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    The Iron Man/Mission Impossible crossover no one asked for (but maybe they should have)

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    abstract;

    there are eight distinct qualities that define life in the field of biological sciences. in order to be considered categorically “alive,” a population of entities must satisfy all eight categories. according to the experiments of a small group of morally questionable scientists, settings fulfills precisely two of them.

    (or: settings is not alive. oh, well.)

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    I hear someone huff, and the indistinct sounds of movement. “H-Hallo?” My voice is annoyingly still weak.

    There’s a startled yelp and then a loud clang. I try to look towards the noise, but unfortunately the other person seems to be perfectly in my blind spot. “Aw darn…” I feel my lips tug up into a smile at the noise. There's a pause before I hear "Oh my gosh!" and the sounds of a frantic scramble as a woman in an awkwardly fashioned toga made of bed sheets comes to stand next to my bed. Her eyes are wide and happy and her lips are pulled into a strange combination of a surprised “o”, a frown, and a smile. “YOU’RE AWAKE!”

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    Jody would like it on record that she didn't sign up for this. Any of this.

    Sure, everyone dies at some point. She didn't expect to die quite that young but that was on her for being a jaywalking idiot.

    Though, nothing could have prepared her for being reincarnated with all her memories intact. Least of all being fucking Isekaied into nothing other than the fucking Resident Evil franchise. She's a fucking zombie parasite?!


    [Inspired by polarspaz's various Infection AUs on Tumblr; as well as the plague of carapace by Kastaborous / quasar-crew - "How the fuck is an Isekai inspired by -" I have ADHD and my brain went brr.]

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    Naoya Zenin dies on a routine curse extermination to prove that he's ready to be considered an adult at the ripe old age of 15.

    Naoko Zenin wakes up in the rubble, decides that her clan sucks, and goes to Tokyo Jujutsu High instead.

    Consequences, shenanigans, lesbianism, and some absolute bullshit occur.

    Also: That sibling bonding tag is extremely important. Wink.

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    It's like canon Platinum, but with fundamental differences! Heroes and villains, Authority and iconoclasts, dreamers and beasts and annihilation looming over the horizon! This is a story about, in part, many worlds, set in double helices and enantiomorphs, and the efforts of many disparate forces to either bring about or avert their ruin. More relevantly, this is a story of a band of Trainers from Twinleaf Town, on a Journey to find success in the big wide world of Sinnoh with their Pokemon partners, and come of age in the process. They will face off against familiar foes in new ways, encounter looming shadows with bravery befitting Trainers of their caliber, and come across some goofy goings-on. *Known on FF.net as Gravitational Pull, but you don't have to worry about that...*

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    “And you are only attending these speed dates and running clubs so you can get even with Roy?” Kory asks to confirm the obvious.

    “I want to show up to the annual Titan’s party on New Years and see him cry.” Donna swears this oath now and forever. Hera, give her strength.

    “That sounds like it would hurt him greatly.” Kory grins. “Let me assist you.”

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    “I think I didn’t add enough mesh for flexibility. Sorry, I’ll have to take it apart again.”

    “I am not distressed. It is merely an assembling defect. You may correct it as you see fit.”

    “Hmm, do you want ice cream later? I used to cheer up when I ate ice cream after visiting the doctors. You could try pecans and—”

    “I do not need... ice cream.”

    Alhaitham is, by all definitions, not human. He does not require sleep, he does not require food, and he possesses no non-logical primary motivators.

    He knows this. The neighbours know this. The delivery bots know this.

    He wonders if his maker does.

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    Status Quo? Maintained.
    After the events of Thursday night, Reese is imprisoned at the mercy of his mother, with only Cousin Saffron Scarlet for the occasional conversation. Weeks later on his birthday, a certain someone demands to be able to visit him.

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    Transhumanism: the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology.

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    With the Triple Crown and Arima Kinen behind them, Agnes Tachyon and her trainer embark on a new journey. Just... not the one the trainer expected.

    After all- who would expect Tachyon to make a potion to turn someone into an umamusume?

    Not that she's going to complain. A chance is all she needed, time to grab it with both hands and run.

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    (minors DNI)

    Matty is the youngest (19) in a flock of new slaves belonging to the mysterious Gardener, being trained gradually for the task of breeding with his rare intelligent parasitic plants.

    Guest reader requested plant sex on my other story and my imagination ran away with it so here is an entirely new story

    Open to requests

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    There’s a boy who’s a long way from home.
    There’s a librarian who knows more than she lets on.
    There’s a liar who doesn’t know how to leave well enough alone.
    There’s half a dozen vigilantes who don’t yet know that these ends they chase are dead.

     

    Title from Homesick by Noah Kahan.

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    “What would you do if you could have him back?” Nie Huaisang asked him, a bit too seriously as he leaned forward.

    “There is no way for a dead cultivator to return,” Jiang Cheng scoffed, not even willing to entertain the thought.

    “Perhaps, perhaps not,” Nie Huaisang shrugged, “Even if he came back, that wouldn’t do much to help, would it? Your sister is still gone. His reputation still damaged.”

    “Stop speaking in riddles,” Jiang Wanyin growled, “What did you come here for, Nie Huaisang?”

    “I asked you what you would do for your brother back,” Nie Huaisang started, “I would do anything to have mine back, Jiang Wanyin. And I’m here to offer you that same choice. Because our brothers’ deaths never should have happened. They happened because of schemes and plots. They happened because of lies and deception. Your brother was made to be a villain and was led to his death because he was too powerful. Mine was murdered because he stood in the way of Jin Guangshan.”

    There's nothing Jiang Cheng wouldn't do to have his siblings back. And when Nie Huaisang comes to him with a proposal to save them by changing everything, he doesn't even hesitate to agree.

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    Little mad wizard twink gets pounded by a demon. 👍

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    “...So, I have— no idea how this happened, or how it’s even possible, but, uh— Rocky and I are still currently on route to Tau Ceti but we spotted this teeny tiny little planet— or more like an asteroid, actually, that we, like— barely missed and…”

    Grace looks over to where Rocky is currently showing his xenonite creations to a small child.

    “...We may have found a little boy. In space— here, in space.”

    While looking for a cure for the dying stars, Grace and Rocky stumble upon a strange little star boy. One who has been to Earth many decades ago, fallen into the Sahara desert.

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    Three years after the Clash of Silver, Godzilla is rearing his unexpected new scion, the one called Ladon, with the assistances of other Titans including an old friend. Meanwhile, Madison Russell investigates as a new corporate conspiracy brews. A new monster is about to be born, and its rampage will test fathers and children marred by past tragedy.

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    "While information is still being gathered and analyzed about the planet Adrian, there is enough data recovered and read over to disseminate a basic preliminary report on their findings. The information provided is sourced from sensors aboard the Hail Mary, the videologs recorded by Dr. Grace and Rocky, and written notes provided in addition to the videologs."

    A short, very basic, potential in-universe paper about Adrian, from what information could be found in the book and from the film.

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    One death changes everything.

    A scientist on top of the world, a man who knows no boundaries or barriers. The most brilliant mind of his era. When he is faced with a problem he cannot solve, his entire life turns into obsession. When he survives the unthinkable, he begins the desperate attempt to solve the mystery of resurrecting the dead.

    Years of secrecy pass, with only a few people knowing what truly happened. Life in South Park moves on as usual, completely unaware of the tragedy unfolding on top of the mountain at the genetic ranch. Things slowly begin to unravel when four old friends, bored, drunk, and lonely, decide to have a "fun night out" and break into the genetic ranch in the middle of the night... And unintentionally step into the middle of unchecked madness, put the town and eventually the world at risk, and uncover buried truths that no one is equipped to handle.

    Everything trickles down from one single night, one single event:
    Halloween 2005.

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    "Did you write this?”

    The Butcher stood before Grace. The man cloaked in shadows and reeked of blood. He was a comic book character brought to life, a comic book character that was standing on Grace’s balcony right now.

    ~

    Simon is a super-powered vigilante called The Butcher. Ryland Grace is a middle school science teacher. The Quiet Rapture has taken Erid. Rocky needs their help to save stars.

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