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The Ways I Love You by Thatgayguykai
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
16 Jul 2025
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After the human changed the Hanks’ lives for the better, Hanks Five comes to terms with what the Hanks mean to him with the help of some friends.
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Prologue: Hank 5 confides in Teddy
Chapter 1: Hank 5 confronts Hank 1
Chapter 2: Hank 5 confronts Hank 2
Chapter 3: Hank 5 confronts Hank 3
Chapter 4: Hank 5 confronts Hank 4
Chapter 5: Hanks 1, 2, 3, and 4 repay 5. -
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"I didn't want to wear this," Dirk grumbled, embarrassment coursing through his veins despite the fact he knew the last thing on the Hank's mind would be judging him.
"I can't see why not," Hank 2 hummed, raking his eyes over Dirk's body, gaze lingering on his thighs.
It hits Dirk suddenly just how much the Hanks seemed to be enjoying this. They'd dropped the usual 'bro' lingo completely, and they looked almost hungry, as if they wanted to eat Dirk whole. The desire in their eye's made Dirk squirm slightly where he stood, and he realised that he really wouldn't care what the Hanks did to him right now, as long as they were doing something.
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Based on @umikochannart fanart on Instagram! Please go check it out <3
[Continuation to 'Dreaming']Series
- Part 7 of Date Everything
- Part 5 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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Robin by Anonymous for AeLikesToPlay
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Batman - All Media Types
15 Jul 2025
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The DC Au no one asked for, but I deeply wanted <3
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"Woah, your Robin cosplay is sick man!" The ginger guy exclaimed, giving him a once over that was clearly very much just him checking Dirk out.
"My what-" Dirk starts, squinting in confusion, before it dawns on him, these men think he's dressing up, like some insane person going to a costume part at four in the fucking morning. However, given the fact technically no one was supposed to know he was here, pretending he wasn't actually himself might be the perfect solution, "Oh- yeah! My cosplay!" He says quickly (and maybe a bit too enthusiasticly), "Thanks!"
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- Part 6 of Date Everything
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Killing in Several Different Ways by HouseOfElves
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Jul 2025
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It's your second semester of college and nothing seems to be interesting... Nothing except The Hanks.
They seem to be the only people giving you the time of day despite them being seniors. Your friends, Curt and Rod, are only occupied with getting their own futures secure in fashion design, and you can't blame them, especially since your future is becoming more and more uncertain. So, in the meantime you live it up with the rowdy fivesome and take their exclusive invite to this year's "Hell Week" for incoming pledges.
But the hazing takes an unfortunate turn when the first pledge ends up dead during a seemingly harmless prank-and many others following the first?
Can you survive the school year?
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Hank 5 has a dream where he has a baby, and when he wakes up he mourns the loss of his nonexistent child. He talks through these feelings with Dirk and the conversation reveals more that either of them intended.
[Continuation to 'Pretty when you cry']
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"Oh love, come here," Dirk said empathically, taking Hank 5 into his arms and hugging him tightly. The man burried his face into the crook of Dirk's neck, despratley trying to regulate his breathing as he hiccuped slightly.
"And in real life it will never be like that!" Hank 4 continued, "We can't have a child that looks like all of us, it's not biologically possible! I want a baby that's a part of all the people I love, not just a part of me! And in my dream I had that!" A tear runs slowly down Hank's cheek, and Dirk resists the overwhelming urge to kiss it off.
"And now I don't anymore," Hank trails off, staring at the wall as he wiped his eye's.
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- Part 5 of Date Everything
- Part 4 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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Jealousy's a Hank by SuperSunGunner
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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When the Hanks had become human, they thought that they had everything figured out—they found the love of their life, they’re all following their dreams—life couldn’t get any better!
Until they realized that all of the objects in the house were getting a little too clingy with their human. Toolboxes that incessantly flirt, Video Game consoles that liked being twirled in the air—and don’t get them started on the Topless Oil Competition in the gym!
So what do they do? They were afraid. What if they get replaced? They go to the two people who had the strongest and healthiest relationship in the entire house! That’s what!
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The Hanks take some bad advice from Harper and Dirk. Thus turning the house upside down.
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“I wanna be a dad” by Mysticc_drabbles
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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After being realized Hank 5 is finally given the opportunity to achieve his dreams of becoming a dad, along the way he starts to grow a deeper emotional bond with the men he loves most
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Harper picks a fight with Dirk and he goes to the Hanks for comfort, they find several different ways to help cheer him up ;)
[Continuation to 'Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends']
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It was weird, him and Harper fought all the time but those fights had never made him feel this shitty. Dirk always craved distance from her after an argument, sure, but he'd never actually run away from Harper before.
Until now.
Because now he had somewhere to run to. Now he had the Hanks.
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- Part 2 of Date Everything
- Part 2 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Anonymous
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Jul 2025
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What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?
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Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?
"Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"
Dirk cut himself off.
Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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- Part 1 of Date Everything
- Part 1 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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Rolling my CHANCES for your love. by yesitsmereader
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Jul 2025
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- Words:
- 799
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Good Boys Love To Whine by yurilyn
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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Hank 5 wants to be a father! Luckily he’s got a pretty lady (you) who wants to milk him dry!
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Extreme Measures by shadowlord420sgf
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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After a near-disastrous adventure, the Hanks confess what they've been trying to prove to you all along.
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Hank 4 and Hank 5 stayed home while the others were out. You "interrupted" them while they were in the closet.
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- Part 3 of Five Guys: The Hanks Edition
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Date everything x You [Request open] by Razzletwist
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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When I mean Date everything x you, REQUEST ARE IN A FORM, I MEAN IT, there is no fucking limits of character(unless their an actual animal or any of that shi)
I don't give a literal fuck on what your preference is ,read the first chapter for more explanation :). -
Brought to you by Red Bowl by Blippysippydanippy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Jun 2025
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Hank cuddling time!!!
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The Hanks have thinking about a lot recently (surprising I know) about their futures and lives after being adrenalin junkies and have thought about Hank number 5's dream of being a dad, and it has brought up some interesting possibilities...and they know just who to talk too.
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like doves in the wind by orphan_account
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
19 Jun 2025
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hank 5 🤤
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Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, and Hank! by Thatgayguykai
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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It’s day three since you’ve met Skylar Specs, and the Hanks are bringing you along for their latest adventure!
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The Hanks are cool! You want to boink them.