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    The only human student at Tracen Academy keeps to herself and is resigned to being average at best. She feels every bit of baggage and failure acutely, a burden on her trainer sibling. Despite this, she’s not content to just sit around - she still thrashes against what feels like fate, struggling to improve herself. To hone her body and mind. To bring out the potential that she’s sure is there, buried deep within…

    All mile runs start with a single step. They continue when a kind hand that reaches out to offer to help you find the next step.

    And then finally, you cross the finish on your own.

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    This is not intended to be a serious work. The main point of this fic is that I have no friends, but need a workout accountability buddy… so, I said “fuck it, we ball,” and decided that I might as well make my favorite Uma my workout buddy.

    So, this fic is basically a weekly workout accountability journal with a vague plot of some sort, but it’s not exactly a big effort production. If it inspires you? Yay! Why is Ryan my favorite? No reason, no idea - I just like her. The careers really inspired me, and helping others is lore accurate!

    Let’s see how long I can keep this up.

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    This is a self-illustrated post-Skyrim story beyond the fall of the Dark Brotherhood~

     

    After a surreal event, Cicero is inexplicably thrown back into a clear state of mind, and his memories of his life before the madness return. We begin to learn who he really is... or was.
    Mind games begin from external influences in what seems to be a conspiracy way bigger than him or the Dark Brotherhood. He becomes a wild card that all sides want to play against each other. With all of this, he has to deal with Jade; a narcissistic Listener who WON'T LISTEN. Cicero's a hypocrite trying to protect her from herself and destroy the demons from her past while running from his own in denial.

    This story also includes: Daedric Prince mischief, the Tonal Architect rising, the curse of the Green Pact Oathbreaker, and lots of secrets, betrayal, mysteries, and messy unrequited love... no, seriously-

    *This is not a simple love story.*
    This is a story about foolish hearts.

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    "Rocky don't understand what you mean."

    I sigh in relief, of course he doesn't- good, good.

    "It takes two to tango buddy. Only one thing left to do-"

    "What is that, question?"

    "Let me study you." If Rocky could see my eyes lidded with reverence he'd die on the spot.
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    Grace is safe on erid yet touch starved. Rocky walks in on Grace touching himself in the shower, he's confused about touch.

    When the lines between partnership and love cross, their relationship changes.

    No angst.

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    It's been said that when your loved ones die, they're never truly gone so long as you love them. Love does not die until you do.

    Tia Redwin has taken this very literally.

    ~

    In which Jonathan lives precariously on the line between "alive" and "not alive."

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    1947. The world is at war.
    Fueled by the terrifying discoveries gleaned from the Rifts, World War II rages on, a stalemate whose outcome hinges on science and brutality. Great weapons of war emerge from hidded labs where men learn to create monsters.
    Miho Nishizumi, a new volunteer from Manzanar Internment Camp, commands an M4A9 Sherman tank in Italy. Her older sister, Maho, already pilots a Linebacker drop mech in Holland with the 17th Airborne Division. Their only options are to fight or die. On the other side of the world, Kay Yoshitake works as an interpreter in the 4th Marine Division. She tries to save a few lives in a war against a brutal foe, one where surrender means death—or worse.
    Across the lines, Klara Fedorova leads a genehanced platoon of Soviet women, the Daughters of the Motherland, propaganda super-soldiers. Her convictions are many. So are her hopes. Itsumi Erika is embedded with the Neu Armee, sent to inform the Japanese government how to use the monsters birthed from the Rifts. She seeks weapons that will preserve the honor of her Emperor. The Rift War permits none.
    None of them truly understand the world they live in.
    This is not war. This is the end…

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    Naoya Zenin dies on a routine curse extermination to prove that he's ready to be considered an adult at the ripe old age of 15.

    Naoko Zenin wakes up in the rubble, decides that her clan sucks, and goes to Tokyo Jujutsu High instead.

    Consequences, shenanigans, lesbianism, and some absolute bullshit occur.

    Also: That sibling bonding tag is extremely important. Wink.

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    “Why don’t you start out by telling us what’s the last thing you remember?” She looked between the two of them.

    Scott and Stiles shared a look, their ability to silently communicate as helpful as ever. There was no way they could truly share the last thing they remembered. Somehow, the fact that they had ended the previous day sitting across from each other with a duffel bag stuffed with blood money sitting between them seemed like the wrong thing to share.”We went to bed. In California.” Scott pretty much echoed Stiles’ words from earlier. “And then we woke up outside, here, in New York.” The waver was back in Scott’s voice.

    He could tell that Scott also felt helpless in this situation, However much power that the True Alpha held, it seemed useless here. Stiles honestly didn’t think that their lives could get any worse, especially considering how their PSATs went, yet the universe seemed to take that as a challenge.

    “You guys just teleported here out of nowhere?” The man with the hearing aids asked, raising an eyebrow. “Honestly, not the craziest thing I’ve heard.”

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    on hiatus. newest chapter is not an update but important, please read.

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    Once upon a time, on a certain dark planet called Surcease live the Kaedekin. 

    Clones of a single magical girl, the Kaedekin have spent the last several hundred years building up from a single crashed ship and three thousand survivors into a planet-spanning civilization. It's been difficult. The life native to the planet is inedible, the heavy metal content of everything makes everything very complicated, the perpetual darkness blocking out the visible light of the nearby star makes everything very complicated, and the random kaiju created by the mutagenic void energies coming from certain spots on the planet make everything very... you get the idea. 

    Oh, and every year the chance that they'll finally make first contact with one of the many space-faring polities in that galaxy that they've been listening to increases. 

    Mahou Legacy Kuronu Uchuu Story is about to begin…!

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    “Basically, it lets a woman get another woman pregnant. It turns the wearer’s body fluids into something that can actually fertilize an egg, just like…” Yoona made a dramatic gesture. “Just like a man’s cum, but without the Y chromosome, so the baby can only be a girl.”

    Or, Yoona has baby fever, and her wife Jinsol has to deal with it.

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    In London, DARLING-01 is a masterpiece of Victorian grief, a biological placeholder for a daughter who died decades ago.

    In a world of solar sails and industrial cold, HAWKINS-9 is a high-performance helper bot, a manufactured clone bred from harvested DNA and surgically enhanced with a carbon-fiber chassis for limbs.

    When HAWKINS-9 crashes into DARLING-01’s nursery on a retrieval mission, they find more than just the navigational tech they were built to find. They find the glitch of human feeling. But in a world where both were designed with a hard-coded expiration date, they must decide what it means to truly live when nature said they were never supposed to exist at all. As their countdowns reach their final hours, they choose to stop being units and start being human - reclaiming their bodies, their stories, and each other.

    A Frankenstein-inspired AU. A story about the beauty of being broken, the passion of being reclaimed, and the quiet dignity of a planned obsolescence.

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    It had only taken Peter about thirty minutes (of time not screaming out in pain and terror as his body pulled itself apart into a brightly colored conglomerate of molecules, something he did not want to think about) for Peter to figure out a few very important things about his situation.

    1. Peter Parker was currently in a universe incredibly different from his own.
    2. Peter Parker should under no circumstances interact with anyone running around dressed as some sort of bat or bird.
    3. Peter Parker was completely and utterly alone.

    --

    Or: Another Peter Parker wakes up in Gotham after getting snapped fic. Except this time, he's glitching!

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    Status Quo? Maintained.
    After the events of Thursday night, Reese is imprisoned at the mercy of his mother, with only Cousin Saffron Scarlet for the occasional conversation. Weeks later on his birthday, a certain someone demands to be able to visit him.

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    For Cassian Otrimont was supposed to be a refuge from everything as it had been for so many others.
    Once he was a Houseguard Captain, the elite soldiers of the canton empire. Once. Until even honor died. Now he has little more goals in life then living out whatever time he may have left in as much peace as may be possible in a crumbling world. Still haunted by his past however, it refuses to forget about him. And the shadows of the terror from the mainland reach far.
    A broken man called to choose between the remaining sparks of honor and peace.

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    I stopped writing these because I didn't know what to do next, I have since made a finished fic of them although it's very short. Also if you'd like you can take my part and write an ending, as long as you credit me I don't mind!! Plus I'd love to see more Alfred x Ogre content <333

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    This wasn't what the ex-princess wanted. She hadn't planned on making out with Sparkles. She had only given her a drug to help her with the person she loved, an archer and tech master named Bow. Even so, she was enjoying herself, more than she had thought, despite the reactions of Bow, Adora, and Catra. In the story that follows, this ex-princess will begin one out-there experiment and then start another, which is even more dangerous than the first. Strap in and enjoy the ride!

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    “Life is pretty good” Captain Kim Hongjoong mused with a wry smile as he slowly sipped his Electric Iced Tea under the magenta lights of the bar called Dujave on the space station Penticino where he was currently based. Little did he know, he’d soon receive the keycode to hell.

    OR

    Galactic military captain Kim Hongjoong finds himself on the run, entangled in a conspiracy, indebted to rebels and bonded to a beautiful stranger.

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    With the Triple Crown and Arima Kinen behind them, Agnes Tachyon and her trainer embark on a new journey. Just... not the one the trainer expected.

    After all- who would expect Tachyon to make a potion to turn someone into an umamusume?

    Not that she's going to complain. A chance is all she needed, time to grab it with both hands and run.

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    “Coran, what’s happening?” Lance didn’t like how Shiro's voice shook. Was something wrong with the wormhole?

    “The integrity of the wormhole has been compromised,” Coran yelled. “We’re breaking down!”

    Lance sucked in a breath, eyes wide. Compromised? Breaking down? “What does that mean?!” He asked into the comms.

    “It means we have no control where we’re headed!”

     

    Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no.


    After narrowly escaping the Galra, a corrupted wormhole leaves Lance stranded on the other side of the galaxy. With no team, no lion, and no idea what to do, Lance must fight for survival and show the universe just who Lance McClain really is.

    Asterism (noun): a prominent pattern or group of stars, typically having a popular name but smaller than a constellation.

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    (minors DNI)

    Matty is the youngest (19) in a flock of new slaves belonging to the mysterious Gardener, being trained gradually for the task of breeding with his rare intelligent parasitic plants.

    Guest reader requested plant sex on my other story and my imagination ran away with it so here is an entirely new story

    Open to requests

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    Captain Rowan Vale was recently assigned a new task by her superior officer. She expected to document the creation of a new chemical weapon.

    She didn't expect "Protocol Nightshade" to mean being assigned to follow an odd woman with a higher rank. She certainly didn't expect the woman to worm her way into Rowan's heart.

    Lieutenant Colonel Sirius "Nightshade" Le Blanc was only doing what she could for her country. She didn't expect to have someone document her every move, but she couldn't afford to refuse direct orders.

    Not during a war where every wrong choice meant a city bombed with chemicals. Her only hope was to stick to her mission... without letting her feelings for the pretty biohazard field specialist get in the way.

     

    Updates every Sunday and Wednesday

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