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An Exquisite Turn of Praise by tabbystardust, unencryptid
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Oct 2025
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A clever mouth gets you out of trouble; a smart one gets you into it.
Stede has both, and Ed has opinions about that.
written for the OFMDWhumptober2025 prompt "self sacrifice" and the OFMDKinktober2025 prompt "praise kink"
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- Part 58 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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After a long day at work, Ed comes home to a quiet house.
A quiet house is never a good thing in the Bonnet-Teach household, and that day is no exception.
written for the #OFMDWhumptober prompt 'working to exhaustion'
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- Part 57 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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Ed finds a dagger on a raid. A gorgeous, ornate dagger.
Once upon a time, he also found a gorgeous, ornate gentleman on a raid.
These things don't feel like coincidences.
written for the #OFMDKinktober25 prompt 'knife play'
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- Part 56 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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Ed wants to get revenge. Stede wants to get railed. Neither of them gets what they want.
And neither does Izzy, if anyone cared to fuckin' ask.
written for the #OFMDWhumptober2025 prompt 'stabbed'
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- Part 55 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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Stede’s breath shook as he stared at the model cabin in front of him without seeing anything. They had discussed the topic of free use without ever really getting the chance to put it into practice. If they weren’t busy, then the children were there, and when the children weren’t there, then one of them was sick.
So on and so forth, life got in the way—until this weekend. This weekend, they had no kids, no signs of sniffles, and nothing getting in their way. Boundaries and safe words had been rehashed last night, and Stede had entirely forgotten in the face of an afternoon with his hobby.
A battle of wills is about to go down in the Bonnet-Teach household. Who will come out on top?
written for the #BottomStedeWeekTurnsOne prompt 'free use'
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- Part 54 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills) by tabbystardust, unencryptid
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Oct 2025
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A series of fills for prompts and other twitter OFMD stuff!
These fics are not parts of other established series unless they are otherwise marked—and even if they are, they can be enjoyed without having read the series it is from!
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In Every Universe (Meet-Cute Collection) by unencryptid
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Feb 2025
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The Sweetest Science: Improbable Lessons on Love by unencryptid
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Nov 2023
- Words:
- 116,131
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- 1
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A Long List of Happy Endings by vicious_summer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Feb 2022
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“–Come Durin’s Day, the Mountain will host great entertainments, games, and feasting in your name and in the names of the other thirteen of the Company. Your path through all of Arda shall be made smooth to ensure your welcome in our lands, Bilbo Baggins. I bring this summons as it was sent from the Throne of Thorin, King Under the Mountain.”
Bilbo’s heart, racing as it had been from this thrilling invitation, seemed to trip over itself at the name. “Thorin?” he whispered, and he stepped forward without thinking.
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Or: Bilbo learns that his story isn’t actually a tragedy, and that happy endings still take a bit of luck.
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- 162,620
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- 8/8
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- 9
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Bookmarked by unencryptid
10 Dec 2025
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Cleaning Up The Mess by Porphyrios for MordorIsCalling
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, hobbit - Fandom, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Feb 2020
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When the dwarves took back the mountain, they hadn't realized quite how much filth would be involved. And for Bilbo, sticking around because of his feelings for a certain dwarven king, it was hard to put up with the crude Iron Hills dwarves. Then while exploring, things went pear-shaped and now he's got a mess of a different sort on his hands... or wrist.
Bookmarked by unencryptid
03 Dec 2025
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 51/51
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- 6,451
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Bookmarked by unencryptid
02 Dec 2025
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In the aftermath of the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment.
Bilbo Baggins, accompanied by meddlesome wizard Gandalf, journey back toward the Shire with heavy hearts. When they reach Rivendell, Lord Elrond convinces Bilbo to start a new life amongst the peace and plenty in the Hidden Valley. Bilbo agrees, knowing that the child he carries will be endangered on the road and that the warm welcome and healing expertise of the elves will be just what he needs to start anew.
However, as part of the new found peace amongst Erebor and its neighboring lands, an envoy is sent to Rivendell in gratitude of the shelter they provided the company of Thorin Oakenshield. In this envoy are several members of said company.
Faced with this reunion, Bilbo must decide if keeping his secret and thereby preserving his heart from possible hurt is more important than forgiving mistakes and moving on from the past.
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- English
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- 53,003
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by unencryptid
01 Dec 2025
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News spreads quickly inside Erebor. Bilbo Baggins is to be guardian of his young cousin Frodo. The Mountain is a-buzz with such a story and cannot wait for each chapter to be told.
Bookmarked by unencryptid
01 Dec 2025