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You’ve done it! You’ve realized all the objects in your house and finally made them into humans who can go off and live their own lives! Unfortunately, it looks like you didn’t think this through all the way.
Dorian has gone off on his own to work in the nightclub scene as a bouncer—a job that just seemed right for him—but he’s begun to notice the disturbing cognitive effects of the realization process. He looks human, he sounds human, and he has a human job, but is still haunted by the memory of being an inanimate door everywhere he looks.
Unbeknownst to you are the deep and tangled psychological consequences of realization. Dorian was supposed to be a human. He was never supposed to be feeling this way! Can he truly embrace humanity… or is a door all he’ll ever be?
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Looking Up by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Mayor Celia Stipple has a lot to do in this house. A lot of objects to oversee, a lot of conflicts to resolve, all the while the human potters around and makes out with everything. But hey, no one said this job was easy.
Or, Celia's day-to-day. A collection of loosely-linked one shots with one chapter dedicated to each Dateable, with a healthy dose of Celia/Florence fluff scattered around. Can be read as standalone one-shots so you can skip to your favourites, or as an episodic story.
Updates on weekends.
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daemon :: run out of content = Not Yet. Not Yet. Not Yet. by Eyeball_Enby
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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It’s been a while since Diana realised the dresser under her wasn’t quite right, but now, with her mind a little more her own, she hopes to prod a little deeper than their usual circular nonsense ramblings when she finds herself dragged to nowhere but somewhere.
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Couch Comforts: Full and Warm by Eyeball_Enby
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Nov 2025
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With the strain of taking care of the rescue lifted somewhat by the house-owner’s help, Mateo finds some comfort in Koa, and Koa in him.
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As Separate Entities by Anonymous
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Oct 2025
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Eddie believed Volt deserves better. It was best this way, even if it hurt.
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- Part 1 of The Second Split
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Search Function by saffron_finch
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Sep 2025
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While exploring her old neighborhood for answers about who she used to be, Zoey Bennett stumbles upon a strange house with a stranger resident.
Only time will tell if recruiting that resident to help her in her search will do more harm or good.
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the very last week of june by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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Volt has awoken to the sound of Eddie’s pained whimpers before. It is, unfortunately, not an uncommon occurrence. Usually, it means the wiring is acting up again. Usually, Volt would curl closer, press a palm against Eddie’s side, and hum quietly against his skin until the tremors eased.
Tonight, though, the sound is more alarming.
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The Breaker Box burns.
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When Eddie gets wasted, truly wasted, he is…not himself. He gets to a point where he needs to fuck someone, or he will die trying. So Volt helps him, knowing every time Eddie will forget in the morning.
Volt cries. Eddie laughs.
And Eddie remembers.
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Melancholic Morning 🌧 by Samtheblob
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Stephen wakes up feeling sad and who better to comfort him than a French toilet rapper?
BIG WARNING ⚠
This is my first ever fanfic and my first time posting on ao3. This is an oc x character fic aswell.
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- English
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- 958
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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Their kisses are practiced dances, with moves perfected through the years and remembered more easily than breathing. Eddie knows every ridge of Volt’s lips, every note the sounds of his breath make, every flavor present in the taste of his tongue.
It’s obvious to Eddie when something is different.
And there’s something foreign in this kiss - sweet, potent, intoxicating.
Something that’s his.
“You taste like them.”
or, Eddie comes back from an errand to find some lines were blurred while he was out.
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Darkest, Deepest, Unholiest by avandranus for C-chan (1001paperboxes)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Sep 2025
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Something is about to go bump in the night...
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Static Reflections by whimsicrow
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Aug 2025
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Eddie realises he may be catching feelings for the home’s resident mirror. He of course pushes these feelings down and tries to be grumpy about the whole thing. Turns out that he is NOT so subtle about it when he starts realising this mirror might be more to him than just an acquaintance.
Eddie is so dense about his own hidden feelings towards Amir, that he never even realised that Amir’s “meaningless” flirting — might not be so meaningless after all. Amir had been trying to get Eddie to notice these feelings for so long. What will he do when Eddie finally realises his rapidly growing feelings for him and suddenly wants to act on them. Will Amir accept despite the coldness Eddie had put towards him.
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The Beating of His Heart by ZuZu1301
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Aug 2025
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Being human is a lot different for Eddie and Volt yet Eddie feels like there's a gaping hole in his chest and he doesn't know what's missing until it hits him like a truck.
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The Player realizes Skylar, and with that the dateviators are gone. However, Daisuke falls into a state of despair. The one chance to become more than himself, gone.
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So… maybe Volt always being on did have its downsides when he was still the electricity and Eddie was still the wires and they were both still living in that apartment above their club back at the human’s house.
But Volt and Eddie don’t have to worry about that now that they are human, with their own lives and their own bar and living space. They don’t. Eddie doesn’t have to worry because everything is fine.
Volt has never been so tired in his entire life.
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“We can stop if—”
“No.”
Rod blinks.
He didn’t expect Curt to answer with such…certainty, let alone with that much speed.
“First time for everything, right?”
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nothing too crazy. if the wording is weird anywhere it's bc i'm a songwriter lmao.
my first (and probably only) fic so pls be nice to me :D my boys don't get enough love and idc what it says in canon THEY'RE IN LOVE
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more gain on the left monitor, please by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Aug 2025
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Back in the 70s, things were different. Maybe not better, but easier. Lighter. For Eddie, who could manage with what he had, and for Rainey, who could dance and spin and twirl like there was no tomorrow.
Unfortunately, times and people change.
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violations of paschen's law by Calzoned
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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If Eddie wasn’t strong enough to handle things on his own, maybe Volt should just take over.
Volt chuckled bitterly, remembering that careless comment with rancor. Such a gross misunderstanding of the core of who he was, who they were. As if there could be a world conceived in which it was not the two of them, Volt-and-Eddie, Eddie-and-Volt. Working in tandem, two halves of the same current, always meant to run parallel.
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In the wake of a betrayal, Volt takes care of the one he loves most.
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Unexpected Sugar Mommy by CryCry
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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MC is a lonely, rich woman that stumbled upon an ad to 'foster' some teenagers. What she didn't expect was to have a group of not-so-teenager-looking-guys getting dropped off, all disoriented and ecstatic to start their latest 'adventure' in life. MC is there to help, begrudgingly, out of pity for the previous 'foster' parent of the five himbos.
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After losing the man he loved—and the only person who ever truly knew him—Chance is trying to survive in a world he was never meant to be part of.
When a stranger at a bar looks exactly like the one he lost, Chance falls fast. Maybe too fast.