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For nearly 400 years, the world has suffered under the overarching rule of the Old Gods - cosmic beings who treat humanity as their own personal toys. In Victorian London, Blackbeards Crew has failed in another assassination attempt of the Emperor of the British Empire, the God who rules through Queen Victoria.
Meanwhile in Dorset, the household of the Bonnet family needs a new staff. The household suffers under a tense, cold atmosphere, as Alma's thirteenth birthday draw nearer.
Ed uses this opportunity to escape London. And, by bringing the 2 groups together, he brings forth secrets that have long been kept buried, and allows himself, Izzy and Stede to find a relationship that will shape not only themselves and their crew, but also the future.
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Hallmark Christmas magic meets the chaos of the wizarding world.
Hermione Granger’s friends convince her to attend the Ministry holiday party — and one ill-timed photo with “Santa” sends her evening (and maybe her love life) spiraling in an entirely unexpected direction. Featuring enchanted cocktails, a tipsy Luna Lovegood, and one very smug Draco Malfoy in red velvet.This story is mostly completed - approximately 28-30 chapters. Aiming for short and sweet (with each Chapter title being a Christmas song - and yes I listened to Christmas music while writing this)! I know it's only the beginning of November but wanted to start posting so that I can upload some good chapters before the holiday season truly begins.
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Oh what hell it is, to be known. by Exoduslair
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
09 Nov 2025
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The last thing Izzy remembered was getting shot and dying, quite painfully. At least he was pretty certain he remembered that happening. So when he woke back up on the deck of the Revenge he was all but convinced he'd landed in his own personal hell.
___________________________Or, Izzy gets flung back in time after dying, becuase what better way for the universe to say "fuck you" than to make him relive all his worst days aboard Bonnets ship. The crew hate him at present. And damn it all, he can't even blame them for it.
But maybe things can go differently this time.
Fuck Bonnet and his fucking "talk it through" philosophy, look at him! He's grown a conscience! And all that's ever done for Izzy is get him Dead!
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“Don’t try to stand up, you faint every time you do that.”
“I don’t faint!”
“Yes, you’ve already said that,” Stede replied, flatly. “Several times in fact. And I still have had to catch you in my arms before you hit the ground. Every. Single. Time.”OR: Stede and Izzy's first meeting on the island goes a bit differently when the soldiers appear and they have to run away together. Then Stede gets stuck with a concussed Izzy and things get quite confusing before they get better.
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Izzy makes an attempt to find out for himself why Stede's sexual skills so effectively seduced Blackbeard. Unfortunately for both of them, Stede and Ed have never actually slept together, and Stede's completely out of his depth.
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Post-work drinks turn into a competition for the gorgeous bartender’s attention.
Written for Day Three of #OFMDBisexualWeek || Prompts: Bi Disasters, HumorSeries
- Part 3 of OFMD Bisexual Week
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No Such Thing As Meant To Be by GirlOfLetters, TheDwarvenQueen (GirlOfLetters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Sep 2025
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In Episode 2.8 Ricky shoots at Izzy, but Ed steps in to take the bullet. He dies asking Stede and Izzy to keep an eye on each other, and they are left picking up the pieces now that the centre of both of their universes is suddenly gone. It wasn't meant to be like this. But life doesn't always care about 'meant to be'.
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"Yes, well, it means I know a thing or two," Stede says, voice steady even as his eyes stray, traitorous, to the way Izzy’s fingers are flexing now over the candlelight. He swallows, recovers, straightens his cuffs. "And it means I might be able to help you do it…differently. Without the sting of self-punishment in it."
After a raid, Stede catches Izzy burning himself with candle wax and decides to take control, turning self-punishment into something deliberate, indulgent, and dangerously intimate.
Written to cross the 'Wax Play' square.Series
- Part 14 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2025
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Izzy doesn’t answer, just keeps looking at him like he remembers everything—the couch, the sweat, the sound Stede had made when Izzy had bitten down too hard and Stede had gasped yes, yes, just like that.
They'd fucked so many times, always quick and frantic and a little bit wrong. Always after a case, always in an empty courtroom, always with the risk of getting caught. But once, just once, Izzy had let Stede take him home.Six months after their torrid, clandestine affair, Stede and Izzy run into each other at a party, and things come to a head despite the fact they’re both with other people.
Written to cross the 'Frottage' squareSeries
- Part 9 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2025
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The Taxi-Cab Theory, popularized in Sex and the City, states that men, just like taxis, turn on their ‘available’ light when they’re ready to settle down. And until then, no matter how amazing you are, they’ll just drive right past you. In other words: If he’s not “ready,” he won’t commit—no matter how great you are. But the second he decides it’s time? The next person he dates gets the ring.
The light stays off. Until Stede. And Izzy learns it was never about timing or being ready—it was about who made the light turn on and stay on.
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Stede puts up some mistletoe, and Ed understands it to be an actual magically enchanted item. So he’s confused as to why Stede and Izzy don’t kiss under it, as per his plan.
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Izzy reluctantly agrees to pretend to date Stede, only as so they can both get back at Ed
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Izzy survived being shot, but the fear of losing him has made Ed begin to reevaluate their relationship.
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The man—Stede, Ed did hear Frenchie right, because his name tag says it right next to a sparkly ladybug sticker—gives Ed a little wave, just his fingers, even though Ed’s right there and they’re already talking. Cute. Ed mirrors it. “I’m an apprentice. Jim’s teaching me. I know I’m older than them but, well, you could say it’s kind of a new passion? They’ve just recently set me loose without supervision.”
That checks out. The guy doesn’t have many piercings, just a large hoop in one of his earlobes and a tiny stud shaped like a flower in his nose. No tattoos that Ed can see, either. Not that any of that is required to be a piercer, but it’s pretty strange to see an employee at a place like this who hasn’t already used a good portion of his body as a canvas. Stede’s skin, in comparison, is blank. Untouched.
Not that Ed is going to be weird about that or anything.
Ed meets a guy who's probably the love of his life when he's getting a new piercing, and then he somehow manages to fuck it all up. Or does he?
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It’s Izzy’s birthday, and he thinks it’s bullshit that Bonnet is making him celebrate with a treat. Izzy will show that little shit!
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“Izzy, dear, you’re making a mess out of your Eton mess. I’d like a little more to go in that cute mouth of yours.”Izzy narrowed his gaze. “It’s my birthday, twat, and I’ll eat on a fuckin’ mess if I want to.”
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- Part 1 of Izzy Tummy Truther
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Bonnet puts together a celebration for Izzy’s weight gain, but Izzy doesn’t want to celebrate! Who the fuck celebrates something like that? Can Bonnet change his mind?
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- Part 40 of For the OFMD Belly Enthusiast
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Izzy awakens Bonnet's praise kink when he gives him the “okay” symbol, but Izzy realizes he likes being praised just as much as Bonnet.
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"Well, I think it's romantic." Stede said lightly. "Two men hiding in a secret den of sin." Izzy rolled his eyes. "I always wondered what they'd be like, those brothels."
"What, did you want to hire someone to blow you for an hour or something?" He asked sarcastically. "That could be arranged."
Stede and Izzy find comfort in each other's arms while hiding from the English.Series
- Part 7 of Stizzy Week 2024
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Just the Ticket by orphan_account for cracktheglasses (cormallen)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Feb 2024
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Ed knows that Stede and Izzy have some kind of public kinky sex thing on a train planned, and he can't leave well enough alone. When they don't call it off even though Izzy's sick, he's even more intrigued--so he sneaks onto the train and watches them.
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When Bonnet finds him, and asks him, and uses Edward’s name to cajole Izzy into coaching him into an acceptable pirate, Izzy thinks that the enthusiasm will last an afternoon, tops. He accepts that this fop is Edward’s choice, and accepts that, inexplicably, he makes things better in a myriad of ways. But he also accepts - which Edward doesn’t - that he is a liability in most other ways, and that he may be irredeemable in this.
Bonnet spies the spare sword laid out for him, picks it up, and flourishes it badly at Izzy, as if they’re going to spar.
“No,” Izzy says.