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"Did you get everything?" Kang Ta asked the DBSG members.
"Yes." Uknow answered, patting their luggage.
"Did you bring enough under wear?" Kang Ta asked Micky.
"They'll be fine!" Hee Jun said, exasperated. "You asked them all this on the drive here."
"But they are going to be gone for such a long time!"
"We wont be gone that long!" Micky assured.
"Well...you take care...." Kang Ta wiped a tear away, and Xiah hugged him.
"Come on Kang Ta..." Hee Jun led him away, and looked back at the last moment to add, "You all call me if you need some help."
DBSG waved goodbye.
"Im going to admit...Ill miss them tucking us in at night." Uknow said.
"And the bed time stories..." Hero added.
"Max, you haven't said anything all day..." Xiah said, nudging him.
"I..." But Max just shook his head, trying not to cry.
"Oh geez, don't get him crying again...." Micky sighed.
"Shut up!" Xiah snapped at him. "You are so heartless!"
"Well he's been like this since we left that damn show a week ago! I swear Max, if you don't stop Ill-" And Micky stopped himself when he felt someone stand close behind him. Jumping around he found DongHwa standing idle. "Where the hell did you come from?!"
"DongHwa!" Xiah greeted.
DongHwa looked around at them, a little confused, as if he didn't notice them there.
"Where are your band mates?" Uknow asked.
"They aren't here?" DongHwa asked, looking around.
Jumin pushed them all aside and grabbed Max from Xiah. "Im so sorry Max! Im so sorry, but it wasn't my fault! I woke up in the car after we were already home! I didn't even get to say goodbye to you! I shouldn't have been so mean to you, Im so sorry! I tried calling you but SM Town kept transferring me to the Starlight Casting and I tried telling them I was already IN a band, but they said they never heard of K-Pop! Max, Im so sorry!....Max?" He asked, suddenly noticing Max hadn't made any reaction.
"He cries all week, and now that someone comes around that cares, he's gone brain dead..." Hero muttered.
"Max, please, don't be mad at me. Im sorry...."
"Its ok..." Max chocked out.
"Max....come on....Im sorry...."
"I know, its ok..."
"Have any of you seen Ubin?" Woo Hyun asked, out of breath, with Young One right behind him.
"Nope." Micky answered.
"We've chased at least eight girls thinking it was him..." Young One sighed.
"Try baggage claim." Uknow suggested.
"Hey you guys!" Ubin called, running up. "What's the 'mile high' club?"
"....You and DongHwa better not wander off again...." Woo Hyun muttered.
"Come on you guys, lets go before we're late."
"Come on, sit next to me." Jumin urged Max as he sat down.
"...Alright..." Max said hesitantly.
"Why are you being like this?! I can't tell you how sorry I am Max....Please forgive me!" Jumin begged.
"I forgive you." Max said, not looking up at him.
"Jumin!" Xiah said, flopping down next to him. "Why don't you listen to music?" And he stuck ear phones on Jumin's head.
"Its not plugged in..."
"Then Ill hum to you!" And Xiah started to hum loudly as Micky had to take a seat across the isle.
Hero kicked the seat in front of him, Uknow placed a hand on his leg urging him to stop.
"Its cramped in here..."
"Its coach."
"Its bull shit!"
"Can I help you sirs?" The flight attendant asked.
"Yes, is alcohol served on this flight?" Uknow asked.
"Yes sir."
"Then bring as much as you can to my companion and I."
"Ill have another, thanks." Said the piolet as the other handed him some more soju.
"Its come to a point where I cant piolet a plane unless Im drunk."
"I hear that."
"Can I have some?" DongHwa asked.
The two men turned around in shock.
"Son! You can't be up here!"
"Look at me! VROOM!" Ubin cheered at the controls.
The plane dipped suddenly and Young One fell in the isle, where he had come back from the bathroom.
"Are you okay?!" Woo Hyun asked, helping him up.
"Im fine."
"Did you hit your head?!"
"No!"
"What's the matter?" Xiah asked.
"Young One fell." Woo Hyun said in worry.
"Oh! And he has that brain thing huh?!"
"I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN THING!"
"Don't get so excited, you might hurt yourself!" Woo Hyun cautioned.
"You have been on my ass all week, Im fine!" Young One fumed, sitting down.
"Im just trying to take care of you! You don't have to bitch at me!"
"Well its starting to piss me off! Im not a child!"
"Then stop being such a baby!" Woo Hyun angrily hit Young One in the chest.
Young One convulsed and fell over in his seat.
"OH MY GOD!" Woo Hyun screamed.
"Im just kidding..." Young One said, sitting up.
"ILL KILL YOU!"
Micky and Jumin helped Xiah hold Woo Hyun back.
"Sirs please!" The flight attendant begged Uknow and Hero, "Ill stop bringing you alcohol if you don't stop having sex!"
Hero bore his teeth at her and she flinched away.
"I can't believe we've been banned from that air line!" Micky said. "How will we get home?!"
"I thought we were moving here?!" Xiah asked.
"No! For the last time, it's a vacation!"
"We're checked in. Lets go shopping!" Uknow suggested.
"We have no money." Woo Hyun pointed out.
"Oh you guys..." Ubin said, rolling his eyes. "You aren't in Korea anymore, in Japan they don't use money....it all works on the barter system! We have those 700 CDs right? We'll trade them for whatever we need to buy!"
"Is that true?" Hero asked suspiciously.
"I donno..." Young One answered. "He knows more about Japan then we do, all he does it watch anime...."
"Lets go shopping!" Ubin cried in Japanese and ran off with DongHwa.
"I think Ill stay at the hotel..." Max said from the back.
"Ok, I checked us into a room together, Ill show you were it is." Jumin said.
"No..." Max said uncomfortably. "Ill just hang around the lobby...you go ahead."
"....Ya, you go with Micky and help him pick me out a nice gift!" Xiah ordered.
"Here, have Se7en's new album." Micky said sarcastically.
"I said a NICE gift."
"Max...come on, Ill take you out for lunch or something." Jumin promised.
"No, Im not hungry." Max said, and turned and walked away.
"Go on! We'll be ok!" Xiah said and ran after Max.
When he caught up to him, Max was sitting in the elevator, having pushed all the buttons.
"You know that makes it open on every floor right?" Xiah asked.
"Im killing time...."
"Max, what's the matter? Are you mad at Jumin?"
"No!"
"Then why are you acting like this?!" The doors opened and Xiah hit the close door button, yelling "OCCUPIED!"
Max burst into tears. "I just feel so bad!"
"But he said he wasn't mad at you!"
"I know...but-"
"OCCUPIED!"
"But I still feel bad....I wish I could do something to make up for him losing....I feel like a failure for winning to him."
"Don't be upset that we did better then them!"
"If I can't make him feel better then what use am I?"
"Well...you-OCCUPIED!-you must be good in bed, because that's the whole reason you two got together."
"Do you think that's the only reason he likes me?!" Max sobbed.
Xiah shrugged.
"Im going around the corner to see what shops there are." Woo Hyun said, leaving the group.
"Ubin, can we please go into ONE store that doesn't sell toys?" Young One asked, stepping in. "All this crap is-" And he slammed his head into a low beam, falling onto the ground in a daze.
Micky laughed as he tried pulling Young One up, who hung limp for a second.
"No one tell Woo Hyun!" He said, coming to.
"JAPANESE FAGGOTS! WITH YOUR HAIR AND THOSE...JAPANESE WORDS!" Woo Hyun heard a girl scream in Korean. He followed the voice to find Kyung Ah screaming at some young Japanese boys.
"Kyung Ah?!" He called, running up to her. "What the hell are you doing here?!"
"Woo Hyun! Im so glad to find someone who speaks a normal language! Not all this san chan desu bull shit!"
"Seriously, why are you here?" He was a bit worried about his and Young One's welfare.
"I came to find Tae Bin.....He's doing an album here...."
"Why are you trying to find him?"
"Im pregnant....YOU DON'T LOOK SURPRISED ENOUGH!"
"I am! Im shocked!....UTTERLY!" He added. "Its Tae Bin's?"
"Ya, we had sex the last night on that show."
"I didn't know you could get pregnant so easily."
"Well, its my first time at having a baby, so far its been pretty easy."
"How do you know your...umm...under this condition so soon?" Woo Hyun asked.
"My mom makes me take a pregnancy test every morning, she has since I started my period."
".........That's really creepy.........Where are you staying?"
"I've been sleeping in the park."
"For how long?!"
"Three days."
"....Why don't you come back to the hotel with us, we can find you some place to sleep."
"Thanks! Don't tell anyone Im knocked up though, I've decided its not the best thing to spread around since my parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles beat me with kitchen utensils when I told them."
"At least you come by your behavior rightfully..." Woo Hyun muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing."