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Baby, I'm an Animal (You Can Have a Taste) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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“We’re not fucking in the work bathroom,” Robert argued.
“Aw, come on, Robbie,” Sonar said, nuzzling Robert’s ear with his snout. “Just a quickie. You said it yourself, we have an hour.”
Robert’s face was on fire. He knew it was a bad idea, but goddammit, Sonar had gotten too good at touching him. He knew just where to gently run his fingers to get Robert going, and Robert nearly gasped when he felt Sonar’s dick pulse against the small of his back.
“I’ll do that thing with my tongue.”
Alright, yeah. That sealed the deal for Robert. He really liked when Sonar did that thing with his tongue.
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Sonar convinces Robert to have a quickie in the bathroom during the break between shifts. They manage to be pretty quiet. Unfortunately, that doesn’t matter when it comes to some members of the office.
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And Sonar was fine with that, happy to take things day by day and maybe tell everyone when things were a bit more stable.
Except for the fact everyone else seemed to be a little in love with his boyfriend, too. Blonde Blazer and Invisigal had been flirting with him since day one, and Phenomaman, Waterboy, and Flambae all seemed to want a piece, too.
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Robert and Sonar have agreed to keep their relationship under wraps for the time being, with Malevola being the only member of the team who knows. But when the others flirt incessantly with Robert, Sonar can’t help but feel a little jealous. When they go out for karaoke, Sonar decides to vent a bit through song.
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I'm Coming (Wait For Me) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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“Reid locked the door before he left,” Dorian explained. “And nobody can find Keith.”
“So… They’re trapped?” Chance asked.
Dorian nodded. “I’m sorry.”
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When the previous homeowner locks the attic door before vanishing in the middle of the night, Chance and Parker are separated. When four friends move in, Chance quickly discovers that one of them can sense his presence. He decides to seek out help.
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They Might Be Crazy (But) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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When Titania, Queen of the Fae Wilds, and Jupiter, King of Storms, are wed, their sons Parker and Eddie become unwitting brothers. They have nothing in common.
Except for the fact they're both desperately in love with their right hand men.
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If I Sat Down and Asked You (You Really Wouldn't Mind) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Oct 2025
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Hector, socially anxious and a lightweight to boot, had been sucking down drinks for a good portion of the night. His face was red and his eyes were hazy, and Chance was pretty sure he had been trying to join in on the conversation Parker had started about kinks. And that’s when he revealed himself.
He would watch Chance and Parker having sex from the vents, even going so far as to purposefully crank the heat to get them out of their clothes faster.
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After getting drunk one night, Hector reveals that he would sometimes watch Chance and Parker have sex from the vents. Chance is initially pissed off and horrified, but after seeing how Parker reacts, he starts to come around.
Kinktober Days/Prompts Fulfilled: Day 1 (Masturbation), Day 4 (Voyeurism), Day 9 (Exhibitionism), Day 14 (Possessive Sex), Day 24 (Anal Sex), and Day 28 (Multiple Orgasms)
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- Part 8 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
- Part 4 of Deadsea Kinktober 2025
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Lightning in a Bottle by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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You are not used to Volt not greeting you, however. You are also not used to just walking in alone, awkwardly looking around to see if anybody was actually in the building.
And you are certainly not used to walking into the middle of the room and turning to see that Eddie has Volt bent over the bar top, both of them red-faced and horrified as soon as they see you.
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You’re used to walking into the Breaker Box unannounced at this point; Eddie and Volt have never minded, and are always happy to see you during their off time. What you’re not used to, is them having sex at the bar when you walk in.
Kinktober Days/Prompts Fulfilled: Day 3 (Threesome), Day 19 (Electricity), Day 25 (Double Penetration), and Bonus (Temporary/Permanent Remarks)
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- Part 3 of Deadsea Kinktober 2025
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The heat in his stomach began to burn hotter, feeling it in his face. Yellow felt like a brother to him…
Why did that make it so much more tempting?
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People often assume John and Yellow are brothers, enough so that they start to think of each other as brothers as well. This doesn’t stop the ramping sexual tension.
Kinktober Days/Prompts Fulfilled: Day 1 (incest) and Day 2 (coming untouched)
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- Part 2 of Deadsea Kinktober 2025
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No Way to Ring the Alarm (Hold On Until Its Over) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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Chance never thought that he would be applying the phrase “practice makes perfect” to his sex life, and yet here he was. As much as Chance had enjoyed the idea of sexual roleplay, his actual lack of experience left him floundering in the moment, and Parker told him that it would become easier the more they did it. And he had been right, much to Chance’s chagrin. With each new fantasy they revealed and tried, it did become easier for Chance to fall into that same character headspace he was so used to. He began to think that, at this point, he could take on anything.
And then Parker revealed to him the one fantasy he had kept close to his chest.
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After their first few roleplay scenes are a success, Parker tells Chance his ultimate fantasy. Chance agrees, but not before some help from their friends.
Kinktober Days/Prompts Fulfilled: 5 (fingersucking, dacryphilia), 10 (CNC), 14 (choking/gagging), 25 (impact play), 30 (breeding, degradation), and Bonus (aftercare)
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- Part 2 of We Are Meeting Our Matchmakers
- Part 1 of Deadsea Kinktober 2025
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Scarier Than the Undertaker by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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"It wasn’t until the next day that Orpheus put them on, and he screeched when he saw a woman in front of him.
The woman was named Skylar. The Dateviators were real."
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Orpheus and Wyatt are a young married couple who are given a set of Dateviators after Orpheus does a freelance job for Valdivian. After befriending Chance and Parker, and discovering why their relationship is in a stalemate, Orpheus takes things into his own hands.
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- Part 1 of We Are Meeting Our Matchmakers
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When Worms Turn by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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"He was making his way back to the group when he heard it. He knew it well by now, living in this house. It was the start of a fight."
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The objects of the house attempt to have another house party after the last one went awry. Chance thinks he can step away for a bit but, of course, things get out of hand the second his eyes leave the group.
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- Part 7 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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There is Magic in This Room (It's Called Love) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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"And jealousy. Burning hot jealousy that made him want to curl up and die because Chance was better than that. Parker had no need to be jealous, Chance loved him and Parker knew it. He wouldn’t hurt Parker like that, and yet every time someone’s gaze lingered on Chance a little too long or Lux said some bullshit about how Chance was hot enough that he didn’t have to settle for some far lamer nerd, Parker felt... Awful."
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Everyone in the house knows Parker as a game without shame who doesn’t even seem to notice that others find him strange. Unfortunately for Parker, not even he is immune to the talk of others.
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- Part 6 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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This Is It! (Now We've Found It) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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“Well, I’m friends with, like, everyone in the house,” Parker boasted. “Who do you want to meet?”
“Oh my god, this is crazy.” Zoey seemed to think about it for all of two seconds before saying, “Okay, I know you’re friends with everyone, but like. Who are your best friends?”
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Parker, sure that Zoey had been a figment of his acid-riddled imagination, is shocked to discover she’s real and is ready to meet everyone. Parker is more than happy to show her around and of course, that means bringing her to his favorite person in the world.
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- Part 5 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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I Know, I Know, I Know (The Situation's Strange) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Sep 2025
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"And then Hector had an idea. It was obvious, really. He was the HVAC system. All he had to do was turn up the heat."
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Hector gets a bit hot and bothered thinking about the human up in the attic. He wonders what to do about it for a moment, and then opportunity falls right into his lap: Chance and Parker have come upstairs to play a game. Hector just has to crank the heat.
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- Part 4 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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It Isn't Fair, and it's Not Nice (Never Get Out of My Sight) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
31 Aug 2025
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He was looking at the human, and then Chance realized the human was looking at them. There was no way they could see, they didn’t even have the Dateviators on but that didn’t change the fact that the human knew they were together currently. What the human saw instead of Chance being balls deep inside of Parker was board games strewn about the floor with a single D20 resting in the middle.
They had no idea what was going on, but Chance felt like they were being stared at. He felt like the human knew.
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Chance discovers that Parker’s into exhibitionism and then quickly discovers something about himself.
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- Part 3 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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“Please, Chance,” Parker pleaded. “Be my handsome savior tonight?”
And how the hell was Chance supposed to say no to that?
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After flirting incessantly during a game of G&G, things heat up in the attic.
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- Part 2 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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Let's Roll the Dice (Destiny's in This Hand, Babe) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers, enbysaurus_rex
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Aug 2025
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Dorian’s mouth was tight. “Parker wants to know if you’d be willing to make him another set of relationship dice.”
If Chance’s heart hadn’t dropped out of his ass, it certainly did at the next words out of Dorian’s mouth.
“Love option only.”
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Chance doesn’t want Parker to roll their relationship dice because he’s desperately in love with him and can’t handle Parker’s feelings towards him being handled by a dice roll of all things. This… Often leads to fights.
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- Part 1 of Let's Roll the Dice, Babe
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"Considering the vast array of beings in the known universe, and just how many of them came and went through the doors of the Vesta Clinic, one would think that an AI experiencing emotions wouldn’t be particularly out of the ordinary. Unfortunately, as Sec had come to realize, that wasn’t the case."
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The Vesta Clinic's secretary bot reminisces on his relationship to the clinic's head doctor.
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Forget Yourself (Surrender Your Mind) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
16 Mar 2025
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“Soooo, Arthur straight up told you he liked it,” Noel said. “If you were to try it again, it would be fully negotiated and consensual, aka, everything the Prison Pits wasn’t. If either of you need to stop, you can. You’re not in any danger this time and your relationship is the strongest it's ever been. As long as you plan everything out, you have nothing to worry about.”
John still looked a bit troubled, but he nodded. “And… How do I actually. Do it? How do I… Be like that again?”
Noel hummed. “I may have an idea if you want to hear it.”
John nodded. Noel smiled and called, “Oscar! Can you come here a minute?”
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Thinking back to the times that John fucked him in the Prison Pits, Arthur asks John to be rough with him after he’s gotten his own body. Thinking back to a specific time in the pits where the guards had come down to join in the fun, John proposes an idea that involves their two companions.Series
- Part 2 of Right Now You're Mine
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Here I Am (Stuck in the Middle With You) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
21 Jan 2025
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"Moments passed. Maxwell nearly breathed a sigh of relief.
And then the silence ended.
She almost wished they were trying to kill each other."
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Eiffel drags both of the Jacobis into the engine room and Lovelace and Maxwell wait with bated breath to see if Eiffel can get them to relax. When silence settles, they’re both hopeful it worked. When the silence ends, they realize it worked a little too well.Series
- Part 2 of Try Your Best (Try Everything You Can)
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I'll Be in the Middle (While You Two Get Along) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
13 Jan 2025
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And then both Jacobis shared a look. For a moment, Eiffel was hopeful that maybe they were reaching an understanding. And then they both smiled and Eiffel suddenly became very worried that they had reached an understanding.
“Anything?” they asked.
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Eiffel and Maxwell convince Jacobi and Lovelace to let the other Jacobi in while they figure out what's going on. Eiffel gets to experience what happens when two versions of his boyfriend want his attention.
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- Part 1 of Try Your Best (Try Everything You Can)