IMNOTREALLYHERE
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We’ve Got You. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Nov 2025
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In this soft self-insert fanfic, Aziraphale and Crowley offer support through your moments of mental struggle. With gentle care and honest connection, you’re reminded that your feelings matter—and that even in the dark, you're never truly alone.
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- Part 1 of We’ve Got You.
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Fighting for Blessings. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Oct 2025
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A year later, Izzy has settled into a life of warmth and care with Stede, learning to accept love without fear. As he reflects on his growth, he admits to feeling safe and loved for the first time. Stede, ever affectionate, continues to show his devotion, and Izzy is learning what love is without panic.
In healing, trust, and growth, they rise and break the chains.
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- Part 3 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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What began as a fever dream doesn’t end with morning light. Crowley takes you asleep, awake, and everywhere in between — slow, smug, relentless. By the end of it, you’re wrecked, dripping, humiliated, adored. Pathetic. And perfect.
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Apocalypse but make it fashionable. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Oct 2025
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A collection of wishful-thinking crack-fic chaos where Crowley accidentally becomes the world’s most stylish financial terrorist, Aziraphale drowns in Heavenly bureaucracy, and the Second Coming arrives barefoot, furious, and entirely unimpressed with PR strategy.
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Kilgrave has always considered himself a gentleman. After all, he gives gifts. He uses lube. He even thinks of symmetry. And you? You begged for it.
Recent series
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We’ve Got You. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Nov 2025
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Christmas Stizzy by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2025
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Smells like trouble and Banana Bread. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Oct 2025
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Izzy Hands is angry, hurting, and barely holding it together. He doesn’t want help, doesn’t trust kindness, and definitely didn’t mean to catch feelings. But healing doesn’t ask permission, and neither does love. A slow descent into softness—dragged there kicking and screaming, one scar at a time.
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"The angel is looking at him, almost rapt, taking in his disheveled hair, still damp and pressing at odd angles against his neck, against his jaw. Crowley can see, almost feel his gaze drift south to the shirt he's wearing, roaming over him as if he couldn't have his fill, couldn't have enough, a lopsided turn to the bare angle of his shoulder fully on display, and even down, down to where Crowley's showing miles of bare skin.
The angel swallows, and Crowley licks his lips.
Oh, this should be fun."
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Flirty redhead teases delivery guy and gets what he's asking for.
Series
- Part 1 of Love Isn't An Accident
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What Is Owed, and What Is Given by KitCat_Italica
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2025
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A month after Armageddon, Crowley is captured by Hell, and tortured physically/sexually/psychologically for four years before Aziraphale can rescue him.
Our story takes place two years later. This is the story of how they recover.
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Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
01 Oct 2025
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A Whispered Request by Mraowface
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Nov 2019
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Sometimes nothing will make you feel better like brutal anal fisting...
Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
26 Sep 2025
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Kilgrave has always considered himself a gentleman. After all, he gives gifts. He uses lube. He even thinks of symmetry. And you? You begged for it.
Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
21 Sep 2025
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In which Aziraphale puts his vintage lube to use, Crowley is an encourageable fiend, and new experiences are had by all.