crew, one that wants him, things can change.
He just must follow the grain.
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- Part 1 of The Carver
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Lines of Lightning on Your Skull by LivingInATimeOf_Ships
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Oct 2025
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"He's staring again. He can't help it. Lucius knows it's rude, knows that it makes Izzy uncomfortable these days, but he can't help it.
The thin red line that marks a jagged edge on Izzy's forehead is a mystery that's just too good to ignore. From where he sits, turned ever so slightly to the side, it’s very visible to Lucius’s curious eyes. Sure, the missing leg and haunted expression to match the rest of the Leather Crew from Ed's Kraken Era are interesting enough-if disturbing-but Lucius knows about those things.
He thinks.
Admittedly, nobody's really gotten Jim, Archie (who Lucius is a little intimidated by), Fang, Frenchie, or Izzy to talk about their time under Blackbeard's sole employment, but Lucius thinks he can imagine. Ivan is gone, to where nobody will tell him. When he’d asked, Fang had burst into tears."
Listen, I know this sounds super dramatic, but in truth it's pretty damn soft. I wrote it for my brain to take a break from being stressed, so hopefully it'll do that for yours, too.
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- Part 1 of Izzy Hands Modern AU
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"Let me take care of you tonight, alright? I’ve got you.” She presses her foreheads to Zheng’s and continues to scratch at the back of her head, and she can feel Zheng relax the slightest bit.
Good.
“I’ve got you.”
She kisses her forehead, before pressing their own to hers.
“I’ve got you, okay?”
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- Part 4 of I'm Up For Anything, So Why Don't You Come Over?
- Part 20 of Camp’s Ofmd Kinktober Fics
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Sometimes friendships come in all different shapes and sizes. You also never know what, or who they may lead too.
A chance encounter at the park has more of an impact on Ed's life than he could ever truly imagine.
Inspired by the book and film, “About A Boy.” The title of this fic is also taken from the song “Something To Talk About,” by Badly Drawn Boy.
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It’s 1967 and eighteen-year-old, college freshman Stede Bonnet wants to get away from his mob boss father and live his life on his terms. But when he meets his father’s new man, Edward Teach, tasked with ensuring Stede makes a good love match with the right person, he can’t help but find himself falling into a dangerous entanglement that could prove deadly.
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The Bells of St Augustine by Davechicken, Shadow_Side
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2025
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With Inaltus taken care of, and some last-minute shenanigans dealt with, Stede, Ed, Izzy, Lucius and Pete head off to enjoy their long-awaited polymoon in style. When they get home, things finally seem to be going back to normal... until the Bellringers come calling, with an offer the boys can't quite refuse, and a whole raft of new problems along with it.
And that's not even counting the crack-dealing lesbians, the international visitors, or the challenge of trying to plan Jack and Maynard's wedding.
And let's not get started on what Ricky Banes is really up to...
Ask not for whom the bell tolls... because you might just find out!
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- Part 4 of Our Badge Means Justice
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August 1924. Edward Teach is Harlington's most notorious gangster. Stede Bonnet is your everyday florist.
Ed knows he shouldn't be around Stede, especially after what he did--and not to mention the people looking for him--but what would you do if you finally met someone who doesn't know who you are? Isn't scared of you? Can show you a life that's so different from the one you're tired of living?
You take them out for a night on the town, and everything you know about who you are and what you're capable of comes crashing down.
And--you fall in love, even after the most unfortunate of circumstances.
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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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Ed is affected by a mysterious sex pollen, but Stede's not around. Luckily a certain polycule is.
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While Ed and Isa are off on their Barbados adventure, Izzy and Stede are left back at the boat with a very heavy tension between the two. Time for Lucius to launch Operation "For the love of fuck talk to each other"
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- Part 28 of The Songbird Chronicles
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Sequel to the Kraken & The Quill - Ed finally reopened The Kraken to be the type of place he always wanted it to be. Some place safe, a haven. He and Stede are newly engaged, about to move into together. Plus, he gets to be bonus dad to two amazing teens - Alma & Louis.
But his past is catching up with him. An self-proclaimed anonymous vigilante targeting Ed is seeking to undo all his and the crew's hard work. To undermine the safety they are trying to establish.
Ed, well, still in a fragile space left.
Now Stede, Izzy, and the crew are trying to figure out who Anonymous is. Is it a plot for revenge? Who is to say, all they know is that they are fighting for their home bar and its reputation. While Ed is struggling with the monster within having left them all, afraid he will drag them all down.
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- Part 2 of Kraken & Quill
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We Can Talk About This... As a Crew! by GlitterSkullFairy for rope_arrow
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Oct 2025
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The PresAux decide to take a trip to see some pretty space phenomena. Things go very wrong.
When a strange, burning object falls out of the sky, Stede wants to go and investigate.And thus a Team and a Crew figure out that they have a lot more in common than they might expect, and figure out how to become allies and maybe even friends.
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On the surface, Stede and Charlotte Bonnet are eccentric philanthropists and successful business leaders. In reality, they’re former MI5 operatives whose marriage is both a profound love story and a carefully maintained cover. Their company, BonaBon, isn’t just logistics and security...it’s a front for a much larger game.
When Edward “Blackbeard” Teach, Israel Hands, and crew of consultants enter their lives to broker a high-stakes partnership, the dynamic shifts. Stede finds himself drawn to Ed in ways that blur the line between business and personal, while Charlotte battles the suffocating control of her father, the Home Secretary, whose reach and cruelty still haunt her. Beneath the witty banter there’s a simmering web of betrayal, coded loyalties, and the looming shadow of government conspiracies.
This isn’t just about deals and espionage. It’s about chosen family versus blood, about reclaiming agency from abusive legacies, and about whether love can survive when everything around you is a carefully crafted mask. If you love stories that weave sharp humor with slow-burn tension, political intrigue with deeply human relationships, and espionage with romance, Project Lavender is for you.
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- Part 1 of The Dominion Files
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Fifteen years after the world's messiest divorce, Izzy has found himself to be quite content with the little life he's created. He loves his friends, his work, his idyllic seaside home - and although it's been hard, he's done his best to put the past exactly where it belongs. In the past.
That is, until, his ex-husband moves in next door with the man he left him for.
Suddenly Izzy's world is thrown into turmoil once again. He'd much rather ignore him than bring up all of those painful memories, but it seems that Edward is determined to reconcile things between them in order to make up for how badly their relationship ended. It doesn't help that Izzy - although he's loathe to admit - is still hopelessly in love with the man who broke his heart, and is terrified of it being shattered all over again.
There’s no way that they can work things out well enough to be friends, and they could certainly never be more than that again, right?
…right?
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Streaming Killed the Video Star by That_Mothra, WidogastsWebofFire
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Oct 2025
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“I'm here for the first one, by the way.”
Ed cocks his head. “What?”
“Your doormat,” Stede clarifies, pointing over his shoulder.
Ed looks past Stede at the welcome mat sitting just outside the door. It's Ed's way of not getting anyone to bother him during heat, reading in blocky black letters, ‘I’m in heat. Fuck me or GTFO.’
Smirking, Ed looks back at Stede, whose grin has gone somehow even broader. “I’m here for the first thing!” he chirps.
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Pornstars Ed (aka Blackbeard) and Stede (aka The Gentleman Alpha) get the idea of a lifetime on how to raise money for their platform's annual charity drive: stream their rut and heat together, non-stop. Twenty-four hours a day for three days. It's brilliant. And it's strictly business.Right?
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‘Til the Stars Don’t Shine by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2025
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It’s 1995, and Stede Bonnet asked Ed Teach to prom on a free fall ride. But the end of Stede’s senior year brings so much more than either could ever have imagined.
With art by mermaidinn.
Smut is at the end of the story and will be tagged and skippable.
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- Part 2 of This Is How We Do It
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I heard the Cyndi Lauper song "I Drove All Night" and thought that sounds like something Ed would do.
Just a little bit of fluff about what would happen if two members of a group chat fell for each other.
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Post S1, Jim finds the crew, but they’re too late.
Whumptober day 2: Loss of a loved one - Rescue gone wrong - Isolation - “La vida es dolor” + mass casualty event
Title from “The Dark I Know Well”, from the musical Spring Awakening.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2025
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Archie is a simple courier for the Red Flag Parcel Delivery Service, existing as best she can in the historic city of San Davide. She doesn't really have any ambitions, since surviving is enough, and don't really need those if you're not an Alpha anyway. And Archie is not an Alpha, nor an Omega. She is a Beta which, politically, does not exist. But something is coming to change all that; a treatment so powerful it can upend the status quo for good. People are calling it the Elixir of Life.
It's not long before Archie finds herself embroiled in a murder, a mystery, and a mysterious stranger that makes her lower decks wetter than an overflowing bilge-- but you know if the bilge had great stuff in it and not bilge stuff. But also kind sticky? But in a good way? Like that.
Can Archie solve the mystery, solve murder, get the stranger and save the day? Or will she just be another disappearance in the small and mysterious city?
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Ed wants to get revenge. Stede wants to get railed. Neither of them gets what they want.
And neither does Izzy, if anyone cared to fuckin' ask.
written for the #OFMDWhumptober2025 prompt 'stabbed'
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- Part 55 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)