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"Aw, shoot. I'm sorry about that. But what does that have to do with you coming over?" You ask.
"It has everything to do with me coming over. Since I don't have a salary anymore, I can't pay rent." Your ex picks up their cup of tea and takes the tiniest of sips. "I was thinking of staying over. Like, temporarily."
"... What?"
In which everyone is your friend, Jerry's your boyfriend, and everything is fine until they aren't.
How much can you fit under your skin?
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How to Stop Wanting by ThatfishnamedManu
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Apr 2026
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It's been a few years since our former air fryer and former friar, Errol has been realized and went to live the human's world just like the others. Working as a cashier in PriceCo and eventually resigning to be a conductor and composer for a choir was all he's every dreamed beyond the doctrine itself.
Until your now human, beating heart and human brain starts to give you feelings you never anticipated would hit differently.
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Errol, after years of being realized, REALIZED his feelings for a certain pair of Microwave and Stove, and he yearns and hurts.
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- Part 5 of Date Everything fics ♡
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Date Everything Short Stories by m_zne
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Mar 2026
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A series of short stories taking place in the world of Date Everything!
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Friar Errol hates oil and you really wanted to make bacon without waking him up. It bothers him, yes, but why does he like it?
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Sugar & Spice, Love & Hate by YourDarlingBliss
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Mar 2026
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While moving into your new house, you the house in an odd state of fulfillment, certain objects left behind that shouldn’t be left behind in a brand new house you just bought. As you find a strange pair of sunglasses in your bedroom, you put them on and find that a strange woman appears behind you. Before she has the chance to say anything, you throw the glasses off of yourself and end up tripping over your own feet, falling to the ground and breaking the glasses under the impact.
After waking up from a horrible shock that stemmed from the glasses breaking, you realize quickly that you can suddenly see all of the objects in your house as real people.
It’s fun at first until concern and confusion grows as to why you can see everyone without the sunglasses…
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Date Everything Oneshots! by BluejaysBizzareBin
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 Mar 2026
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Random x Reader Oneshots in the Date Everything world! They can be platonic or romantic, so just keep that in mind. I will accept requests if asked, just be be aware I may not do it and be Polite if I choose to do so. I can do object or realized versions, just ask!
Reader will be portrayed as gender neutral unless specified otherwise
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Date Everything Excerpts (that emit radiation) by happyobbys
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Mar 2026
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I have a story writing class in college. Let's see how much fanfiction I can get away with writing for it!
A.K.A., a collection of Date Everything! short stories that follow no general narrative. Almost every relationship will be toxic in one way or another. I don't write happy endings.
Chapter one follows Tony after being kicked out by Tina.
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In love with his carnage by Seynne
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Mar 2026
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Luke witnessed Dishy fighting against the HomeOwner... and to his dismay, this has risen some very conflicted feelings within him.
Or: Night(Betty'swife" said on the Date Everything server that Luke and Dishy would be the most absurd ship, and I had to try to make it make sense, and... *wild gesture* there- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 471
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 26
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Its Not A Valid Excuse by IamtotallynotaKoala
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Mar 2026
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The homeowner wakes up with a headache, and forgets to visit the breaker box for a second night of repairs.
Is the relationship salvageable or will everyone end up hating them eventually.
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Cuddling for Warmth by start0uch_hope
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
04 Mar 2026
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The winter cold has rendered Dante's fire obsolete. Your microwave has the perfect solution to keeping you warm.
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Self-Concious by SchrodingersJigsaw
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Mar 2026
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From tumblr anon ask on chassis-and-tools:
I think a fic with your favs (you can chose!) x reader that has a lot of facial/body scars (more specifically, half their face and waist) and tries best to hide it? -
Unconditional Adoration by SchrodingersJigsaw
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 Feb 2026
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From tumblr anon ask on chassis-and-tools
I was wondering if I could request an sfw date everything fic? Specifically Tony, Luke, and Chance (all seperate) x Insecure chubby! Reader? -
Wear Out That Microwave! by SchrodingersJigsaw
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Feb 2026
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Even after realization, Luke has a hard time sleeping. You think of a way to tire out your twitchy insomniac of a microwave.
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Void My Warranty by SchrodingersJigsaw
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Feb 2026
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Luke finds the warranty agreement in the back of the microwave's manual, and promptly spirals.
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It was Valentine's Day and Daisuke had something very important to ask Luke.
Inspired by the Valentines official art
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When Milay gets reminded about Ash Wednesday, she decided to give up air fried foods for this lent season. Unfortunately, she knows that Friar Errol will most likely not take this news very well.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,138
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
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OPERATION: KINTSUGI (An Explosive Almost-Love Story!) by sammi_beari
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
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Luke Nukem found himself falling for the charming and elegant Daisuke Dishware. As he admires him from afar, Luke dreams of the day he’ll be able to be by his side. But is a relationship between the two truly possible? After all, forks don’t react very well when they’re heated in a microwave.
In other words, Daisuke fucking hates Luke.
Taking Luke’s eccentricness and carelessness into account, it’s obvious that a guy like Daisuke, who’s his complete opposite, would want nothing to do with him. So, seeing how devastated Luke is over the situation, Stefan, Freddy, and Cabrizzio decide to devise a plan to get Daisuke to see the best side of Luke.
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The ones left by Citrine_Cutie
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rapunzel (Fairy Tale), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Big Hero 6 (2014), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Newsies - All Media Types, The Owl House (Cartoon), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Mean Girls (2004), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Baymax! (Cartoon 2022), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Movie 2023), Gravity Falls, Steven Universe (Cartoon), The Hunger Games (Movies), Undertale (Video Game), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
05 Feb 2026
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I made a giant zombie apocalypse fanfic with a BUTT TON of fandoms. Be prepared for angst.
(One of my main goals in making this was to be eventually featured in a ColeyDoesThings video so If that ends up happening that would be so cool)
I'm Citrine_Cutie1776 on Tumblr!
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His Chassis by SuperCoolRockstar
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Feb 2026
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Luke loves his realized life… but he misses the feeling of you rooting around in his chassis. How to fix this dilemma? More on this at 6
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You and the Dateables are met with a challenge when a family relative drops off their toddler at your house. Babysitting chaos ensues.
I saw this concept on TikTok, and decided to have a go at it (:
***COMPLETED***
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- Part 1 of It Takes A Hundred