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The Strange Case of Volt and Eddie Watts by bleed1ng_ne0ns, S0lar_1s
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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If things weren’t so bad, he could maybe train someone, but as of right now that was out of the question. Even with his in-depth knowledge, he was barely keeping up. He was spread too damn thin.
All he needed was someone to help him manage the power, run the bar, help with upkeep. Someone who knew what he needed and how to help. Someone to handle some of the charge while he tried to fix his own fucking mistakes. But people like that didn’t fall out of the sky. If Eddie wanted help like that, he’d be better off just making someone himself.
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Now that’s a thought. Eddie’s hands paused, their movement halting.
Was something like that even possible?What if, when Eddie was splitting Volt from himself, something went wrong? Something like getting the two of them trapped in one body, perhaps?
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Nerds Like Sports Too!(mostly the players) by Foxity_Tox
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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A story I have been thinking of for days. I really love Hank #5 haha! I'm still not sure where thisis going or when it will be being updated but it will hopefully be pretty long. (Maybe a slowburn I haven't decided yet)
[Disclaimer the only characters in this I own are Trixie and Tracey the rest all belong to Date Everything]Summary may be updated after this story is over but I might forget
NOT BETA READ! Feel free to tell me any errors in spelling or grammar :3 Also may be ooc so if it is feel free to correct me
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Unexpected Sugar Mommy by CryCry
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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MC is a lonely, rich woman that stumbled upon an ad to 'foster' some teenagers. What she didn't expect was to have a group of not-so-teenager-looking-guys getting dropped off, all disoriented and ecstatic to start their latest 'adventure' in life. MC is there to help, begrudgingly, out of pity for the previous 'foster' parent of the five himbos.
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The Hank's absolutely love Washford and thinks he's awesome, admiring him. And it's starting to get to the point it's quite intense. So Washford thought if he acknowledge the Hanks, they would leave him alone. But it only went for the worst, as it made them even more excited. And Hank 3 had the biggest reaction, meanwhile being the most freakiest of all the Hanks. Which made Washford question think what is wrong with them.
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- 795
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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the hanks oneshots !! (date everything) by metalyummy, necrolimb
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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Really can Fix Anything? by Soroko
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Aug 2025
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Everyone in the house knows that Tony can fix anything, but can he really fix anything? Even if it's something that cost himself something? Tony doesn't back down from a challenge, especially from others.
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- English
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- 1,120
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- 1/?
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A Team Effort by shadowlord420sgf
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Aug 2025
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You dress up as a cheerleader for the Hanks.
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radical and extreme...cuddle sesh! by gh0st__friend
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Aug 2025
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The Hanks comfort the Player after every other object leaves, possibly to never return. Turns out, that comes with some extra feelings attached.
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Let Water Roll Down Your Back by TalusTalus
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
04 Aug 2025
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The Hanks return from their world wide trip. Hank 3 then decides he needs a shower, for some stress relief. Then Hank 4 and 5 join him.
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- Part 2 of Date Everything Oneshots
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Morning Sun and Golden Hair by ManBehindBars
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Aug 2025
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Hank 4 moves a lot in his sleep and Hank 2 can't sleep because of it. (All the Hanks share a huge bed or two beds pulled together)
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cough syrup (one more spoon) by soulsslime (soulslime)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Jul 2025
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A bitter laugh bubbles up from Dirk’s throat at the situation that always seemed to creep up into their relationship. He can’t help it, really. Even if it’s a mean, bitter and cold tone, Dirk couldn’t help the fact that this was all too rich. All he wanted was to go back to the laundry room and have some sort of peace after having a decent night with some friends, but even that was too much. Harper yells and accuses him of doing something he’s not doing, Dirk has to defend himself. He waits for things to get better, they never do. He spirals and wonders about his own self-worth, it ends up bad. His life was a circle and he was tired, but never knew what to do about it. Dirty laundry is always going to need a place to be put; they’re always going to be orbiting each other even if they break it off.
This was just….his life. They’re not good for each other and they both know it, but neither of them wanted to break it off; even if Dirk was tired of it, he resigned himself to his learned helplessness, hence the bitter laugh.
or: Dirk and Harper break up, and Dirk finds out that The Hanks are exceptionally good at figuring out jumbled up feelings.
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What if the player was drunk one night after drinking in the breaker box, and they decided to made and eat hot pot in the toilet/Jean Loo? Made this out of pure boredom, and kind of curious how it would go. Don't ask me how drunk the player was to eat hot pot in a toilet.
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Protection? The only protection I know is knee pads!
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My oc Hobert Horse (A hobbyhorse) meets The Hanks
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The Hanks x Reader (Oneshot) by Yumi_luvs_BL
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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Hank 1 runs a thumb along the seam of your sleeve. “You’re the constant in this tumble cycle. The balance point.”
You laugh softly. “You’re being poetic again.”
Hank 2 nods toward the open dryer. “Do you think it’s possible to miss being a hanger?”
“Do you?” you ask.
He doesn’t answer right away. “I think… I liked the way you used to look at us. But now? Now I can look back. That feels better.”
Hank 3 pops his head up from the dryer lid. “Not gonna lie, I do miss dangling dramatically. But I can dangle on you now.”
You raise a brow. “Try it and I’ll fold you like a sweater.”
“I’m listening,” he purrs.
Hank 4 barks a laugh. “That’s it. They’re into folding kinks. Knew it.”
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The Ways I Love You by Thatgayguykai
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
16 Jul 2025
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After the human changed the Hanks’ lives for the better, Hanks Five comes to terms with what the Hanks mean to him with the help of some friends.
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Prologue: Hank 5 confides in Teddy
Chapter 1: Hank 5 confronts Hank 1
Chapter 2: Hank 5 confronts Hank 2
Chapter 3: Hank 5 confronts Hank 3
Chapter 4: Hank 5 confronts Hank 4
Chapter 5: Hanks 1, 2, 3, and 4 repay 5. -
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"I didn't want to wear this," Dirk grumbled, embarrassment coursing through his veins despite the fact he knew the last thing on the Hank's mind would be judging him.
"I can't see why not," Hank 2 hummed, raking his eyes over Dirk's body, gaze lingering on his thighs.
It hits Dirk suddenly just how much the Hanks seemed to be enjoying this. They'd dropped the usual 'bro' lingo completely, and they looked almost hungry, as if they wanted to eat Dirk whole. The desire in their eye's made Dirk squirm slightly where he stood, and he realised that he really wouldn't care what the Hanks did to him right now, as long as they were doing something.
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Based on @umikochannart fanart on Instagram! Please go check it out <3
[Continuation to 'Dreaming']Series
- Part 7 of Date Everything
- Part 5 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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Robin by Anonymous for AeLikesToPlay
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Batman - All Media Types
15 Jul 2025
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The DC Au no one asked for, but I deeply wanted <3
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"Woah, your Robin cosplay is sick man!" The ginger guy exclaimed, giving him a once over that was clearly very much just him checking Dirk out.
"My what-" Dirk starts, squinting in confusion, before it dawns on him, these men think he's dressing up, like some insane person going to a costume part at four in the fucking morning. However, given the fact technically no one was supposed to know he was here, pretending he wasn't actually himself might be the perfect solution, "Oh- yeah! My cosplay!" He says quickly (and maybe a bit too enthusiasticly), "Thanks!"
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- Part 6 of Date Everything
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Killing in Several Different Ways by HouseOfElves
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Jul 2025
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It's your second semester of college and nothing seems to be interesting... Nothing except The Hanks.
They seem to be the only people giving you the time of day despite them being seniors. Your friends, Curt and Rod, are only occupied with getting their own futures secure in fashion design, and you can't blame them, especially since your future is becoming more and more uncertain. So, in the meantime you live it up with the rowdy fivesome and take their exclusive invite to this year's "Hell Week" for incoming pledges.
But the hazing takes an unfortunate turn when the first pledge ends up dead during a seemingly harmless prank-and many others following the first?
Can you survive the school year?
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Hank 5 has a dream where he has a baby, and when he wakes up he mourns the loss of his nonexistent child. He talks through these feelings with Dirk and the conversation reveals more that either of them intended.
[Continuation to 'Pretty when you cry']
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"Oh love, come here," Dirk said empathically, taking Hank 5 into his arms and hugging him tightly. The man burried his face into the crook of Dirk's neck, despratley trying to regulate his breathing as he hiccuped slightly.
"And in real life it will never be like that!" Hank 4 continued, "We can't have a child that looks like all of us, it's not biologically possible! I want a baby that's a part of all the people I love, not just a part of me! And in my dream I had that!" A tear runs slowly down Hank's cheek, and Dirk resists the overwhelming urge to kiss it off.
"And now I don't anymore," Hank trails off, staring at the wall as he wiped his eye's.
Series
- Part 5 of Date Everything
- Part 4 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends