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Looking Up by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Mayor Celia Stipple has a lot to do in this house. A lot of objects to oversee, a lot of conflicts to resolve, all the while the human potters around and makes out with everything. But hey, no one said this job was easy.
Or, Celia's day-to-day. A collection of loosely-linked one shots with one chapter dedicated to each Dateable, with a healthy dose of Celia/Florence fluff scattered around. Can be read as standalone one-shots so you can skip to your favourites, or as an episodic story.
Updates on weekends.
Dateables with Chapters: 1-52
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Once upon a time, it was a bright and sunny day. Cindersap Forest, unfortunately, was beautiful in the summer.
When a runaway comes upon a mysterious woman by a well in the forest, they soon discover that she may become their most fearsome friend. Or, a fairy tale Emily/farmer rewrite!
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- Part 1 of Stardew Valley Fairy Tales
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- English
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- 9,400
- Chapters:
- 3/4
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Fabian mutters a spell and feels his bones grow lighter. A silvery sheen of magic coats Adaine’s hands.
Gorgug feels his heartbeat get louder as blood pumps through his brain. Kristen crouches down, flexing her muscles.
Riz holds the ball tight in his hands, eyes scanning for easy gaps. Fig cracks her knuckles, eyes on the ball and The Ball.
Ragh blows the whistle. “Play!”
It is the first ever Bad Boys versus Bad Girls Bloodrush match! But who will come out on top?
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- Part 15 of The Bad Kids Do Friendship
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bed and blanket by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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He does not need to say anything more for Betty to open her arms, her sheets lifting like a cocoon. They aren’t bright, the world too dark and the night too heavy, but they billow and shine, her outline prominent against the shadows. He tries to stop speaking, to let himself relax, but he keeps talking without his brain thinking. “Just so much work today, all the dogs needed their trim and pampering, and I slept terribly last night. I’m so sorry to come up without asking before, I’m just dead on my feet—”
“Never apologise, Matito. Come.”
Mateo just needs a good night's sleep. Can be read either as a romantic or an affectionate platonic relationship.
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A collection of 50 fluff and fun oneshots about the Bad Boys, taken from the 50 (Actually) Fun Things to Do With Friends list from Cosmopolitan.
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- Part 14 of The Bad Kids Do Friendship
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My collection of Stardew Valley fairy tale-inspired fics! Updated whenever I can.
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- 9,400
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Smosh Board AF Reality TV Universe: The Reunions by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandom: Board AF (Web Series), Smosh
15 May 2024
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Reunions for the reality TV casts from Smosh: Board AF.
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- 10,361
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Bad Kids-central fics. All set post-Fantasy High: Junior Year. The main series will be for each individual pairing, although this also includes my Fifty Ways fics and any group ones. Updates whenever I can!
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- 131,087
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- 15
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- 18
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matched wits (Ella Ashmore/Tadius) by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandom: Cinderella's Castle - Team Starkid
16 May 2025
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One-shots and vignettes of Ella and Tadius from Cinderella's Castle. Written with romantic intent, although most could be easily interpreted as platonic. Put in chronological order, but do not need to be read as such!
- Words:
- 19,532
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- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 21
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of caring doctors and useless lesbians by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
26 Dec 2024
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A sit-com style miniseries where Penny and Maru have crushes on each other - and everyone else knows it. Includes farmer-style interference, a caring doctor who is trying to do his job, and a couple of useless lesbians.
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- 15,897
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- 2
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Clean Triangles by Strawberry_kitten62
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Tydus sat alone in the corner of your bedroom, the glow of her rose-etched sword casting faint pink light across the closet door. She clutched one of her beloved pods like a talisman, her knuckles white against the tiny orb of magic and soap.
“I should be stronger than this,” she whispered to herself, voice shaking. “A warrior, a guardian... but I don’t even know if I’m me. I don’t even know if I’m—”
The closet door slammed open. Out stepped Tina, her heels clicking against the floor with the rhythmic irritation of a metronome set too high. Her earrings jingled mockingly as she crossed her arms.
“Oh my god,” Tina scoffed, rolling her eyes hard enough you could practically hear it. “Are we seriously doing this? Another identity crisis? What’s next, you going to write sad poetry about it on my staff paper?”
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12 Sep 2025
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i'll hear the fireworks outside by tapestryoftrauma
Fandoms: Cinderella's Castle - Team Starkid
31 Aug 2024
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“I just wanted to say,” he begins, glancing around the hall with a nervousness to him. “That I am here for you. All of us are. This change can’t be easy, ruling so much and so far. You have lost more than anyone should take, and yet you stand tall and prideful before us all, a noble woman and a hero to this kingdom. But you’re not alone, and if you ever… Whether it’s matters of rule, or of heart, I will be here waiting for your call.”
“Thank you, Tadius. You’re a good friend, and a good man.”
With a small acknowledging nod he steps back. “As are you Ella. The friend part, not the man—”
“I understood. Good night.”
Tadius bows shallow, smiling at her again. “Night, my queen.”
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Aka a character study of Ella Ashmore post-canon, an exploration of grief, and how friendship can develop into comfort and romance (with Tadius,,,, to be clear the romance is with Tadius)
Also Cinderella's Castle spoilers. Obviously lol
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,689
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 43
- Kudos:
- 311
- Bookmarks:
- 60
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- 2,475
Bookmarked by deepseadumpsterdiver
06 Apr 2025
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Jinx and Silco fics.
- Words:
- 13,164
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- 250
Bookmarked by deepseadumpsterdiver
02 Jan 2025
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the bad kids were a great adventuring party, adaine thought. not only did they work well together in combat, but they were always there for each other—if one of them was going through a hard time, the others were there for them even if comforting was their weak point (cough fabian cough). they were the best friends that adaine could have ever asked for in her life, and she wouldn't trade them for anything else.
sometimes, however, they were so infuriatingly oblivious that adaine wanted to strangle all of them.
[five times the bad kids didn't realise adaine and oisin were in a romantic relationship, and the one time they figured it out]
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04 Jun 2024
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I never wanted anything from you, except everything you had by bloodmachine
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
28 Dec 2022
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Clara thinks about the difference between the love of the Eleventh Doctor and the Twelfth Doctor.
Bookmarked by deepseadumpsterdiver
27 Feb 2024