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[private chat with chittaphone]
[1:49 am]
tendery enthusiast: bitch
chittaphone: it’s what you get
chittaphone: next time you’ll take me seriously
tendery enthusiast: so there will be a next time you add me to that gc ;))
tendery enthusiast: knew it hehe
chittaphone: there will be
chittaphone: but with every single remark i get from you, the next time gets further and further away
chittaphone: perhaps when we’re both 50, you can be added again
tendery enthusiast: you love me too much for that
chittaphone: Are You Sure About That
chittaphone: because i am not
tendery enthusiast: oh don’t worry
tendery enthusiast: i’m more than just sure
tendery enthusiast: also i’m coming over
chittaphone: of course you are
chittaphone: take ur own blankets and pillows because everyone’s gonna be here
tendery enthusiast: i deserve the spot next to you on the grounds that you were unfair to me
tendery enthusiast: or i Will Make A Scene
chittaphone: the spot next to me is reserved for xuxi and i take no objections because xuxi baby
tendery enthusiast: okay that’s fair, xuxi baby that’s true
tendery enthusiast: but who else do i cuddle with :( i’m not at that base with anyone else yet
chittaphone: if ur not gonna fall out of the bed, then you can sleep on the other side of me
tendery enthusiast: heck Yeah
tendery enthusiast: i’ll be there in a few
chittaphone: can’t wait
[private chat with junguwu]
[4:29 am]
chittaphone: where did you go
chittaphone: also why did you go
junguwu: oh sorry did i wake you up?
junguwu: i didn’t mean to
chittaphone: no i was awake
chittaphone: insomnia
chittaphone: don’t worry about that but why did you leave
junguwu: wasn’t feeling well
junguwu: so i’m going to doie
junguwu: i didn’t wanna wake the entire room up if something happens so
chittaphone: i’m coming with you
junguwu: you should sleep
junguwu: i’ll be fine, i’ll be with doyoung
chittaphone: a) i wanna make sure ur fine myself
chittaphone: b) i love being cuddled by xuxi and hendery but not at the same time while i’m in the middle because i feel like i’m being suffocated to death
chittaphone: i’m saving my life while making sure you’re fine, win-win
junguwu: okay
junguwu: should i wait for you or are you gonna get here on your own
chittaphone: wait a sec, i gotta get out of bed and not fall on anyone while i’m at it
junguwu: okie
junguwu: please don’t step on kun, he’s lovely and his brain is already declining, we want it to at least try to continue working
chittaphone: i think it’s too late for that now
chittaphone: kun’s brain declined the second wayv was announced, sorry to say that
junguwu: okay that’s fair
junguwu: mine would too tbh
chittaphone: if you had to deal with yangyang every day, it definitely would, trust me
chittaphone: he’s a lovely boy but he’s also horrible
junguwu: basically chenle, right
chittaphone: chenle but Even More Chaotic
chittaphone: a Horrible Child
junguwu: i support him
chittaphone: you shouldn’t