carbonarajerald
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a presidential proposal by carbonarajerald
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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Late one night, the newly elected President arrives on your doorstep (with secret service agents in tow) to ask to continue your relationship.
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angel food cake by carbonarajerald
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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Headcanons for Stefan with a reader who likes to cook / bake (and isn't half bad at it, either).
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first place, always (goes both ways) by carbonarajerald
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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Headcanons for how Stepford shows and reacts to romantic affection.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,139
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 48
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Timothy lashes out at you when you break one of his precious pocketwatches, sending you away - a few days later, you find him apologetic after having done some self reflection (with the help of someone that literally reflects).
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day 26 - candlelit by carbonarajerald
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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You go out to dinner with Jon Wick, away from his pursuit of justice for once.
Series
- Part 26 of date-tober 2025
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date-tober 2025 by carbonarajerald
Fandom: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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based on kinktober / flufftober / etc, i made a prompt list for myself based on fall and halloween activities, and have been writing a fic with a dateable every day of the month!
original tumblr masterlist viewable here: https://www.tumblr.com/carbon-dating-everything/793964783907045376
- Words:
- 24,986
- Works:
- 26
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The Date Everything Theory by AmALoaf
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Oct 2025
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-this is not a typical fic, more of a rough outline I would have turned into a video or essay if I had the resources-
Welcome to my thesis paper about how the canon of Date Everything can be explained with REAL scientific research I spent months collecting. In this first round we will discuss what makes an object sentient, Eddie and Volt's split, and why certain dateables are able to exist despite not being furniture or tangible mass.
This can also be used as supplementary reading for my main fic, 'The Realization of a Five Year Plan', since the headcanons and theories discussed here are used there as well.
Bookmarked by carbonarajerald
14 Oct 2025
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tell me a line, make it easy for me by skankonia (microdosing)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
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Like the dismissing of the gelato wasn’t the greatest faux-paux on that date. He knows you better than to let that slip away.
“So … uninspired, I guess.”
Unlike you. The words go unsaid like many things before. Cabrizzio embraces the implication instead of seeing you for what you are. “That spark was missing, hm?” He’s tracing patterns on any patch of skin that’s available to him, curls trailing up and down on your legs. You concentrate on the haphazard sketches that carry little meaning but tightens this pressure in your chest each time he makes contact again. You don’t know if you’ve edged closer to him or if he lets his hold slip so slightly on the counter but you’re certain he can hear how hard your heart beats.
You come home after a bad date and, luckily, have one cigarette left. Your house conspires against you but at least there's one person who can hear you out.
Bookmarked by carbonarajerald
14 Oct 2025
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we're alone now and i'm singing this song for you by skankonia (microdosing)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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No matter how assured he is, a small sliver wonders if this supposed insincerity pervades every interaction.
“Johnny?”
It’s you calling out to him. Brow quirked up and cards splayed flat on the floor, uncaring if someone were to look. You drag your eyes up his frame, slowly and gently. Like you’ve been meaning to catalogue him in your memory. He feels stripped bare underneath it. All your attention is centered on him. It seems like everyone's is in some way.
“Oh, uh, hey there!”
He fidgets a bit. Now everyone expects him to speak. There’s a first for everything.
Johnny thinks you sing too sweetly into the microphone at the Breaker Box. He thinks you must regard yourself as some musical prodigy to be treating him like cornbread that's not done in the middle. He thinks of your avoidant gaze when speaking to him, the moments where you make contact splitting him open. Recently, a lot of Johnny's thoughts are infected with you.
Bookmarked by carbonarajerald
14 Oct 2025
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I think about you (so don't let go) by planetar1um
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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You fidget with the d20 on your desk. Chance gets turned on.
Tagged as masturbation because I really don't know what else to call this.
Bookmarked by carbonarajerald
14 Oct 2025
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A MAN WHO YEARNS IS A MAN WHO EARNS
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- Part 1 of Hector One Shots
Bookmarked by carbonarajerald
14 Oct 2025