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    A failed egocide led to a disabled youth sharing their body with a god they hardly believe in. Now they must navigate university, child-raising, dying, and Death at the same time...

    ...wait, what do you mean they can't do homework anymore? What do you mean they can't talk anymore? What do you mean Thanatos has to?!

    Oh, shit. They can't tell anyone about this, can they?

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    This story was formerly known as "Thanatophobic Thanatophile". The title is subject to change again. As of 2025-11-26, content warnings are now formatted differently - you choose whether or not to see them.

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    Worms. After murdering his father in a fit of rage, Nefermaat begins to see them everywhere- in his father's brain, under his sister-wife's skin. They speak to him. What if they are trying to lead him somewhere? And what if he follows them?

    (Just a heads up, this one is pretty messed up and contains some very bizarre gore. Warning for cats eating a corpse, tooth extraction, and, of course, brainworms!)

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    Prince Lance accompanies his cousin Princess Allura to finally meet her husband-to-be, King Shiro, in person. For the next few months they will be staying at Stoneheart Castle which King Shiro rules over. However, it will not be just a simple meet-and-greet like Lance is expecting. In fact, it will be quite a life-changing adventure that he never signed up for nor wanted. Especially when it comes to a couple of things that go bump in the night.

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    In a world where vampires use humans as a renewable source of food, peak freshness and palatability is key. Humans are only ‘harvested’ every couple of months, and blood is graded on how nutritious it is, but also on how good it tastes.

    Katsuki’s blood is of the highest quality, and he uses the status it gives him to keep his parents out of Vampire clutches now that they’re older.

    He’s given to a new leech, one that seems nice enough, but that kind smile belongs nowhere on the creature’s beautiful, evil face, and it pisses him off no end.

    He taunts and goads this ‘Kirishima’ when he gets bled, until teeth pierce his skin – a forbidden act neither of them know how to take back.

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    2 minutes ago, Goofy watched as Max entered the living room at 4 in the morning, with wide, glazed over eyes, covered in blood that wasn’t his. 2 hours ago, Max had been awoken by Bobby’s voice on the phone pleading, begging, "Please man, you gotta help me, please, please, please, I don’t know what to do, please". 2 ½ hours ago, Bobby decided to finally check the message P.J. had sent him after ignoring it in favor of a slice of cheesecake, and felt as the weight of the world hit him at 90 mph. 4 hours ago, P.J. made a decision on something that had been haunting him for a long, long time. 5 hours ago, his dad drove him to it.

    5 hours, 5 perspectives, 5 stories.

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    He’s a runaway alchemist with a talent for trouble. She’s a sword-swinging snakewoman with no time for nonsense. Naturally, they decide to steal a ship together.

    Paracelsus is on the run from a failed revolution, a rigged court-martial, and most of his responsibilities. Serpacinno is the last of her people, and she’s had it up to here with dramatic men and cursed swords. After a chance encounter and a few questionable decisions, the two form a reluctant alliance in search of Kósmeidí, a mythical blade scattered across the six great rings of the world.

    Sailing a stolen ship with a crew of outcasts, they’ll dodge marines, con casinos, battle airborne lawmen, and maybe - maybe - start to trust each other. Or stab each other. It’s a toss-up.

    Ring World is a high-magic, high-chaos fantasy adventure about found family, legendary treasure, and the fine art of barely scraping by. Come aboard - just don't ask who's actually in charge.

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    spencer has the lucky opportunity to drink beer with his dad while watching breaking bad. being a lightweight, he squanders it immediately after having one beer and decides to go to his "love interest" mabeline's house. hilarity ensues!

    title from that one tweet.

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    Inspired by South Park Season 17 - Black Friday trilogy. The Bronze Age figures prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping. Black Friday is almost here, and the battle for the new Total War games is heating up. Warrior Princess Tausret's betrayal has left Amenmesse out for revenge. The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The Bronze Age figures are divided over which new Total War game language version to play, and a bloody battle will determine whether the Japanese or Korean version will be the winner.

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    In a thousand years, will I still be there and will I remember you?

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    Ever loves Alex Summers.

    Alex Summers isn't attracted to other men.

    Alex, unfortunately, seems to think it is some flaw of his he must atone for, even if the Morlock is happy just being friends.

    Or, alternatively: the many period of the relationship between Havok and Ever

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    FROM THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF ANOMALY INVESTIGATION

    EXPEDITION 13, led by USDAI psychologist Lydia Martin and consisting of cellular biologist Mieczysław “Stiles” Stilinski, EMT Scott McCall, ex-Marine Jackson Whittemore, and physicist Kira Yukimura, has entered “The Preserve,” previously known as Cedar Hearth National Park on the pacific coast of the United States. The national park had been evacuated after being overtaken by an anomalous and inhuman force.

    They are in search of answers for what happened to EXPEDITION 12, a team of Green Berets led by Stilinski’s husband Derek Hale.

    Hale had returned unexpectedly, showing up in their house with no memory of how he left The Preserve. His subordinates Isaac Lahey, Vernon Boyd, and Erica Reyes have been declared missing by the USDAI.

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    In 1995, you befriended Sarah Connor in Pescadero State Hospital; after her own escape, months later, she made good on her vow to break you out, and you began a life on the run and off the grid with her, her son John, and a very large and very handsome man who you quickly realized was not a man at all, not that it mattered to your heart. This is a collection of moments, scenes, and situations from that life and with that man.
    Please see my other work, T.Too, for more moments and plots — less pinpointed by time and place, though still of the anachronistic and romantic nature — like those within.

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    The year is 1870, the west is an untamed wild land filled with dangers and glory the likes of which men could only dream of.

    Veronica Sawyer is a woman in search of revenge against those that wronged her. Along the way she finds herself meeting with someone from her past, and her new ‘friends’

    Will old flames burn out or reignite, will something new takes it place?

    Or is everything destined to go down in the flames of hatred.

    What do you do, when you’re already a dead girl walking?

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    Once a human soul descends into Hell, it loses the ability to reproduce; this is an immutable fact, and one Lilith and Lucifer are painfully familiar with. She may be the queen of Hell, but Lilith is still a Sinner and is subject to all of the same limitations as her many subjects that share her human origin. Luckily, her love is a fallen seraphim, giving them more options than most; however, even Lucifer has his limitations, and despite trying for several years, the couple has yet to have any children. Growing tired of their repeated failures, Lilith has resigned herself to never becoming a mother, but Lucifer is determined to make her dream a reality, no matter the cost to himself.

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    Inspired by Yaelokre's song, the story follows a different set of characters. Taking place after Hilda and the Fairy Isle, our story follows Edward White, a Sparrow Scout with a few words. Known for being quiet amongst his friends and classmates, Edward moves in the shadows where he has his own adventures that are vastly different than Hilda's. More grounded to the everyday lives of Trolberg. However, what nobody knows about Edward is that he has a Marra as his adoptive sister named Emily Sheridan, the Marra who always covers her right eye and is known to be the oldest amongst her friends. In this different story, dive into the world of Hilda through the eyes of an ordinary boy encountering the extraordinary and how he deals with them on his own pace with his sister, four teenagers, and a book of old. Most notably his gift for finding something that not even Hilda can find!

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    Ruth is a spunky, headstrong, and a little problematic teenage girl in the first century, and the last year for her has been like walking through Hades.
    First, she woke up one day and her hand went numb, and has NEVER GOTTEN UN-NUMB! Well, there goes her one hobby of sketching! Yippee! Then, her abba made her and this random old man get BETHROTHED! Ruth can't take it anymore- she just has to run away. (and steal her dowry, but that's a different story.)
    Then, she meets this Rabbi, and He changes her life. Which is weird, because up until five seconds ago she thought God hated her. Eh, might as well go along with this group of slightly strange adults and see what happens, right?
    And oh boy, a LOT happens.
    (In other words, the entirety (hopefully!) of the Chosen series from the perspective of a teenager.)

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    Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. This part portrays the experiences of Wing and other soldiers in the Assyrian cities of Nineveh and Kar-Tukulti-Ninurta during the uncultured Assyrian New Year’s Festival Offensive of the Assyrian War.

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    “If you’re a time traveller,” Hopeless asked, “when did you come from?”

    Hopeless had moved nearer to Larrikin, who had not really sobered, and was still looking excessively happy with himself for no particular reason.

    “I … two thousand and seventeen,” Valkyrie said, and then she looked at Skulduggery, “help me up.”

    The skeleton took a moment to move, and then he extended a hand and supported her arms so she could stand. There was an overwhelming lack of familiarity in his behaviour.

    “Alright,” Dexter said, “So that’s how you know Skulduggery.”

    Valkyrie frowned, “I didn’t expect you to take that so well.”

    “Well,” Larrikin said from the floor, where Dexter had dropped him sometime during his laughing fit. “You’re not the first.”

    Or, Valkyrie travels back in time and meets the Dead Men. She finds them very different to what she expected.

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    Between concern over strange chaos energy emitting from Sonic's storybook and a longing to see a certain knight, Shadow and Sonic both have reasons for wanting to visit the world of Camelot. After finding their way there, Sonic is surprised to discover that, unbeknownst to him before, he, too, has a double — the ruler of the kingdom, a very real King Arthur, who is apparently on horribly bad terms with his closest knight, Sir Lancelot. After a terrible falling out between the two and a life-or-death ultimatum from the king, Shadow shocks everyone by taking Lancelot's place. Now in exile, Lancelot is brought into Sonic's world, and the knight must contend with the often devastatingly drastic differences he encounters. Meanwhile, through a series of events, Shadow eventually finds himself in the position of Arthur's queen; though not all is well as he navigates what that entails and as crises emerge in the kingdom.

    As the dynamics in each relationship take shape, the four of them learn more about themselves, each other, and their counterparts than they ever knew before; but when the source of the strange chaos energy makes itself known, all bets are off.

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    The Apothecary Diaries: EP12 S1
    Demon Slayer: EP17 S2

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