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Group Chat: bird exhibit
3:20 P.M.
toucan man: psa that im dying
setsuwunowo towoya: um????
its time to stop: hes being dramatic
toucan man: im DYING
its time to stop: he sneezed this morning and is convinced hes got the newest kind of the bubonic plague
toucan man: can you prove me wrong?
its time to stop: its probably just a sneeze
toucan man: but i also coughed
its time to stop: oh no not a cough how tragic
setsuwunowo towoya: yeah boss its probably just a sneeze. at the worst a cold
toucan man: id hate to get a damn cold but its not the worst i guess even though ill be horribly suffering
its time to stop: stop being so dramatic a colds nothing
setsuwunowo towoya: did yall hear about that one guy who got toxic shock inside his body from a cold giving him strep a and he had all his limbs amputated
toucan man: THE GUY WHO WHAT
its time to stop: setsuno you piece of shit
setsuwunowo towoya: its true! there was a documentary about him
setsuwunowo towoya: he also lost his lips and shit
toucan man: im literally crying oh mygod i think im shaking ohno oh god oh fuck
its time to stop: look what you did
setsuwunowo towoya: perish i guess uwu
toucan man: @its time to stop AM I GOING TO DIE
its time to stop: YOUVE LITERALLY DISASSEMBLED YOURSELF MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE TO FIX THIS JUST DO THAT AND STOP CRYING
toucan man: oh yeah thats right one moment
its time to stop: christ
toucan man: im back im okay
setsuwunowo towoya: hey boss i have one suggestion you should do if you wanna be entertained after that yknow to cheer up
its time to stop: setsuno do not you dare
setsuwunowo towoya: google trypophobia. or degloving
toucan man: sounds weird but okay
its time to stop: setsuno im hunting you down
setsuwunowo towoya: come on down then
toucan man: im physically ill from that
toucan man: why do you all hate me so much
setsuwunowo towoya: im getting my revenge
setsuwunowo towoya: oh yeah, @its time to stop i have something to show you ;) ;)
toucan man: hey setsuno if this is what i think it is im literally going to rearrange your limbs
its time to stop: oh boy what is it now
setsuwunowo towoya: guess im gonna have to reacquaint myself with new limbs
setsuwunowo towoya: boss-crying-for-five-minutes-bc-of-a-pic-of-kurono.mov
toucan man: DO N O T
setsuwunowo towoya: in his defense its a very cute photo
setsuwunowo towoya: ill admit hes very pretty in it
toucan man: stop shut UP
setsuwunowo towoya: kurono-but-soft.png
toucan man: oh,,,,, thats him,,,,
its time to stop: FIRST OF ALL WHEN DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE AND SECOND KAI IM CRYING TOO NOW
setsuwunowo towoya: you were asleep in the common area
setsuwunowo towoya: wa i t
setsuwunowo towoya: k a i ? ?
its time to stop: OH FUCK
toucan man: HARI
setsuwunowo towoya: hA r I? ??
gay cowboy rights 2k19: 👀
toucan man: we fucked up we fucked up
its time to stop: lads im gonna have to request you do not
setsuwunowo towoya: sorry im not letting this go uhhhhh first names??? you two??? hm??
its time to stop: okay so MAYBE im in love
toucan man: HARI NOT ON MAIN
gay cowboy rights 2k19: boss what about you
toucan man:
toucan man: so maybe the feelings are mutual
setsuwunowo towoya: god thats so fucking sweet
its time to stop: also in retaliation-
its time to stop: kai-sleepy-hjsjsjsjjsn.jpg
setsuwunowo towoya: ohmyGODVDBJDJDKSKS
toucan man: why would you do this to me
setsuwunowo towoya: hes so soft looking,,,, so tired,,,, i wanna pet his hair
toucan man: i’ll actually rip your fingers off if you try
gay cowboy rights 2k19: kurono do you have any more photos
its time to stop: hang on let me see i think so
its time to stop: ;).png heres one
toucan man: hari NO
its time to stop: OH GOD NO THATS THE WRONG ONE
setsuwunowo towoya: IS THAT A N U D E
gay cowboy rights 2k19: im SCREAMING
its time to stop: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
gay cowboy rights 2k19: we can finally settle the debate tho- overhaul is, in fact, dummy thicc
setsuwunowo towoya: JSKSKKSKKAISJNSOSO
toucan man: hari why did it have to be me you couldnt have accidentally posted one of yours
setsuwunowo towoya: PLEASE BOSS IM BEGGING YOU SHOW US HARIS NUDES
its time to stop: no dont
toucan man: i may be an asshole but if hari says not to im not gonna
setsuwunowo towoya: rip
its time to stop: yeah you’ll post an unflattering one. ill choose a good one hang on
setsuwunowo towoya: OH
gay cowboy rights 2k19: kurono do you have a shred of dignity to tell you not to do this
its time to stop: kai-come-HERE.png bold to assume ive ever had dignity
setsuwunowo towoya: im losing my mind
setsuwunowo towoya: also kurono holy SHIT
toucan man: he puts way too much effort into taking those pictures considering i’d have gone to him regardless
its time to stop: sometimes i just wanna be pretty
toucan man: fair
setsuwunowo towoya: can i ask why in the world you’d save the pics to ur camera roll instead of just seeing them in the message app
its time to stop: well you see sometimes its like three am and kai is asleep or busy and youve got that u r g e, so u just use pictures instead
its time to stop: but if i have it saved to the folder in the photos then if i accidentally swipe ill just get what? another pic of kai? no big deal
its time to stop: if its in the message app then if i swipe chances are im gonna get some fucking meme and completely ruin the mood
setsuwunowo towoya: bsjsnnsks you send each other memes???
its time to stop: i relentlessly send him that one picture that says “gotta look cute so they forget you dont know basic math” and add “is this u”
setsuwunowo towoya: HSJKSKSKSK
toucan man: listen math is unimportant
setsuwunowo towoya: boss whats 6 x 12 no using a calculator or googling it
toucan man: ,,,,,,,,,
toucan man: 50???
setsuwunowo towoya: OH MY G O D
its time to stop: kai im crying
toucan man: I NEVER PASSED HIGH SCHOOL OKAY
its time to stop: YOU NEVER PASSED ANY SCHOOL YOU DUMBASS
gay cowboy rights 2k19: im in physical pain
gay cowboy rights 2k19: 50? really?
toucan man: okay if you all are so smart what is it then
its time to stop: 72
setsuwunowo towoya: 72
gay cowboy rights 2k19: 72
toucan man: okay LISTEN
toucan man: i am- maybe stupid
its time to stop: we know dear
setsuwunowo towoya: take out the maybe and ur spot on
toucan man: @bean nag i’m being bull i e d
its time to stop: we aren’t bullying you we’re describing you
toucan man: okay RUDE