IMNOTREALLYHERE
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What began as a fever dream doesn’t end with morning light. Crowley takes you asleep, awake, and everywhere in between — slow, smug, relentless. By the end of it, you’re wrecked, dripping, humiliated, adored. Pathetic. And perfect.
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Kilgrave has always considered himself a gentleman. After all, he gives gifts. He uses lube. He even thinks of symmetry. And you? You begged for it.
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What does it mean to live as the Kraken’s first mate?
Obedience without hesitation. Devotion without reward. Pain without end.- Language:
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After another night tangled in claws and contradictions, Blitzø does what he always does—runs. It was supposed to be just business. Just fun. But Stolas looked at him like it was something else. And Blitzø’s not ready for that. Not now. Maybe not ever.
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Blitzø is deep in denial and deeper in Stolas.
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- Part 1 of Blitzø's Denial Chronicles™
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Christmas Stizzy by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2025
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What Is Owed, and What Is Given by KitCat_Italica
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Aug 2025
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A month after Armageddon, Crowley is captured by Hell, and tortured physically/sexually/psychologically for four years before Aziraphale can rescue him.
Our story takes place two years later. This is the story of how they recover.
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Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
01 Oct 2025
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A Whispered Request by Mraowface
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Nov 2019
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Sometimes nothing will make you feel better like brutal anal fisting...
Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
26 Sep 2025
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Kilgrave has always considered himself a gentleman. After all, he gives gifts. He uses lube. He even thinks of symmetry. And you? You begged for it.
Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
21 Sep 2025
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In which Aziraphale puts his vintage lube to use, Crowley is an encourageable fiend, and new experiences are had by all.
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wishing you in to the worst situations by endofadream
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Jun 2025
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There’s a veil. It was a wedding, of course there’s a veil, but this veil had given Ed pause the very moment he and his crew boarded the ship. How it had caught the sun, trailed down over the bride’s back.