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Woo Hyun, Ubin, Jumin, Wheesung, and Kang Ta made a semi-circle around the women, and their prize. None of them seemed too eager to take the lead, but slowly Wheesung and Jumin started forward.
“Be careful!” Woo Hyun called.
After only a few feet forward, the Tae Kwon Do masters charged, and Jumin and Wheesung retreated.
“Common’” Ubin pleaded, stepping forward. “Lets be partners here, we’re all girlfriends right?” He asked, slowly reaching his hand out toward one. “No one wants to fight anyone, its just a silly game and-HA!” He took a chunk of the women’s hair in his hand and pulled.
The warrior grabbed his wrist, making him release her hair immediately, and punched him in the jaw, sending him to the floor in a heap.
Dong Hwa rushed out and gathered Ubin into his arms. “Your face is broken.” He said worriedly.
“That bitch hit me!” Ubin cried. “I’ll blow up with swelling! My face is going to turn purple! My blood is going to ruin my shirt, it’s a name brand!”
“No!” Dong Hwa cried in shock, though he wasn’t sure what he was shocked about. “Ubin don’t worry.”
“Don’t worry?! Ill be ugly! I can’t live like that! Ill turn out like Young One!”
“What the fuck did he just say?!” Young One barked.
“You wont be ugly.” Dong Hwa said, rubbing his cheek across Ubin’s hair. “You couldn’t ever be ugly. If your face swells, then Ill hold it down for you. If it turns purple, Ill powder it for you. If you get blood on your clothes, then you can have mine.”
The Tae Kwon Do women wiped tears from their streaming eyes and hugged each other, ‘awwww’ing.
Woo Hyun snuck past them, took the flag, then snuck over to Se7en to hand it in, not wanting to break up the touching scene.
“TIME!” Se7en yelled. “Pink Team wins, that means they get fed tonight.”
“What the fuck?” Micky barked. “You are doing that again? You can’t keep food from us!”
“Ya!” Young One agreed. “If you play those fucking demented game with us again, Ill kill you.”
Suddenly, Micky laughed. Everyone but Woo Hyun looked at him in bewilderment. Woo Hyun tried his best not to look anywhere at all, suddenly feeling ill.
“I just thought of a funny story.” Micky said easily.
“I wouldn’t think you would be finding anything funny lately, seeing as what’s happened to Xiah.” Uknow admonished.
Micky turned on him, all humor gone from his person. “This isn’t any of your fucking business.”
“What are you losers talking about?” Se7en asked, out of the loop.
“How is it not my business?” Uknow asked, still not succumbing to anger.
“You may be the leader of our group,” Micky said through his teeth. “But you have no business in our personal lives. Xiah’s dick is of no concern to you.”
“Xiah’s what?!” Se7en coughed. “What the fuck is going on here?!”
“It’s a concern to me when it’s the cause of my friends anguish. You are so self centered Micky, you’ve never respected or appreciated Xiah.” Uknow said, his voice getting louder and his eyes darker. “You’ve caused him nothing but heartache when he’s needed you the most, and here you are making jokes?”
Micky made his way to Uknow in two giant steps, placing himself almost nose to nose with the leader. “If you don’t leave me alone, and stop encouraging this fucking shit, Im going to beat the shit out of you.”
Uknow stepped forward, making Micky back up. “If you touch me, you are out of the band. Do you understand me? And if Xiah has anymore problems with you, then Im going to kill you.”
“Seriously, what the fuck’s going on?” Se7en cried, feeling left out.
“Xiah is getting a sex change.” Jumin explained.
Se7en and Wheesung broke into coughing fits. “That’s fucking funny.” Se7en managed to get out.
“We’ll drop our stuff off in my room, then go to the hospital to get you a check up.” Tae Bin said, leading Kyung Ah through the hotel.
“Where is everyone? I thought you were doing a TV show?”
“Well, everyone was in the hospital when I left, but its noon so even if they are here, they are sleeping.”
He opened the door to his room and stopped dead. Se7en was laid out on his bed while Wheesung was at the foot of the bed singing karaoke into the TV.
“What the fuck!” Tae Bin yelled.
Se7en jumped to his feet, but before either he or Tae Bin could decide on another move Kyung Ah rushed forward and punched him in the nose. He fell back, but bounded back up from the buoyancy of the cushion, raising his fist to punch her back. Wheesung dove at him, driving him back to the bed.
“LET ME GO! SHE HIT ME! MY NOSE IS BROKEN, PROBABLY IN SEVEN PLACES!”
“What did I tell you?!” Tae Bin demanded, pulling Kung Ah aside so he could yell down at his ex.
“IM BLEEDING!”
“I don’t care! What the fuck are you doing here?!”
“CALL 119!!!” Se7en screamed, ignoring Tae Bin.
Tae Bin took Wheesung by the scrap of his neck and pushed him into the TV, and silenced Se7en immediately by taking his genitalia in his fist.
“Answer me or Ill rip it off.” He said in a low voice.
“Im hosting the show.” Se7en said in a strained whisper, blood poring into his mouth. “I know you said to stay out of your life, but you were suppose to be gone, this is your fault.”
“Tae Bin.” Kyung Ah said suddenly from behind him.
“Don’t worry, Ill kill him.” Tae Bin said, not looking back.
“Oh shit, Tae Bin!” Wheesung yelled, removing himself from the TV to rush behind him.
Tae Bin dropped Se7en to see Kyung Ah hit the floor.
Hero, Hee Jun, and Xiah were waiting in wheelchairs for Uknow and Kang Ta to take them back to the hotel while the doctor went over the stipulation of their release.
“These two are in bad shape.” He said, pointing toward Hero and Hee Jun. “Their right pee-pees are attached though.”
“What did he call it?” Hero muttered.
“I call it my anaconda.” Hee Jun said, then began to rap. “My anaconda don’t want none if you don’t got buns hun.”
Hero punched him in the crotch.
“See, this is what I mean.” The doctor said over the screaming. “Don’t abuse them, they have been through a lot. You can’t have sex until they are healed.”
“WHAT?!” Kang Ta cried. “I thought since It wasn’t broken anymore we could have sex!”
“And they need to try not to get aroused.”
“Impossible! Have you seen how hot I am?!” Kang Ta demanded.
“What about Xiah?” Uknow asked.
“He needs to take the medication as prescribed, and keep an eye on him, you don’t want him trying to kill himself again.”
“Says Who?” Hero scoffed.
“Hero, Don’t.” Uknow warned.
“Ya, don’t piss Uknow off, he put the fear of God into Micky earlier today.” Kang Ta said.
“I missed you taking charge!” Hero whined, “I bet it was hot...”
“STOP THAT!” The doctor yelled, pointing at Hero’s crotch. “Keep that down!”
“Micky?” Woo Hyun asked, stopping him at the soda machine.
“What do you want?” Micky muttered.
“You almost told today.”
“I did not.”
Woo Hyun wrung his hands together. “Micky, please, I know I owe you. I know you aren’t going to let this go. You saw me try to kill Hero, so you are going to drag this out and torture me but-“
”Why is everyone making me out to be such a fucking monster?!” Micky yelled.
“I didn’t-“
”I haven’t done shit to anyone, and Im the bad guy? Fuck you Woo Hyun, you are the murderer. I haven’t done anything wrong, and yet I STILL get blamed! I get you and Uknow breathing down my neck, then I get kicked out of my room!”
“Woo Hyun?” Young One asked, coming down the hall. “What’s going on?”
“Nothing.” Woo Hyun choked, throwing a pleading look to Micky.
“Ya, nothing.” Micky muttered, and took off.
Uknow had booted him out of his room with Xiah, leaving him to sleep in Uknow’s. When he opened the door, it wasn’t empty. Hero was on the bed with a bag of ice over his genitals.
“I thought I had this room.” Micky said, still letting himself in.
“You do, apparently.” Hero muttered. “Uknow is in yours making sure you stay out, and to stay away from me. Apparently he believed it when the doctor says I can’t have sex.”
“Great, so are you going to bitch at me all night too?”
“Why would I? Over Xiah? Fuck that kid, if he’s dumb enough to cut his dick off, forget him.”
Micky sat on the bed. “At least Im not alone. You should have spoken up before, maybe someone would listen to me that way.”
“I don’t give a shit what happens with you and Xiah so I didn’t bother. Besides, Uknow doesn’t seem to care what the fuck I say. Its not like my dick is gonna fall off, its attached! We could still have sex!”
“Maybe he doesn’t want to have sex with you.” Micky said coyly.
“Please.” Hero scoffed. “Who wouldn’t want to have sex with me?”
“Me.”
“Don’t kid yourself.”
“She’ll be alright.” The doctor said, seating himself before Tae Bin, Se7en, and Wheesung.
“How’s the baby?” Tae Bin asked.
He shook his head. “She wasn’t pregnant. She swore she got a pregnancy test but we have no records of it.”
“What?!” All three of them yelled.
“She hadn’t had a period, so we did an ultrasound and found what had cause the trouble.” He pulled out a wad of rubber gloves and Se7olution album. “These were in her uterus.”
“I knew we left those somewhere!” Wheesung said.
“Great! We fucked it up, I don’t think I can pull this off again!” Se7en yelled.
“Are you telling me all that drama was for nothing?! Not only did you try to get her pregnant, but you use her body as a purse! Then she wont talk to me, then her mother tries to kill us! And now you send her to the hospital because of your fucking shitty album?! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!” Tae Bin scream launching himself at Se7en.
Max pealed one of Jumin’s eye lids open. “Jumin?” He whispered. “Are you awake?”
“Suddenly, yes I am.” Jumin said, taking Max’s hand away from his eye and kissing it.
“I need to talk to you about something.”
“Shoot.”
“If my personality gets stuck on the bad one, will you still love me?”
Jumin sat up in bed, giving Max his full attention. “Why would you ask that?”
“You didn’t like me before I was nice, Im really scared if Im mean again then you wont love me anymore. I don’t want you to leave me.” He cried, wiping his tears on Jumin as he hugged him.
“You weren’t like this when we got together, remember? I like both sides of you Max. If you keep both, or stick with one, Im still going to love you.”
“What if...” Max began, but stopped himself.
“What if what?” Jumin urged.
“If I become my old self again, I don’t know...I didn’t like you before Jumin, what if I don’t like you again?”
Jumin’s face went white and Max shuddered in response.
“Do you think...you might not like me if you revert to your old self?” Jumin asked carefully.
“I don’t know!” Max balled, burring himself in Jumin’s arms.
“Are you sure Hero is okay with this?” Xiah asked as Uknow sifted through his medications.
“He’s fine. If I was in there he wouldn’t be able to hold still anyway, Im doing him a favor. There, your pills are where you can reach them in the morning.”
“Thank you for everything.” Xiah said softly. “I appreciate your support in all this.”
Uknow squeezed his shoulder softly. “I know how much this means to you, so Ill help you in any way I can.”
Xiah reached up and pulled Uknow down to him in a tight hug. “I wish Micky were like you, Hero is so lucky to have you.”
Uknow laughed and pulled back slightly. “I know he is.”
Micky’s head hit the head board as he moaned, hips thrusting up into Hero’s face.
Hero pushed him back into the bed forcefully. “You trying to chock me? Relax.” He laughed, taking Micky back into his mouth.
“Im so glad you aren’t dead.” Micky sighed in a daze of pleasure.
“Penis surgery doesn’t kill you.” Hero said with his mouth full.
“No, I mean when Woo Hyun tried to kill you.”
Hero sat straight up. “What did you say?!”
“Oh, shit...”
“How come everywhere we go you get an entourage?” Ubin asked Dong Hwa while eyeing the Tae Kwon Do masters that had been following them around, ‘awwww’ing.
“Im just so cute.” Dong Hwa shrugged.