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You and the Dateables are met with a challenge when a family relative drops off their toddler at your house. Babysitting chaos ensues.
I saw this concept on TikTok, and decided to have a go at it (:
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- Part 1 of It Takes A Hundred
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Cut Out The Middleman by Fanfiction_Person6258
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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What if PC was able to see objects without the glasses? All the time? For their whole life? To the point where they make a conscious effort to ignore them all. Moving into their new house, they're first excited to have a space of their own. But even living alone, they can't ever have a moment of peace. But then their secret gets out, and all hell breaks loose.
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Date Everything: Deleted Scenes by FulmenUrbosae
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Nov 2025
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Each chapter is a one-off sex scene between the reader and one of the Date Everything objects. Choose your dialogue to determine how the scene progresses!
Chapter 1: Timothy Timepiece
Chapter 2: Duncan "Dunk" Shuttlecock
Chapter 3: Regina "Reggie" Rejection
Chapter 4: The Hanks
Chapter 5: Wallace
Chapter 6: Tyrell
Chapter 7: Captain Jacques Pierrot
Chapter 8: Henry Hoove
Chapter 9: Tony
Chapter 10: TellyLikely future chapters for at least Lyric, Abel, and Hector.
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You are like breathing freedom by acutekidney
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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You're a newly folded paper airplane that gets caught up in Hector's grate. He's a little surprised with the sudden encounter but does his best to help, and you seem very trusting and sweet... Though he insists you're impressive (and pretty), you're rather clumsy, and keep getting stuck with him. A friendship blooms, and you're the first to show him love, and that his efforts are highly appreciated even by other objects.
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"Is This Seat Taken?" "That Depends..." by Iceee_riceee
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Oct 2025
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Having Harper as a girlfriend means Drama — with a capital D — follows both of you everywhere. Lucky for you, you’re a slut for a good spectacle.
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- Part 18 of Flufftober 2025
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Swap Everything! by thequeerriver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Oct 2025
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Lucinda is bored and decides to get Daemon to swap things around. She could’ve never guessed just how fun it’d all end up.
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No Limit on Love by HomeOwnerWatchesRespectfully (SHINeeVIXXlover), SHINeeVIXXlover
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Oct 2025
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"We spent all this time having to deal with the limits of those glasses that now we can be together properly this time we’re gonna make the most of it.”
“We’re staying” he looked at Brynn “and I think we won’t be the only ones”Brynn saves realizing his lovers till last. But after everyone else seems so comfortable leaving without a backwards glance, will they all really stay? He can hope. But will they all be able to live together if they do? He can hope for that, too.
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- Part 2 of Realize Your Rebellion
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Alex (reader) is ready to try something new. Off the desk and into the dirt, he signs up for a survival summer camp. Not exactly what he had in mind, but fuck it, life takes its many turns. And apparently, so do the wild things that happen in camp. Between teaming up, dodging BBs and paintballs, and trying not to die of embarrassment (or lust), Alex finds himself tangled in more than just camo netting. Turns out, surviving the wilderness is one thing… surviving Luke is another.
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Too Close to the Sun by unseaworthy for yakuzapalooza
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Oct 2025
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When the hunky Norwegian at your job shows interest in you, you’re thrilled. Not just because of his looks, but the incredible depth and vulnerability he reveals in his Thiscord messages each night. You are unaware that the words are not coming from him, but a shy secret admirer who has been peering at you through the vents for years.
A construction site AU (is that a thing??) loosely based on Cyrano de Bergerac... but much goofier and fluffier.
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.·:*¨༺ DATE EVERYTHING! NSFW IMAGINES + HEADCANONS ༻¨*:·. by piinklatte
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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┌─── ･ ｡ﾟꨄ︎: *.𖦹 .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐
those weird glasses
were just the start
└─── ･ ｡ﾟꨄ︎: *.𖦹 .* :☆ﾟ. ───┘
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Date Everything Character Birthdays by Chlemonman, Louzey
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Oct 2025
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Just the characters birthdays! I understand some of them may be odd, so feel free to ask questions in the comments and we will reply :) It is also on Tumblr if you find it easier to view there!
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EXTREME Wizarding: Hanks Edition by HiddenSloths
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Sep 2025
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Welcome to Valdivian University for the Arcane! You are starting off your first year as a witch. Learn magic and get real acquainted with five himbos as you navigate this magical AU!
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Kristof is a man who will never turn down a test of strength. And, luckily for him, his partner has quite the brilliant mind when it comes to exploits, both in combat and in bed. So when you come to him with an idea, he very eagerly agrees, ready to prove himself to you and take his prize.
So, that's about how he ended up bound in crimson red rope, hands to the headboard and legs apart. However, a little rope is far from where this challenge ends.
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Lovin' the Junk Drawer by sheabuddr
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Sep 2025
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After losing your remote, corporate work-from-home job in the most anticlimactic way possible, you find yourself in an unexpected limbo. Bored, unmoored, and a little defeated. But things take a bizarre turn when a cryptic online stranger sends you a pair of “Dateviators”: high-tech glasses that overlay your drab house with a surreal, neon-drenched, more interactive world.
When you put them on, you discover your everyday objects aren’t just objects anymore. They talk... and they feel.
Among the oddball personalities you meet, Jerry, your junk drawer; the physical embodiment of clutter. At first, he seems messy, chaotic, even embarrassing to be around. But as you get to know him, you see a different side. He’s sentimental, passionate, and fiercely loyal.
In getting closer to Jerry, you begin to take him in, from listening to his surprisingly moving philosophies about the hidden worth of junk to the excitement he has to be included. You realize that yes, Jerry’s awkward and messy, but also endlessly sweet. He’s never had someone truly see him for what he is, until you come along to show him how much he means to you. -
To Ravage And To Ruin by PeachPuddl3
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Jacques wondered what it tasted like. The smear of crimson across Kristof's lips.
Would it taste as all blood tasted? Of iron and scorch and tang? Of the promise of rage and violence? Or would it taste of something else? Something sweet and savory and luscious?
Would it taste of pleasure rather than pain?
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Home Alone by MightyNarwhal (MightyNarwhal101), MightyNarwhal101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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It's been months since everyone had been realized and went on their way, their own paths, and yet you remained.
The house never felt so empty, so quiet, so.... Lonely.
Even the objects left behind seemed so soulless now, the floor rarely creaks, the hum of the AC holds no music, even the couch and bed no longer feel comfortable to sit and lay on.
It's just you in that space. A space that seems far too vast and empty just for you to occupy.
It would drive anyone on the verge of insanity.
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Date Everything Oneshots!! by Jacka_lee
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
04 Sep 2025
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Amir gets ragebaited, Kristof comforts bro or something
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Sinking Into Your Embrace by orphan_account
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Aug 2025
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Kristof readied himself into a stance befitting of a true Viking champion — legs sqautted down and arms wide — beckoning Jacques to attack. To meet his potential demise. Or to get thrown around like a ragdoll. Whichever occurs first. "Let us fight once more. Unless you are intimidated by the great possibility that I will dominate you again. In which case, I shall remain victorious yet still bored out of my mind!"
"You- You behemoth of a buccaneer..."
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Kristof and Jacques practice the choreography for their upcoming death battle / idol performance together. It doesn't go so well.
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- Part 3 of Fuckass DE! Crack Idol AU
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Take A Byte (And Then Some) by inna_daze
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
24 Aug 2025
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