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Izzy and Stede trifle each other on Valentine’s Day.
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- Part 39 of For the OFMD Belly Enthusiast
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Fit to be dyed; Fit to have you. by DivineProvidence for wasabi_poptart
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Feb 2024
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Stede finds out Izzy did many of Ed's tattoos and decides he wants one!
My first OFMD fic! I hope you like it.
I rated this explicit for one very brief interaction, idk.
Happy Valentine's Day!
The title is from Red Dragon Tattoo by Fountains of Wayne.
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Izzy is sick, but even worse than that, Bonnet notices.
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Stede’s getting dressed in the morning and wants to see how he looks in his new outfit, but there isn’t a mirror. Izzy suggests that Stede use their brunch serving tray instead. There’s only one problem. It’s full of food.
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- Part 38 of For the OFMD Belly Enthusiast
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Izzy wants the freshly-made Christmas cookies Ed and Stede baked. However, Stede has declared them off-limits, reserved explicitly for Santa.
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- Part 20 of For the OFMD Belly Enthusiast
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Ed realizes that wooden objects make Lucius happy and attempts to whittle him things. It doesn't go as planned.
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Though Ed knows logically that time wouldn’t stand still while he’s been gone, he— didn’t really process that emotionally. In his mind, everything was crystallized, everyone in stasis, exactly as he left them.
He didn’t think about the fact that they would change. It didn’t even occur to him that he was capable of changing them, of affecting them this deeply.
None of this makes any fucking sense to him.
Finally, Izzy tells Ed, “Captain wants to see you.”
or: a canon divergence fic where Ed really does leave on a fishing boat when he says he will, and he returns to the Revenge about seven months later to find everything is not how he expected it to be.
for ofmd fluffvember, day eighteen: domestic and "because i love you, you idiot."
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- Part 1 of the promise of spring
- Part 10 of diversions on belonging [ofmd fluffvember 2023]
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Izzy swims to shore and has trouble remembering where his bullet wound came from or what happened to the Revenge. That's when he receives a visit from Stede Bonnet-Teach.
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Stede Bonnet is kidnapped after a raid. He deals with horrid torture, and barely survived the rescue.
The recovery is gonna be a long one.
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i offer a tiny steddyhands fluff sickfic as a crumb of comfort lol
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might i but moor - tonight - in thee by orphan_account
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Oct 2023
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“You said it yourself, Izzy,” Stede said while he tugged his boot on. “Captain’s got to know the conditions aboard the ship.”
“And that includes the sleeping conditions, aye?” Izzy asked. The wood he whittled felt smooth in his hand, the knife handle worn and rough.
“Sure. Why not.”
“Giving up your comfy bed in your private room to sleep above deck —”
“You can sleep in my bed, then, since you’re so concerned.”
Izzy snorted, applied too much pressure on his next push stroke. “Bonnet, I’ve gone years without sleeping on a fucking mattress. If I start now, my body’ll fucking kill me.”
Stede shrugged and got up from the captain’s chair. “Suit yourself.” -
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stede and izzy have a spicy little duel during their training together, and both of them like it way more than they'd anticipated.
(written after season premiere, but before october 12 new episodes)
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- Part 3 of ofmd kinktober 2023
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Magic, Lucius once told Izzy, only happens in threes.
He never cared much for fairy stories until Lucius started telling them, but Izzy thinks they'll need all the help they can get to reunite their crews and keep Blackbeard from killing them all.
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Or: Captain Stede Bonnet sails towards redemption and reunion with First Mate Izzy Hands as his guide.
Final fic in a three-fic series.
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- Part 3 of Lay My Saying to Your Heart
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Stede arranges a cake for him and Izzy to enjoy as a gesture towards Stede enjoying Izzy’s recent company while training together. But Izzy doesn’t believe in pirates eating cake. So why is Izzy letting him hand-feed him this bullshit? And worse yet, why is Izzy enjoying it?
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Like a Candied Melon Silk Moth to a Flame by Kylokitty
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Sep 2023
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Izzy wants to show Bonnet what real swordsmanship looks like but doesn’t expect to start liking the imbecile while doing so.
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A Steddyhands Feeding Izzy Series
For Izzy to achieve his career aspirations as co-co-captain and his new desires for Ed and Stede's praise and worship, not to mention his own fondness for his changing body, he must plumb the depths... of his appetite.
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- Part 9 of For the OFMD Belly Enthusiast
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Ed is captured, Stede and Izzy go on a rescue mission which fails, and they end up in an unfriendly brig. They end up talking about the way of the world and what if they had been born men?
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- Part 2 of Lesbian Pirates
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Izzy had a bad day and wants to unwind, but Bonnet suggests they cuddle. What the fuck? How is this supposed to make things better?
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Izzy looks hot in lingerie, and Stede will make sure Izzy knows that.
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Izzy’s had a stressful day and desperately wants a good spanking, but Stede wants him to say something first.
“The fuck we need a fuckin’ paddle for? Your hand is fine, Bonnet. You want to try something spicy, put your fuckin’ rings on.”
🔥 For OFMD Kinktober Spanking prompt