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Sequel to the Kraken & The Quill - Ed finally reopened The Kraken to be the type of place he always wanted it to be. Some place safe, a haven. He and Stede are newly engaged, about to move into together. Plus, he gets to be bonus dad to two amazing teens - Alma & Louis.
But his past is catching up with him. An self-proclaimed anonymous vigilante targeting Ed is seeking to undo all his and the crew's hard work. To undermine the safety they are trying to establish.
Ed, well, still in a fragile space left.
Now Stede, Izzy, and the crew are trying to figure out who Anonymous is. Is it a plot for revenge? Who is to say, all they know is that they are fighting for their home bar and its reputation. While Ed is struggling with the monster within having left them all, afraid he will drag them all down.
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- Part 2 of Kraken & Quill
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On the surface, Stede and Charlotte Bonnet are eccentric philanthropists and successful business leaders. In reality, they’re former MI5 operatives whose marriage is both a profound love story and a carefully maintained cover. Their company, BonaBon, isn’t just logistics and security...it’s a front for a much larger game.
When Edward “Blackbeard” Teach, Israel Hands, and crew of consultants enter their lives to broker a high-stakes partnership, the dynamic shifts. Stede finds himself drawn to Ed in ways that blur the line between business and personal, while Charlotte battles the suffocating control of her father, the Home Secretary, whose reach and cruelty still haunt her. Beneath the witty banter there’s a simmering web of betrayal, coded loyalties, and the looming shadow of government conspiracies.
This isn’t just about deals and espionage. It’s about chosen family versus blood, about reclaiming agency from abusive legacies, and about whether love can survive when everything around you is a carefully crafted mask. If you love stories that weave sharp humor with slow-burn tension, political intrigue with deeply human relationships, and espionage with romance, Project Lavender is for you.
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- Part 1 of The Dominion Files
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Fifteen years after the world's messiest divorce, Izzy has found himself to be quite content with the little life he's created. He loves his friends, his work, his idyllic seaside home - and although it's been hard, he's done his best to put the past exactly where it belongs. In the past.
That is, until, his ex-husband moves in next door with the man he left him for.
Suddenly Izzy's world is thrown into turmoil once again. He'd much rather ignore him than bring up all of those painful memories, but it seems that Edward is determined to reconcile things between them in order to make up for how badly their relationship ended. It doesn't help that Izzy - although he's loathe to admit - is still hopelessly in love with the man who broke his heart, and is terrified of it being shattered all over again.
There’s no way that they can work things out well enough to be friends, and they could certainly never be more than that again, right?
…right?
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Streaming Killed the Video Star by That_Mothra, WidogastsWebofFire
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Oct 2025
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“I'm here for the first one, by the way.”
Ed cocks his head. “What?”
“Your doormat,” Stede clarifies, pointing over his shoulder.
Ed looks past Stede at the welcome mat sitting just outside the door. It's Ed's way of not getting anyone to bother him during heat, reading in blocky black letters, ‘I’m in heat. Fuck me or GTFO.’
Smirking, Ed looks back at Stede, whose grin has gone somehow even broader. “I’m here for the first thing!” he chirps.
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Pornstars Ed (aka Blackbeard) and Stede (aka The Gentleman Alpha) get the idea of a lifetime on how to raise money for their platform's annual charity drive: stream their rut and heat together, non-stop. Twenty-four hours a day for three days. It's brilliant. And it's strictly business.Right?
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‘Til the Stars Don’t Shine by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Oct 2025
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It’s 1995, and Stede Bonnet asked Ed Teach to prom on a free fall ride. But the end of Stede’s senior year brings so much more than either could ever have imagined.
With art by mermaidinn.
Smut is at the end of the story and will be tagged and skippable.
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- Part 2 of This Is How We Do It
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I heard the Cyndi Lauper song "I Drove All Night" and thought that sounds like something Ed would do.
Just a little bit of fluff about what would happen if two members of a group chat fell for each other.
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Post S1, Jim finds the crew, but they’re too late.
Whumptober day 2: Loss of a loved one - Rescue gone wrong - Isolation - “La vida es dolor” + mass casualty event
Title from “The Dark I Know Well”, from the musical Spring Awakening.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2025
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Archie is a simple courier for the Red Flag Parcel Delivery Service, existing as best she can in the historic city of San Davide. She doesn't really have any ambitions, since surviving is enough, and don't really need those if you're not an Alpha anyway. And Archie is not an Alpha, nor an Omega. She is a Beta which, politically, does not exist. But something is coming to change all that; a treatment so powerful it can upend the status quo for good. People are calling it the Elixir of Life.
It's not long before Archie finds herself embroiled in a murder, a mystery, and a mysterious stranger that makes her lower decks wetter than an overflowing bilge-- but you know if the bilge had great stuff in it and not bilge stuff. But also kind sticky? But in a good way? Like that.
Can Archie solve the mystery, solve murder, get the stranger and save the day? Or will she just be another disappearance in the small and mysterious city?
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Ed wants to get revenge. Stede wants to get railed. Neither of them gets what they want.
And neither does Izzy, if anyone cared to fuckin' ask.
written for the #OFMDWhumptober2025 prompt 'stabbed'
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- Part 55 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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[Podfic] Poker Face | written by 515253545 by Tipsy_Kitty
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Sep 2025
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Archie joined Blackbeard’s crew because an enemy of a friend’s enemy mentioned in passing that Blackbeard? Yeah man, I hear he fucking hates snakes.
Seemed like a no brainer to jump ship.
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- Part 3 of OFMD Playlist for CCPA VI
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When most of the crew is down with bad colds, it's up to Frenchie to keep things running and make sure everyone has what they need. A captain's work is never done.
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What Else We Do In The Shadows Minisodes by our_flag_means_yippee
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014), Our Flag Means Death (TV), Original Work
28 Sep 2025
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This will be a collection of unrelated, one shot scenes of my characters from my AU, What Else We Do In The Shadows. Majority of them will be comedic 3:00 am ideas that may or may not make it into future episodes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 568
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Hits:
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We’re gonna rebuild the bar better than ever AND John and Frenchie’s Not a Matelotage We’re Just Room People Ceremony by Deniz_B
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Red Dwarf (UK TV), Trailer Park Boys, Fawlty Towers, Last of the Summer Wine (TV), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), MASH (TV)
22 Sep 2025
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The crew are on a mission, to find a new place for Jackie'z and to collect decorations for John and Frenchie's party.
They end up in some very unexpected locations...
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O famo strano challenge/ Fuori challenge
Fandom: Our Flag Means death
Ship: Ed x Stede
Si, Vostro Onore, mi sono decisa a usare questi due ciccetti che adoro per questa challenge, giusto perché ho un idea forse un po' sciocca e chissà perché far fare Zum Zum proprio a loro non mi imbarazza così tanto🤣🤣🤣🤣(e anche perché è Canon che fanno Zum Zum!)
Se ci sono refusi o affini, è perché è scritta alle tre di notte, in quanto mia figlia duenne ha deciso improvvisamente che dormire stanotte le fa schifo. A lei. Non a me☠️☠️(Inserire parolacce a caso e a vostra scelta!)
Ps: Jim biologicamente è una donna, ma si imbarcò sulla Revenge travestita da uomo all inizio, smascherata, restò come donna, tenendosi però il nome appunto di Jim ed è Canon la sua relazione con Archie 💖************************
- Language:
- Italiano
- Words:
- 1,627
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 12
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When Izzy first woke after losing his leg, he has the memories of a man long dead in his head and discovers that he is the reincarnation of one of the last true Druids. With that comes the knowledge that Frenchie, the man he has come to care about very deeply, was his lover in that long distant life.
He also has the knowledge of how he can reclaim not only his memories of that past life but the power he wielded. However the path is difficult, and if it fails, there will be no second chance.
Izzy is now well on the way to reclaiming his heritage but will need the help of his entire crew, not just Frenchie, if they are to succeed.
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Jim is out of town, but they can control the prostate vibe inside Olu from their phone. Just as Olu thinks he knows how this night will go, a horny Trans!Archie bomb goes off in his face.
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Zheng agrees to go to a gig for Oluwande's musician friend.
Little does she know, it will lead to her bi awakening.
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Love is many things (none of them logical) by mxmushroom
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Sep 2025
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Jim and Oluwande are finally ready to meet one another's partners.
Surely the most reasonable way to go about this is to host a slumber party, right?
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Podfic of "the light that never warms (until it does) (fuck you, thermodynamics)" by ghostalservice, Kninjaknitter, MerryFinches, nomadsland by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Sep 2025
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In a world where Mark Watney was the notorious pirate Blondbeard, Edward Teach is stuck on Mars.
Fuck.
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the light that never warms (until it does) (fuck you, thermodynamics) by ghostalservice, Kninjaknitter, MerryFinches, nomadsland
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Sep 2025
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In a world where Mark Watney was the notorious pirate Blondbeard, Edward Teach is stuck on Mars.
Fuck.