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Se7en bowed to the camera, "Im Se7en, and Ill be your host of Battle of the Boy Bands! On the pink team we have K-Pop." He moved to his right, revealing the members of K-Pop standing in pink shirts.
K-Pop bowed and said "We're K-Pop." Jumin continued on.. "Im group leader, Jumin. Please buy our 3rd album that just came out!" He held a copy to the camera. "Its called Memomries. We're the only Korean boy band with enough balls to have our album title miss-spelled." The other K-Pop members clapped.
The camera panned back to Se7en. "And on our black team we have Dong Band Shin Gi." And he revealed them, moving to the left.
DBSG in black shirts bowed, saying "We're Dong Bong Shin Gi." Uknow continued. "Im group leader Uknow. We just came out with our first album Triangle." He too held a copy for the camera. "As clones of H.O.T you can't help but buy it!" And DBSG clapped.
"Well, there are our teams!" Se7en said, entering the frame. "Our teams will be here for 7 days." And he flipped onto his hands, making a 7 sign with his legs. "They will stay here the whole week." He gestured to the wooded area they stood within. "Sleeping in two separate cabins with no electricity or hair spray." Hero and UBin gasped in the back ground. "Within the week they'll be subjected to competitions at any given time! Whoever's group wins.....Well it's a surprise." He winked, seven times.
"So our first competition is a race! Your cabins are seven miles away." He again, flipped onto his hands, making a 7 with his legs. "Whoever get to their cabin first, eats tonight! The other team starves. But there will be obstacles in your way, there may even be seven of them." He did the flip again. "Or maybe not anywhere near seven. Pink team, follows the pink flags tied on trees, black team follows the black flags. Everyone ready?" Everyone but Donghwa nodded, having zoned out long ago, not even knowing he was on the pink team.
"Ready, set.....GO!"
"Go what?" Donghwa asked, but Ubin grabbed his arm and pulled him along as both bands took off running.
Se7en watched them go for a minute and then turned back to the camera. "....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" And started break dancing. The camera man rolled his eyes and turned off the camera, walking away. "Wha-" Se7en fell, mid flip. "COME BACK HERE!!!
So far they hadn't come across any obstacles, but suddenly Jumin and Young One, who were in the lead, skidded to a stop. "Hold it." Jumin said to the other three as they caught up. "What is it?" Ubin asked, popping up from behind Jumin. "Oh it's a mirror!"
"A mirror....why is this an obstacle?" Jumin wondered aloud. Shrugging it off, he walked around, but when he noticed no one followed but Woo Hyun, he turned back.
Young One had taken his shirt off and was flexing for the mirror. Ubin was looking back at the mirror, looking at his own butt. Dong Hwa just stood idle
"What are you guys doing!!!!" Jumin demanded of them.
"I've gotten so fat!" UBin cried.
"I've gotten so much hotter." Young One muttered, flexing his other arm.
"Come on you guys!!!!!!!!!" Jumin screamed. "Don't you want dinner?????????"
"I don't think I need it!" Ubin cried again. "Maybe its these pants, maybe I should take these pants off..."
"NO." Jumin, Young One, and Woo Hyun snapped.
"Just come on you guys, this is ridiculous." Woo Hyun said.
"Shut up dude, no ones talking to you." Young One barked at him.
"You shut up dick!"
"What did you call me?" Young One said angrily, coming up to him.
"You heard me."
"Do you two always have to fight?" Jumin tried to push them apart, to little avail.
"Its going to be your fault if we lose!" Woo Hyun added.
"STOP BREAKING UP THE BAND YOKO!" Young One yelled.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH."
And they began fist fighting.
Everyone stood around the mirror, looking at Hero who had been fixing his hair for 15 minutes. They had tried dragging him away but everyone was too scared of being bit.
"Just leave his ass here..." Max said, for the 50th time.
"We all have to make it to the cabin to win." Uknow explained.
"We have to have dinner!!!" Xiah whined. "Im just a girl, I need something to eat."
"FOR HEAVEN SAKES YOU AREN'T A GIRL XIAH!" Micky barked.
"Do something UKnow, you are the leader." Max pointed out.
Uknow sighed, and walked behind Hero. He wrapped his arms around Hero's waist and pressed his lips to his ear and whispered "Jae Joong...come on-" But Hero punched him in the face, screaming "DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!"
Uknow fell back with a bloody nose.
Hero's nose flared and he looked back.
"He smells blood..." Xiah said, uneasily.
"Hurry, help me drag him!" Micky said.
They all grabbed a dazed UKnow and drug him off as fast as they could as Hero chased after, drooling.