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Looking Up by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Mayor Celia Stipple has a lot to do in this house. A lot of objects to oversee, a lot of conflicts to resolve, all the while the human potters around and makes out with everything. But hey, no one said this job was easy.
Or, Celia's day-to-day. A collection of loosely-linked one shots with one chapter dedicated to each Dateable, with a healthy dose of Celia/Florence fluff scattered around. Can be read as standalone one-shots so you can skip to your favourites, or as an episodic story.
Updates on weekends.
Dateables with Chapters: 1-54
Newest Chapters: 53 and 54 -
music, art and feathers spinning in blades among an array of stars by TrueHeart_0922
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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A few weeks after roaming around your house, interacting with all you can thanks to the Dateviators, you notice a few stray objects you've seemed to accidentally miss during your earlier days of combing through the house.
A pair of headphones, with a small charm hanging from it atop the office bookshelf.
Bunches of art supplies from your creative phase of life, safely stashed away in the attic.
A blender on the kitchen counter, plugged in, waiting to be used.
A dreamcatcher hanging above your nightstand, peacefully looming over you, diligently trying to protect you from your nightmares so they can bring sweet dreams after.
...You know the drill well at this point. Shoot some beams at them and see what happens from there.
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INTRODUCTIONS: Chapters 1-5
Route Work: 6 and onward for now.
Love Routes completed: 4 of 5-----
UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY!!!
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Inspired by a Tumblr comment about fauxcest with Uncle Freddy.
After a family party, Uncle Freddy comes to check on you before you go to sleep.
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- Part 12 of Playing With The Big Boys
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to love a haunted house by employedoutlaw
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Nov 2025
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Last Halloween, there was a patch to the dateviators that...didn't really work as advertised.
The human's second year dealing with corrupted, monstrous versions of their friends and lovers over the span of a week has ended. Now, they would like to relax for a while (they won't), Skylar would like for them to stop being so stubborn and self-sacrificing (they won't), and everyone else in the house would like to know what the hell is going on, please (they will, eventually).
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Drunken Cuddles by arrowsupremacy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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Sam finally drags you out of the house and you go to a bar to meet Sam's new girlfriend and a few of her other friends and after a few drinks you have a great time.. and then a few more drinks.. and by the time you get home you're wasted but not to fear! Your bed is here
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- English
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- 951
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
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The Mystery of the Lady of the Bedchamber by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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Before you were granted the ability to directly acknowledge the existence of the many, many Things in your Home, there once was a Dresser in your Bedroom named Deenah. She ran the Bedroom space like she had been the one who owned it. She was also the stabilizing member of a throuple that also included of two of the Laundry Room Circus's performers: Dirk and Harper, whose constant arguing has been having a strong negative effect on their fellow Circus performers, as well as the other people around them. You're not sure why your Dresser was in your Attic, but the idea of restoring her through investigation sounds like a fun challenge. Good too, in the long run.
With the two objects in your house that's just as nosy as you are, if not more so, right by your side, the challenge won't be so tough after all.
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- 6,354
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
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Now That You’re Gone. by sk1pssh4dly, xxxshad0wl0rd421xxx (sk1pssh4dly)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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It was perfect before you came along. You messed everything up. Sure, Eddie was slowly deteriorating, but Volt was alive. Volt was here. And you fucked it all up.
“You. Dont you think you’ve ruined enough? Get the fuck out of my club.”
[CW] Self Destructive behaviors, Drinking Problems, Death
Marked as Mature for the above reasons
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Your home used to be calm and ordinary. Now you’ve got Cam, a raccoon in a mesh shirt, and a soft spot for things that don’t belong anywhere else.
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Tumblr prompt: "could you write some smut similar to the other objectum ones you wrote, but with Betty, where the reader is getting off by grinding against her object form/her pillows and she's talking/teasing them through it?"
Player wakes up after a spicy dream, too tired to touch themself but too horny to go back to sleep. Betty helps out.
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- Part 6 of Actually Dating Things
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Made Myself Mythical by SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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You had never been trusted with more than the life of a houseplant, and yet somehow the fate of humanity now rested in your hands and yours alone.
At least, that’s what the gruff man dressed in sharp white that nearly blended into the massive dragonfly wings trailing behind him had told you when he appeared like a flash of light in your apartment.
And what to make of his towering counterpart of lightning and abyssum standing across from him, erupting from the earth not moments ago with a look of smug joy in his glowing eyes?
Caught between temptations of anarchy and the soft hold of redemption, it now falls to you to be either humanity’s greatest savior or foulest destroyer.
If these celestial beings don’t swallow you- and potentially each other- whole before your choice can be made at all.
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Under Lock and Key by UnderLockAndKeith
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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Five months after the events of A Lock Was Made For A Key, Dorian and Keith still struggle to adjust. Living together, permanent injuries, and tension between the former objects leads to lingering problems. As Keith attempts to improve, he finds himself being dragged down by his struggling body. As Dorian attempts to support Keith, he finds his friendships with the former objects becoming strained. As they attempt to move forward, the ghost of their past relationship seems to haunt them.
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This is a sequel to A Lock Was Made For A Key, please check that fic out before reading this one!
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- Part 2 of Keith x Dorian Date Everything
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Little Sparks [Power Dynamics ⚡ Drabbles] by sugxto
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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A collection of Eddie Watts, Volt, and reader drabbles that aren't long enough for a full chapter of Power Dynamics, or take place outside the canon of PD.
Prompts might include things like dry humping, morning fluff, trans breaker box boys, aftercare, role playing, girl dads, etc, with more tags and warnings to be added as more parts are posted. Ratings from G-E.
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Cut Out The Middleman by Fanfiction_Person6258
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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What if PC was able to see objects without the glasses? All the time? For their whole life? To the point where they make a conscious effort to ignore them all. Moving into their new house, they're first excited to have a space of their own. But even living alone, they can't ever have a moment of peace. But then their secret gets out, and all hell breaks loose.
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Jean Loo never really had any motivation anymore, being lonely for so long. But one letter can change a lot of things.
aka jean loo gets mad depressed after his music career fails
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The Show's Not Over Until The Rat Trap Sings by JunoRain
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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Tumblr prompt: "reader who has self-loathing issues that tend to transfer over to their first time with Vaughn. they’re happy to focus on getting their partner off, but everyone they bear their climax they try to stop or delay it. eventually they admit they’re very scared of screwing things up by cumming too quickly- but [Vaughn doesn't] care and end up forcing a few orgasms out of you while whispering sweet nothings and filthy praise".
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- Part 19 of Playing With The Big Boys
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It Started With A Click by JunoRain
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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Tumblr prompt for objectum smut featuring Mac.
After accidentally overstimulating Mac while completing an online form, the player experiments with deliberately overstimulating them.
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- Part 4 of Actually Dating Things
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Never Love An Anchor. by Kozukind
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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Love doesn’t solve everything life has already taken, it all but solidifies the joke that they are a walking failure needing rescuing. What they don’t understand is where things went wrong, if really, they can even lead a normal life with their head steady on their shoulders.
Nothing can be said, even the loudest of screams cannot snap them out of the daze that is produced by their ringing ears— silently, they realize, everything is but naught. The human had known they were born mediocre, and yet everything still hurts as much as if they were still an infant.
or: a multi-chapter interpretation of the objects co-existing with a Player suffering from past abuse and their attempts to all get along in hope of alleviating the pressure on their beloved.
All from the povs of our dateables and generally narrated in third person.
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Late night sex with Amir trying to be quiet and ultimately failing.
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That Sinking Feeling by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Nov 2025
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The Sink wants to run the place and become the President. After all, it's been a while since Celia had an opponent in an Election.
It may sound crazy, but if the Human Homeowner can essentially directly acknowledge anything's existence, it becomes very easy for boring, shy, and dependable Sinclaire to dream beyond his place and allow himself some craziness.
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When the Clock Strikes Twelve by G00d_m0urning
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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It's your first Halloween with the dateviators, ergo your fist Halloween with all of your lovers! You personally? You can't wait to spend you favorite holiday with your favorite people. All of them, though? None of them seem that enthused.
Every time you bring Halloween up, they shrug it off, and offer you a different explanation each time of what happens when the 31st rolls around each year for them.
Little do you know--little do they know--it's going to be a life changing Halloween when the clock strikes twelve.