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Hank 3's Fantastical Adventures in Bottoming by cheeseyblue
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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Hank 3, in his experience, always had a specific role to fill-that of the flirty and often dominant pants hanger-and this did NOT change after Realization.
He still blew kisses at pretty ladies that smiled at him as he walked down the street, still winked at the nurses and doctors at the hospital as he made his rounds, still sexted the everloving DAYLIGHTS out of his boyfriends and their House Homie.
Still topped each and every one of his boyfriends, which led him to this exact moment, on this exact day, with exactly 65% confidence.
"You…""Wanna bottom?"
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Hank 3 bottoms for his boyfriends for the first time and really, REALLY vibes with it. Like a lot. Like WAY too much, even. RIP to the days where he was laying pipe...
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A collection of my oneshots about agere!reader x The Hanks <3 this is FULLY SAFE FOR WORK and the chapters will be labeled heavily for any possible trigger warnings. Thank you for reading!!
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Total Eclipse of the Heart by RustEcho
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Oct 2025
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This is it, they are all gone and they have build their own lives - this is what you wanted right? So why can you not move on as well?
Not sure how often I will update this, it comes as it comes
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Takes One To Know Five by milkmustache64
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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A BUNCH of miscellaneous Hanks x Reader blurbs! Could be headcanons, one-shots, etc. Each chapter will be labeled accordingly!
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Bitter Longing Turned Sweet by HiddenSloths for Bcat-23
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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The Hanks had to leave you on your own for two weeks. It's a day before their return, and you've been so lonely. But, unbeknownst to you, it wouldn't last long
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The Way We Live Now by basilhallward (azen13)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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After realizing all the Dateables in your house, you can finally settle down with your five handsome himbo husbands and enjoy life as it comes to the six of you.
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Detective's Mafia by Ashlee_Writes
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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Hank Three is a detective, the other Hanks are not. The other Hanks are obsessed, lovingly, Hank Three is obsessed, with getting them arrested.
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BMC Everything! by Note_alquin
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
08 Oct 2025
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When resurfaced hyperfixation meets current hyperfixation:
The story of Parker Heere! High schooler trying to get with a girl through swallowing an odd computer pill… that never goes wrong right?THIS IS LITERALLY BE MORE CHILL SLIGHTLY REWRITTEN FOR MY OWN LIKING!!
DATE EVERYTHING CHARACTERS ALSO TWEAKED TO FIT INTO THE STORY IM SORRY IF I DIDNT MAKE YOUR FAVORITE JUSTICE!! <333If POVs changes im sorry, this is my first fic since i was like 13....
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When you finally break away from the stress of school and spend a month on the famed beaches of California, how will you fare when you have to leave?
(reader's gender isn't specified so picture this however u want)
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The Best Seat In The House by UnknownArtist27
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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Post Realization of The Hanks! YN and the Hanks decide to challenge themselves and go a full week without sex or masturbating and someone (not gonna name names *cough cough* Hank #3 *cough cough*) finds he can't wait another day. He gets caught masturbating just 24 hours before the challenge ends and now he's gonna have to be punished... Unfortunately this pervert enjoys his punishment and the fun continues. It was supposed to be a one off, but I couldn't help myself. Enjoy!
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That Sinking Feeling by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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The Sink wants to run the place and become the President. After all, it's been a while since Celia had an opponent in an Election.
It may sound crazy, but if the Human Homeowner can essentially directly acknowledge anything's existence, it becomes very easy for boring, shy, and dependable Sinclaire to dream beyond his place and allow himself some craziness.
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Five First Dates by DragonflyOverWater
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
04 Oct 2025
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It was a little over a year and a half after Realization when the Hanks showed up on your doorstep with a proposition. They've been out exploring the world, but there's something they still haven't found. Maybe you can help?
This is kind of goofy, and doesn't need to be taken seriously. Hopefully still a fun time
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What do they know? by KaitheGaefrenchfri
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Oct 2025
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Before Redbowl, what was of the hanks? Well now we can find out!
Inspired by a TikTok comment.
The hanks are in Highschool, only 17 when each of them are recruited to become apart of the new biggest stunt group. THE HANKS!! How will life go with these himbos suddenly gaining a large amount of fame and traction, when they were just now ordinary high school students? And will love blossom? What happens when their publicist-in-training is a sweetheart who they all can’t help but admit they’re at least a bit attracted to?
Find out soon!!
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- English
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- 259
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
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Date Everything- NSFW Alphabet by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Oct 2025
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I'm doing that NSFW Alphabet thing for Date everything!
Don't know if I'm going to get to everyone but uh---
here goes nothing!
Also I'm not tagging all the characters...
I also have a blog now! date-everything-hcs on Tumblr! Come check it out if you're interested!
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A Himbo’s Headshave by SapphireFruit
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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Dirk lucks out in a bet between him and Hank Five, and Hank Five must submit to a fetish he never knew his husband possessed.
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Contact Sports and the Art of Romance by HiddenSloths
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Sep 2025
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Since Realizing the Hanks, you've all be living together as a polycule. But on this fateful night, your wildest fantasies finally come true.
May use this to continue off with small one-shots that involve singular or multiple Hanks.
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Date Everything- Misc. Emoji Headcanons by LadySpade101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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Answering headcanons based on the an ask list (link below)
This is mostly just for fun and to keep me writing!
Link: https://magnolias-court.tumblr.com/day/2022/03/08
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Date Everything Short Stories by m_zne
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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A series of short stories taking place in the world of Date Everything!
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"She's In The Frame, Bro!" by UnknownArtist27
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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“So like—our house? It used to be legendary.
We’re talkin’ wild parties, deep friendships, history, awards, probably ghosts. Okay, maybe not that last part…
But now? It’s just us five bros, a fridge full of Red Bull, and one camera-shy house homie who moved in outta nowhere!
When the college hits us with the news: “Fix your rep or lose the house.”
We naturally decide to save it the only way we know how: Film something awesome. Win the big contest, and pop a celebratory ollie.
But like… somewhere between backflips, community service, and shirtless car washes, feelings start to get… Feel-y. Turns out, saving the house with the bros might be easier than resisting the girl behind the camera.Her name’s (Y/N). She’s smart, kinda mysterious, and the gnarliest chick around!”
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Love Comes in Letterman Jackets by Aresopostale
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Sep 2025
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THE HANKS!!!! College AU
Each Hank gets their own chapter, I started rushing at the end im so sorry I skimped Hank 5 a little I didn't mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!