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    "He's staring again. He can't help it. Lucius knows it's rude, knows that it makes Izzy uncomfortable these days, but he can't help it.

    The thin red line that marks a jagged edge on Izzy's forehead is a mystery that's just too good to ignore. From where he sits, turned ever so slightly to the side, it’s very visible to Lucius’s curious eyes. Sure, the missing leg and haunted expression to match the rest of the Leather Crew from Ed's Kraken Era are interesting enough-if disturbing-but Lucius knows about those things.

    He thinks.

    Admittedly, nobody's really gotten Jim, Archie (who Lucius is a little intimidated by), Fang, Frenchie, or Izzy to talk about their time under Blackbeard's sole employment, but Lucius thinks he can imagine. Ivan is gone, to where nobody will tell him. When he’d asked, Fang had burst into tears."

    Listen, I know this sounds super dramatic, but in truth it's pretty damn soft. I wrote it for my brain to take a break from being stressed, so hopefully it'll do that for yours, too.

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    When their old group home shuts down, social worker Izzy Hands and former foster parent Stede Bonnet pretend to be a couple to keep three displaced teens together. It’s supposed to be temporary, but between court-mandated support groups, science experiments gone awry, and one very suspicious caseworker, pretending to be a family starts feeling a lot like becoming one.

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    "That's fine, too. He ignores it when his hands begin to shake and his fingertips grow cold. He nearly falls from the rigging one day after stretching too far, black dots scattering across his vision, and Izzy catches himself just in time. No one sees. He stares down at the deck below, where everyone is resting in the warm sun, and wonders if it would really have been so bad to let himself fall. To break into a thousand tiny shards across the surface of the deck he swabs multiple times a day.

    The deck would be so easy a death, he decides, staring down at it longingly. So simple, to just let his fingers slip. They would all think it was an accident. He doubts they'd even wait for his body to cool before dumping him over the side.

    His fingers twitch on the ropes. He sighs heavily, tucking his face into them, breathing in the scent of salt air and tar."

    Izzy experiences the piratical version of rejection sensitive dysphoria. It will be ok. Heavy on the angst.  

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    He takes the glove off slowly, with care. It's all about care anyway. He actually cares for the bloody arse. Really, truly, cares about him. His soul's fucking sick with it.

     

    Izzy never sells out Stede, and Lucius becomes increasingly invested in their First mate's life.

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    While Ed and Isa are off on their Barbados adventure, Izzy and Stede are left back at the boat with a very heavy tension between the two. Time for Lucius to launch Operation "For the love of fuck talk to each other"

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    Stede stares at Ed, whose expression is eager. “Why do you want to know all this?”

    Ed shrugs and grins. “Stede, c’mon.” He raises his eyebrows. “Of course I wanna know how often you dreamed about penetrating Izzy with your sword.”

    When Stede tells Ed and Izzy he's had dreams about killing Izzy, Ed doesn't react like Stede thought it would.
    For some reason, Ed thinks the dream means Stede wants to have sex with Izzy.
    Stede is less convinced, but agrees to give it some thought.

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    "Ed realized, standing there in a lavender robe, with sunlight on his face, that Izzy hadn’t said his name in weeks. Not Ed, not Edward, not even Blackbeard, spat like a reproach. Just… captain, and not the kind that means anything. The kind that lacked the capital “C”. And somehow, that hollowed something in his chest that the sunlight beam couldn’t break through."

    Captain, Sir, Edward, Ed, Eddie. Blackbeard. He was all of them. None of them. And Izzy had once carried every one of those names in his mouth like weapons, or prayers, or both. Had flung them at him to wound, to remind, to beg.
    But now he had put them all down, left Ed stranded. Why did it hurt ? It was just names.

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    What does it mean to live as the Kraken’s first mate?
    Obedience without hesitation. Devotion without reward. Pain without end.

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    Five times Stede used the word “love” to Izzy, and the one time Izzy managed to “say” it back

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    In Episode 2.8 Ricky shoots at Izzy, but Ed steps in to take the bullet. He dies asking Stede and Izzy to keep an eye on each other, and they are left picking up the pieces now that the centre of both of their universes is suddenly gone. It wasn't meant to be like this. But life doesn't always care about 'meant to be'.
    This is a story about love after love and joy after grief and what you might find after losing your soulmate.

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    ...spending the remainder of his life as a dog seems as good an idea as any. His bright idea was to get caught by the dog warden and tossed into a shelter. They’d look after him, keep him fed and watered and dry, even if it was probably inevitable they’d put him down in a few weeks. Maybe he’d turn back into a human briefly enough to escape and then repeat the process.

    Izzy can shapeshift into a dog. He uses it to avoid his problems, but winds up creating a whole bunch more.

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    Izzy Hands is forced upon the Revenge due to Blackbeard's curiosity but unexpectedly reunites with Edward's godchild who was believed to have been dead. This causes some friction between the two of them.

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    "Try to move," Ed whispers.
    Izzy does—stubborn pride won’t let him not—but it’s nothing. A half-shift, a hiss of breath, the burn of fever making the world swim. He lets it go, chest heaving.
    "See?" Ed’s voice is soft now, almost kind, which makes it worse. "You couldn’t stop me even if you wanted to." He leans in, breath hot at Izzy’s ear. "But you don’t want to."

    Izzy, fevered and half-delirious after losing his leg, is confronted by Ed with a gun and the one thing he’s always wanted.
    Written to cross the '"Try to move"' square.

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    “Don’t try to stand up, you faint every time you do that.”
    “I don’t faint!”
    “Yes, you’ve already said that,” Stede replied, flatly. “Several times in fact. And I still have had to catch you in my arms before you hit the ground. Every. Single. Time.”

    OR: Stede and Izzy's first meeting on the island goes a bit differently when the soldiers appear and they have to run away together. Then Stede gets stuck with a concussed Izzy and things get quite confusing before they get better.

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    Stede thinks he has taken to the pirate life marvelously, not many pirates go to sea and land themselves as cocaptains of a vessel with the fearsome blackbeard, who happens to be a wonderfully charming man.

    Of course when things are going right, life gives him a headache in the form of one Calico Jack Rackham coming aboard his ship.

    Now he just needs to figure out how to get the man to leave.

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    'The door is locked and though with Stede he’d knock, Ed spares Izzy the effort of getting up by letting himself in.

    “Just me,” he announces, not too loudly. “Thought you might need a drink—“

    “Just you…” Izzy steps out of the bathroom, hands scrubbed clean, face still made up. “No need. Plenty of liquor in here.”

    The contrast of glittering eyelids and painted lips against Izzy’s usual outfit – the rose at his lapel a new addition – perfumes the room with a dreamlike strangeness. Lit only by low burning candles, darkness clings to the corners, soft light erasing the years. Shadows drape long and lazy over dog-eared furniture as Izzy drums his way over to lean at the door.

    The rum exchanges hands, thrown back in one, the rim of the tin cup left pink.

    Ed wets his lips, gulps. “You okay?”'

    ---

     

    A rewrite of Calypso's birthday.

     

    Or, Ed doesn't think Ned Low is worth the poison of killing him. Stede doesn't get the chance to lose his 'amateur status'. But Izzy stops bottling it up. Though he should give him a minute, Ed still goes the Captain's cabin. And there's still more than a kiss.

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    Izzy doesn't like making choices, but its not like he has much of them to make anyway.
    In a ship that doesn't need a good first mate, with a Edward who needs him even less, the only thing really keeping him is that the doesn't want to leave.

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    It wasn't just jealousy. Calling it jealousy would have been like calling a cracked skull-- split-bone, brains to the floor bad-- a wee problem.

     

    After Ed fucks off to become a fisherman, Izzy and Stede go back the ship together.

    Meanwhile, Jim reconsiders their position on revenge.

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    Ed has big dreams for his career as a veterinary surgeon. Izzy, his friend, employee, vet nurse and more recently, housemate, does his best to facilitate him. No one said it was going to be easy. Pulling night shifts in unfamiliar hospitals is always stressful.

     

    The works in this series are mostly sequential but can be read as stand alone pieces.

     

    This work is:
    For entertainment purposes only
    Not to be taken as medical advice
    Not associated with any veterinary organisation.
    All people and events are purely fictional.

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