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The day was like any other, you in your home filled with those you loved. Enjoying their company and they yours. You felt loved, cared for, and more importantly, safe.
Safe. What comforting word.
Too bad that was just an illusion. You were never safe. How foolish to think you were. To think you could have avoided the vile man who was dead set on getting those glasses of yours back—at any cost. What would he do if you wouldn’t let him? Well, when you play with a man’s temper, he eventually has to take drastic measures.
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Your home is raided by agents sent by David Most, with the mission of retrieving the Dateviators. You and your Dateables try and fail to fight them off. When they can’t find the Dateviators, these intruders are instructed to seek compensation: you.
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- Part 2 of Date Everything Stories
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we will never ever part by kit_kat_katie07
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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To know how it ends
And still begin to sing it again
As if it might turn out this time
I learned that from a friend of mineor, an assemblage of missing pieces and alternative perspectives of your will is not your own, as told from eddie & volt's POV.
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- Part 3 of it's gonna be a scream, baby!
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What's the Name of the Game? by TonoRadish
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Doug's been bitter since he and his seventh grade girlfriend broke up. All he does is hit the gym, keep to himself, and play sudoku. All that changes in high school when his classmate, Parker, catches him solving a puzzle. One thing leads to another and Doug get's tricked into trying to save the bored games club from being forcefully disbanded.
At first Doug hates it... After all, who would like being stuck to a freak like Parker constantly?
Doug. As it turns out Doug would.
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To Err is Human, So Don't Be One by Gasgiant2
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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Skips has university under control. If he's alone, that's mostly by choice. It's not that he's actively avoiding talking to people, but the dragon mask and unnecessarily large cloak don't really lend themselves to friendly conversation. And he's fine with that. But shortly into his second year, his carefully crafted persona begins to unravel as new faces appear in his life and old ones return.
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- Part 2 of Coolsville University
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"Aw, shoot. I'm sorry about that. But what does that have to do with you coming over?" You ask.
"It has everything to do with me coming over. Since I don't have a salary anymore, I can't pay rent." Your ex picks up their cup of tea and takes the tiniest of sips. "I was thinking of staying over. Like, temporarily."
"... What?"
In which everyone is your friend, Jerry's your boyfriend, and everything is fine until they aren't.
How much can you fit under your skin?
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Workin' Late? by 8Honey_Lemonz16
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Nov 2025
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"According to your current company status quo for your current workload, it seems we have a solution to your problem!"
"A raise?"
"A new assistant!"
It seems that due to your "work ethic" of being stretched thin at your 9-5, your manager decides you need a new assistant. But oh no! Their hot!
(Yes, I also posted this on Tumblr under the handle @berriblossom!)
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Date Everything! One-shots by library_of_icarus
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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Just a collection of One-Shots
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Under Lock and Key by UnderLockAndKeith
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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Five months after the events of A Lock Was Made For A Key, Dorian and Keith still struggle to adjust. Living together, permanent injuries, and tension between the former objects leads to lingering problems. As Keith attempts to improve, he finds himself being dragged down by his struggling body. As Dorian attempts to support Keith, he finds his friendships with the former objects becoming strained. As they attempt to move forward, the ghost of their past relationship seems to haunt them.
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This is a sequel to A Lock Was Made For A Key, please check that fic out before reading this one!
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- Part 2 of Keith x Dorian Date Everything
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day 31 - trick or treat! by carbonarajerald
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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It’s Halloween, and you have a mission to give candy to your loved ones. Trick or treat!
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- Part 31 of date-tober 2025
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Cut Out The Middleman by Fanfiction_Person6258
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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What if PC was able to see objects without the glasses? All the time? For their whole life? To the point where they make a conscious effort to ignore them all. Moving into their new house, they're first excited to have a space of their own. But even living alone, they can't ever have a moment of peace. But then their secret gets out, and all hell breaks loose.
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After looking through dozens of listings for a new house, you discover an ad for an interesting house. The price was fairly low for the size of the property, and it was to be sold fully furnished. You message the homeowner to meet up with them to see the house for yourself. Once you meet up with them and they give you a nervous, and very hastily, tour of the house, you decide to buy it. What a steal! Not noticing the small little details of a house that was severely neglected, and the homeowner being very relieved to get rid of it.
Once you move in, you finally notice the state that it’s in, and realize you have a lot of work to do. Your new home needs a little bit of Tender Love and Care. But what happens when you find a pair of glasses and discover that your house needs TLC in more ways than one?
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In which: Florence decides that, in order to keep her job guilt-free, she's going to have to find some way to get over her gorgeous and incredible boss, Celia. This is easier said than done, which is why she hires Beverly and Betty to help.
Unbeknownst to her, however, the two have planned a counter-operation to get them together, and eventually hire the help of the rest of the house to do so, with...varying degrees of success.
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Sugar & Spice, Love & Hate by YourDarlingBliss
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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While moving into your new house, you the house in an odd state of fulfillment, certain objects left behind that shouldn’t be left behind in a brand new house you just bought. As you find a strange pair of sunglasses in your bedroom, you put them on and find that a strange woman appears behind you. Before she has the chance to say anything, you throw the glasses off of yourself and end up tripping over your own feet, falling to the ground and breaking the glasses under the impact.
After waking up from a horrible shock that stemmed from the glasses breaking, you realize quickly that you can suddenly see all of the objects in your house as real people.
It’s fun at first until concern and confusion grows as to why you can see everyone without the sunglasses…
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find you anywhere by SatiricalDraperies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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You've never really considered your ability a superpower—you can just… read objects. It's almost like they're talking to you and telling you their stories themselves, though that would be crazy, of course. Mostly they just complain to you. All this being said, it came as a total surprise when less than an hour after getting the keys to your new house in Coolsville, you heard a knock at the door and opened it to find a short, red-haired woman holding out an official-looking badge.
"Hello!" she says. "I'm Maggie, Coolsville's resident private investigator. You can talk to objects. Will you help me with a case?"
"Umm, hi," you say. "Nice to meet you?"
~superhero/mystery-solving Eddie/Volt/reader AU~
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- Part 1 of find you anywhere
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Chance is NOT a cheater by fix_it_fagott
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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You have a nightmare that Chance cheated on you. The aftermath.
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I'd Give One a Name of My Own by SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Nov 2025
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You did your best not to bring up events during your reign; there were those in Caskwell who were entirely unfamiliar with who you, Eddie, and Volt had been to Lumireign, and the last thing you wanted was an overheard conversation sparking rumors about your pasts.
So conversations in such public settings could never near topics related to your former queenhood. Beverly, bless her, had no such qualms with being blunt and unforgiving in her questioning no matter the location. Unfortunately for you, you chose to raise your teacup to your lips for a long drink as she decided to unleash hell upon you.
“You’re sure you’re not pregnant?”
or; years after Thus Always to Tyrants, you start showing signs of something you thought had been taken from you.
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- Part 3 of Thus Always to Tyrants
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don't kill me, mr. ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel! by kit_kat_katie07
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Nov 2025
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Zoey frowns as she tucks her knees up to her chest. “Is- is someone hunting us?”
“Zoey,” You offer your friend a small smile, “I don’t think anyone’s-”
“Or,” Beverly offers an alternative as her piercing gaze drills imaginary holes through Eddie’s head, “someone in this room knows more than they’re saying.”
“Beverly-”
“-the killer’s in the room with us,” She takes a deep breath, “I know it.”
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or, your favorite murderous trio (Eddie, Volt, and Reader) have one final score to settle before they can disappear freely into the night. this can be read as a separate one-shot (with no background reading required!) or as a continuation of my series your will is not your own!
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- Part 2 of it's gonna be a scream, baby!
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Guerilla Warfare In The Self-Help Section by MrMontyChrome
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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Our favorite nerdy d20 has a chance encounter (pun sorta intended) with a homeless man rummaging through the library's trash, and as they get to know each other, they realize how much shit they really have to work through.
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Off to Never Never Land by LadyofthePhantomKnights
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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You've inherited a Gothic Mansion, of all things, from your grandparents. They've known you've been troubled for most of your life, and want you to have a place to feel like you're home. Like you're wanted.
But this is a place where time stands still. Where natural and supernatural meet… and no one in this Mansion is human. So you have two mysteries ahead of you: Why this mansion, why did your grandparents leave it to you other than what it seems…?
And how do you bond with monsters that have such a keen interest in you, when your past wants to make sure you never settle…?
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- Part 12 of Yes, You CAN Date Everything!
- Part 1 of DE: Out of the Ordinary AUs
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Dom Sinclaire x Office Objects by BringBackMaes14
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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So if you don't know, I already wrote a Sinclaire x Lyric x Reader fic featuring Dom Sinclaire. And then last night I was watching the new Smosh Reddit Stories and Damien Haas (voice of Jerry) joked "The sink called me babe???" and it got me thinking about Sinclaire's relationships with other objects, and thus this list was born.
So basically the idea of this headcanon list is "Sinclaire is going to dom every object in the office and here is how".
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- English
- Words:
- 1,670
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 179