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A Treasure in My Hands by SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Nov 2025
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Sirens. Shape-shifting beings that haunt the Soulless Pass and weigh the morality and wills of any who dare cross their waters. Hard to survive. Even harder to capture.
But you slipped up. You got caught. And now you were being auctioned off to the highest bidder in the pirate city of the Splintered Docks.
That is, until a mysterious pair step in to orchestrate your freedom. You would think they would be more interested in the spoils that come from claiming a siren for their crew than granting you safe passage home. If they knew you were a siren, that is.
Caught between Captain Eddison Watts and Quartermaster Volt, you find yourself weighing whether home is the cove you’ve always known, or if it just might be right here on the Tidebreaker.
And what of the pesky curse traded around your home all your life as a scary story to tell the guppies? That any human who dares to love a siren meets a sudden and inescapable death brought on by the Moon herself?
Well, you never put much stock in curses anyway.
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Crashing in Motel Hell by TheTeller
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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The Hanks are finally real, and they're ready to start a new life together! When they can find a house, that is…
They ran out so excited to start their new life, they didn’t actually plan ahead of time. Now they’re stuck without a phone, cooped up in a dingy motel, and facing the new struggles of being human. AND the new struggles of being their own person.
Now that they're real, their hivemind connection to each other is severed, and they feel lost in their new feeling of… selfhood. This feeling coupled with the ever-growing tension hanging in the air and lingering gazes at each other are giving them new ideas on how to tether their minds together again. Hopefully they can wrap it all up in one night.
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Kissless loser yearning Hanks that aren’t together yet + goofy shit = this
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Total Eclipse of the Heart by RustEcho
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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This is it, they are all gone and they have build their own lives - this is what you wanted right? So why can you not move on as well?
Not sure how often I will update this, it comes as it comes
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Best Seat In The House by UnknownArtist27
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Nov 2025
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Post Realization of The Hanks! YN and the Hanks decide to challenge themselves and go a full week without sex or masturbating and someone (not gonna name names *cough cough* Hank #3 *cough cough*) finds he can't wait another day. He gets caught masturbating just 24 hours before the challenge ends and now he's gonna have to be punished... Unfortunately this pervert enjoys his punishment and the fun continues. It was supposed to be a one off, but I couldn't help myself. Enjoy!
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"She's In The Frame, Bro!" by UnknownArtist27
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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“So like—our house? It used to be legendary.
We’re talkin’ wild parties, deep friendships, history, awards, probably ghosts. Okay, maybe not that last part…
But now? It’s just us five bros, a fridge full of Red Bull, and one camera-shy house homie who moved in outta nowhere!
When the college hits us with the news: “Fix your rep or lose the house.”
We naturally decide to save it the only way we know how: Film something awesome. Win the big contest, and pop a celebratory ollie.
But like… somewhere between backflips, community service, and shirtless car washes, feelings start to get… Feel-y. Turns out, saving the house with the bros might be easier than resisting the girl behind the camera.Her name’s (Y/N). She’s smart, kinda mysterious, and the gnarliest chick around!”
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Date Everything- NSFW Alphabet by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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I'm doing that NSFW Alphabet thing for Date everything!
Don't know if I'm going to get to everyone but uh---
here goes nothing!
Also I'm not tagging all the characters...
I also have a blog now! date-everything-hcs on Tumblr! Come check it out if you're interested!
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Some other beginning's end by DragonflyOverWater
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
After the happy ending, when life continues, gets complicated, gets messy, the Hanks have to navigate new challenges in a kind of relationship they've never had. But love is there to guide them along with the one person who's been there every step of the way.
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- Part 2 of Hankering for Himbos
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No Nut November? What, like we're allergic? by milkmustache64
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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The Hanks take on their *hardest* challenge yet ;)
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"Hey. Has, heh, has anyone…y'know…?"
"Gone upstairs?"
Three grinned wickedly, biting his lower lip slightly as he nodded. His hand squeezed at Two's shoulder, his voice low and husky.
"Got any compliments 'bout our party favor yet?"
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Frat parties at The Hanks’ go crazy, especially when they invite guests to have a little fun with their “party favor”
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H5nk gets passed around like a blunt
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Just a grocery run! Nothing else :)
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Hank 3's Fantastical Adventures in Bottoming by cheeseyblue
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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Hank 3, in his experience, always had a specific role to fill-that of the flirty and often dominant pants hanger-and this did NOT change after Realization.
He still blew kisses at pretty ladies that smiled at him as he walked down the street, still winked at the nurses and doctors at the hospital as he made his rounds, still sexted the everloving DAYLIGHTS out of his boyfriends and their House Homie.
Still topped each and every one of his boyfriends, which led him to this exact moment, on this exact day, with exactly 65% confidence.
"You…""Wanna bottom?"
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Hank 3 bottoms for his boyfriends for the first time and really, REALLY vibes with it. Like a lot. Like WAY too much, even. RIP to the days where he was laying pipe...
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Written in Blood by thehoneycrypt
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Hank 3 has a journal.
Hidden under a false bottom, the journal harbors his innermost secrets. Its leather cover is weathered from years of use, its pages stained with spilled ink and tears.
Hank 1 makes the mistake of finding it.
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A Himbo’s Headshave by SapphireFruit
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Nov 2025
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Dirk lucks out in a bet between him and Hank Five, and Hank Five must submit to a fetish he never knew his husband possessed.
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That Sinking Feeling by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Nov 2025
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The Sink wants to run the place and become the President. After all, it's been a while since Celia had an opponent in an Election.
It may sound crazy, but if the Human Homeowner can essentially directly acknowledge anything's existence, it becomes very easy for boring, shy, and dependable Sinclaire to dream beyond his place and allow himself some craziness.
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Contact Sports and the Art of Romance by HiddenSloths
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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Since Realizing the Hanks, you've all be living together as a polycule. But on this fateful night, your wildest fantasies finally come true.
May use this to continue off with small one-shots that involve singular or multiple Hanks.
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Hank Herrera- a young single dad- juggles the burdens of attending university and working multiple jobs in an effort to support his baby girl, Hannah Maria. Yet, a chance encounter with an accident-prone blond who says he's one of four Hanks sets him on the path towards a more fulfilling life. Shenanigans and mishaps are a given when caring for a baby, but anything is possible with his fellow Hanks and fraternity brothers' help.
However, when the past comes calling, Hank is forced to make difficult choices that will alter the lives of both him and his daughter. Will he make the right decisions? Will he be able to give Hannah Maria the life she deserves? Or will everything come crumbling down like a deck of cards?
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Takes, and takes, and takes. by polyhanks
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Nov 2025
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The Hanks try to settle down after getting realized.. but it seems the real world isn’t as radical.
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Sore by Th3_Fluffi3st_B33z_Youv3_3v3r_S33n
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Oct 2025
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The Hanks are facing their biggest challenge yet, sore muscles. Luckily for them they have you to help them!
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Takes One To Know Five by milkmustache64
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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A BUNCH of miscellaneous Hanks x Reader blurbs! Could be headcanons, one-shots, etc. Each chapter will be labeled accordingly!
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Date Everything- Misc. Emoji Headcanons by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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Answering headcanons based on the an ask list (link below)
This is mostly just for fun and to keep me writing!
Link: https://magnolias-court.tumblr.com/day/2022/03/08