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MakeMe: Last night I had a dream
SaSaSayonara: Ohhh thrilling stuff
Make Me: Shut it
Make Me: In the dream we were practicing for like
Make Me: An audition of some sort? I can’t remember
Make Me: And we were in a building kinda shaped like a parking garage, right?
ImNotEmo: Right
Make Me: And this girl goes “I’ll take the lowest basement floor” which is the one with all of the creepy sentient dolls
Make Me: And she went down there alone to practice
Make Me: me and the rest of the people practicing don’t find anything unusual about it
Make Me: Until we come back up for a lunch break
Make Me: The girl comes up from the third basement floor and she has this strange look to her, right?
Make Me: Kinda like she had gotten a lot of plastic surgery
Make Me: Kinda shiny too, like she had just put on sunscreen
Shingo: I don’t like where this is going
Make Me: So she doesn’t eat at the lunch, and the girl who I’m partnered up with (We’re doing like a partner dance or something? IDK) goes ‘Yo was she wearing those clothes earlier?’
Make Me: And I was like ‘I don’t think so fam’
Make Me: So we decided to follow this girl/ doll thing down into the basement
Make Me: And all along the walls were these human sized dolls
Make Me: They all had the same hair the same pink outfit, everything
Make Me: The girl we had been following, she suddenly turns her head all the way around
Shingo: Oh gosh that’s so gross
Make Me: And suddenly we notice all of this blood, like, there’s a lot of fucking blood splattered all over the walls and floor and along the ceiling
Make Me: The room smells kinda funky too, and we notice a fresh body just inches away from our feet
ImNotEmo: I’m terrified rn
Make Me: It was the girl we had seen go into the basement
Make Me: It was like a torso, a bloody torso
Make Me: I’m already telling the other girl like ‘We gotta go report this to somebody, like this ain’t right’ and I’m going back up the stairs, right?
Make Me: I had just turned to go back up the stairs when suddenly there’s a loud SNAP
Shingo: Oh shit
Make Me: Like someone popped their fingers but louder
Make Me: Then she starts screaming and there’s the sound of plastic beings throwing themselves on top of her and there’s blood and it was so disgusting
Make Me: I’m running up the stairs as fast as I can I’m hightailing it out of here, right?
Make Me: Something grabs me by the end of my ankle, and drags me back into the room
SaSaSayonara: Oh shit
Make Me: They start taking out my body parts, like they’re ripping off my limbs and ripping out my eyes and they’re turning me into a doll and I was in so much pain
ImNotEmo: oh gosh
Make Me: I haven’t gotten to the worst part
Make Me: The leader of these dolls was a Kermit doll
Shingo:
ImNotEmo:
SaSaSayonara: Yup enough internet for me night guys
Shingo: I want to unsubscribe from my existence
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RunningInThe90s: I wake up and suddenly Ryousuke’s planning a wedding
RunningInthe90s: Can someone care to tell me what the fuck is happening here?
Eternal Bachelor: sorry cant help
Eternal Bachelor: Username
Evo Boi: Kyoichi needed a Ring Pop for some reason?
SaSaSayonara: How serious is this planning?
RunningInThe90s: Father already made a cake that says Congrats on the Wedding
SaSaSayonara: Shit this is really serious
Kazoo Kid: Most importantly
Kazoo Kid: What music is being played?
RunningInthe90s: That doesn’t explain anything?
Shingo: You see when two or more human beings love the shit out of each other
RunningInThe90s: I’m going to drive to Myogi and slap the shit out of you
Shingo: Sorry it’s just that you seemed confused over how weddings worked
ImNotEmo: Cant you just ask Ryousuke?
RunningInThe90s: He’s currently panicking over flower colour coordination he’s kinda busy
Kazoo Kid: Let him know that I’ll take care of the reception music and I’ll be the DJ
What is Love?: Don’t let Kazumi do the music
RunningInThe90s: What are you thinking music wise?
Kazoo Kid: Running In The 90s
SaSaSayonara:
Kenned Food:
Evo Boi:
Ringo:
ImNotEmo:
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery:
Certified Idiot:
Natsu~:
RunningInThe90s: Let’s fucking not do that
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Ken You Not?: So you know how we all know Takumi’s favorite Eurobeat song?
Certified Idiot: I already knew what it was cuz he blasts it every morning when he delivers and I can hear it across town
Ken You Not?: What’s your favorite Eurobeat song?
Certified Idiot: Not Perfect Hero
Certified Idiot: I can’t stand Perfect Hero
Eternal Bachelor: Whenever I hear Perfect Hero I get nauseous from Takumi’s driving
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: Hey!
RunningInthe90s: Username
Kazoo Kid: Same lol
Ringo: Dancing by Vicky Vale
ImNotEmo: Killing My Love by Leslie Parrish
Ringo: Lol Emo
What is Love?: Euronight by Eurogroove
What is Love?: Or wait
What is Love?: It might be Eurogroove by Euronight
What is Love?:
What is Love: Shit
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Make Me:
Make Me: Oh shit I thought Ryousuke was already married