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In order to celebrate your new job your friend Sam decided a girls night is in order . Too bad you guys start the night a little too early and now none of the clubs want to let you in. Never one to give up , you guys find a bar that is a lot more lenient when it comes to clientele. Sam takes no time in seducing the bouncer and while you think you've found a partner for the night in the baritone voiced Johnny Splash it seems he has other ideas for the pacing for this relationship.
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Looking Up by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Mayor Celia Stipple has a lot to do in this house. A lot of objects to oversee, a lot of conflicts to resolve, all the while the human potters around and makes out with everything. But hey, no one said this job was easy.
Or, Celia's day-to-day. A collection of loosely-linked one shots with one chapter dedicated to each Dateable, with a healthy dose of Celia/Florence fluff scattered around. Can be read as standalone one-shots so you can skip to your favourites, or as an episodic story.
Updates on weekends.
Dateables with Chapters: 1-52
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Now That You’re Gone. by sk1pssh4dly, xxxshad0wl0rd421xxx (sk1pssh4dly)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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It was perfect before you came along. You messed everything up. Sure, Eddie was slowly deteriorating, but Volt was alive. Volt was here. And you fucked it all up.
“You. Dont you think you’ve ruined enough? Get the fuck out of my club.”
[CW] Self Destructive behaviors, Drinking Problems, Death
Marked as Mature for the above reasons
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Most days, the harsh desert sun beams down, unrelenting in its heat against the pavement and sidewalks and the poor souls without neither shade nor sunscreen. The heat haze is visible to all that step out into the desert, twisting the air in a scorching, shimmering dance all too fitting of such a lively city.
It’s why their air conditioning is set to cool in the mornings, otherwise Johnny and Dorian wake up stuck to each other like saltwater taffy, sweat drenching their sheets.
Although this morning’s weather isn’t the typical dry heat.
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Date Everything- NSFW Alphabet by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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I'm doing that NSFW Alphabet thing for Date everything!
Don't know if I'm going to get to everyone but uh---
here goes nothing!
Also I'm not tagging all the characters...
I also have a blog now! date-everything-hcs on Tumblr! Come check it out if you're interested!
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Sugar & Spice, Love & Hate by YourDarlingBliss
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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While moving into your new house, you the house in an odd state of fulfillment, certain objects left behind that shouldn’t be left behind in a brand new house you just bought. As you find a strange pair of sunglasses in your bedroom, you put them on and find that a strange woman appears behind you. Before she has the chance to say anything, you throw the glasses off of yourself and end up tripping over your own feet, falling to the ground and breaking the glasses under the impact.
After waking up from a horrible shock that stemmed from the glasses breaking, you realize quickly that you can suddenly see all of the objects in your house as real people.
It’s fun at first until concern and confusion grows as to why you can see everyone without the sunglasses…
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After looking through dozens of listings for a new house, you discover an ad for an interesting house. The price was fairly low for the size of the property, and it was to be sold fully furnished. You message the homeowner to meet up with them to see the house for yourself. Once you meet up with them and they give you a nervous, and very hastily, tour of the house, you decide to buy it. What a steal! Not noticing the small little details of a house that was severely neglected, and the homeowner being very relieved to get rid of it.
Once you move in, you finally notice the state that it’s in, and realize you have a lot of work to do. Your new home needs a little bit of Tender Love and Care. But what happens when you find a pair of glasses and discover that your house needs TLC in more ways than one?
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Date Everything | OneShots! by lem0ny_z3st
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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After receiving the dateviators, you find your house appliances are more than meets the eye, pun intended.
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A while.
That’s how long it had been since you last took a good look at your self in the mirror.
Amir had pouted at you every time you walked past his mirrors.
It’s not like you were purposefully ignoring him.
I mean, you were ignoring him, but not because of him or anything. Rather, it was what he reflected back at you that had you running away. -
Feeling Paranoid, True Enemy or False Friend? by LadyofthePhantomKnights for juul_Pod, musicaldaydreamer, KBTheHero, That_Insomnicat
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Nov 2025
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After nearly being killed by Volt after accidentally getting his and Eddie's Hate Ending, the Dateables that love you have had enough. So with a reset in hand, Skylar resets everything to a world where you're loved... but how do you deal with it, when you remember everything, but they don't?
And after the Dateables learn what they did to you... where do they go from there? Or: exploring the consequences of Hate... and what it means to love and be loved again.
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- Part 9 of Yes, You CAN Date Everything!
- Part 1 of Feeling Paranoid Isekai Duet
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The Homeowner meant to talk to Lady Memoria, but instead, they discovered a new dateable: you. You're a mercreature... They're not sure how to feel about that.
Neither are any of the dateable- Not because you're a mercreature, but because you're kind of jerk. Johnny likes you, though.
So what happens when an electrifying pair come drop Johnny back into the bathroom after one of his performances?... How do they feel about you?
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i’ve got eyes to watch you sleep by yakuzapalooza
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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You recently lost your job, and in a bid to stay in the new city you had moved to, you moved into a crappy, run-down hotel to cut costs while you save up for a rental deposit.
You attract the obsessive attention of the hotel maintenance guy, who is determined to assist you in any way he can. And the area is so sketchy, he just won’t be able to rest unless he can see that you’re safe at all times.
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- Part 2 of I’ve Got Eyes To Watch You Sleep
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Free Use Doesn't Mean No Time Commitments Darling by TateTheDM
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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Listen. I'm a simple simple man. And I want to be plowed by all of the Date Everything characters... okay most of them, we all have our opp. This was going to just be a bunch of smutty drabbles interspersed with a primary Hector/Player focus.
I think the best way to summarize the plot is to say that love is something freely given and freely received, and in times when you feel alone, company is the soothing balm which takes you home. This is a story seeming about someone being a shameless sex fiend, but touches on topics about self-worth and what it means to struggle to love yourself, despite you loving everyone else around you.
I don't know how long this hyperfixation will last, but I am in it right now. God speed, and thanks for reading!
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- Part 2 of Drowning in Ambrosia
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Date Everything- Misc. Pokemon Headcanons by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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Doing more headcanons lists-- this time it's from this post! ( https://starlitmemes.tumblr.com/post/186693366232/a-set-of-headcanon-questions-derived-from-the )
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Date Everything- Fluff Alphabet by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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An Anon requested that I do the Fluff Alphabet for Skips, so I guess I'm adding this headcanon list to the roster!
For now it's just the one, but I doubt it'll be long before there's more
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Date Everything- Misc. Emoji Headcanons by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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Answering headcanons based on the an ask list (link below)
This is mostly just for fun and to keep me writing!
Link: https://magnolias-court.tumblr.com/day/2022/03/08
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And they called it puppy love by Yellowbirdbluetoo
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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Oh, I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so-
In which you work in a 1950’s era diner and the whirlwind that is Johnny Splash becomes a regular after crashing into your life-literally.
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Swishy poodle skirts and blouses, leather jackets, high ponytails, shiny kitten heels, bright red convertibles; Drive in movie kissing; sock hop dancing, book carrying, milkshake sharing, going steady, funfair dates -
KINKTOBER 2025!!! DATE EVERYTHING!!! by Aresopostale
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 Oct 2025
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Date everything Kinktober!! i know I'm starting late but #betterlatethan never
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the need for privacy by DIEmension
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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look at the tags that’s kinda it
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Amir With the Bathroom Objects by BringBackMaes14
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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This is a headcanon list that I came up with about the different relationships that Amir has with each object in both of the bathrooms! You may have seen it before on my tumblr, but I figured I'd post it here since people liked my other headcanon list so much.
Enjoy!