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Tae Bin bows to the camera and straightens in front of a balcony over a large swimming pool.
“Hello everyone, Im your new host Tae Bin. We’re here in the Jeju Hotel for season 2 of Battle of the Boy Bands. The last week was canceled due to...shittyness, and besides, Teddy fled the country with Sung Hoon. Anyway, we have brought our all stars back! Say hi to DBSG and K-Pop!”
The camera pans out to show DBSG to his left, and K-Pop to his right.
“Hello, we’re DBSG.” They bow.
“Hello, we’re K-Pop.” They bow.
“Im your new host.” Tae Bin goes on. “And as always we have our den mothers...Hee Jun and Kang Ta who haven’t left their rooms yet. As you can see, this season is different.”
“I don’t see what’s different.” Young One muttered. “Since we got here everyone has been either bitching or fucking.”
“Less fucking then I would like.” Micky added.
“This time we’re staying in a hotel. And the contest each day will result in a member exchange, because we’re mixing the teams.”
“What?” UKnow demanded.
“Woo Hyun, Hero, Xiah, Max, and Ubin on the Pink team and Young One, Jumin, UKnow, Dong Hwa, and Micky on the Black team.”
Max’s fingernails dug into Jumin’s arm. “We aren’t going to be on the same team.”
“We weren’t before...” Jumin reminded, rubbing his hair.
“Looks like the men against the puss-“ Young One stopped as Woo Hyun shot him a look.
“What were you going to say?” Woo Hyun demanded.
“Nothing! Fuck!”
“No, tell me, you cock sucker.”
“What you call me bitch?”
“GET ON YOUR TEAMS NOW, FUCK.” Tae Bin screamed. “YOU THINK IM SE7EN? THIS BITCHING SHIT ISN’T GOING DOWN ON MY SHOW!”
“Ill text you every time I can!” Xiah promised Micky, who reached in his pocket to turn off his cell.
Hero hungrily kissed Uknow, taking a chunk out of his lip. Dong Hwa and Ubin hugged, and Ubin took his purse from Dong Hwa’s shoulder before following Woo Hyun to his new group. Slowly...the groups got in order. Kang Ta stumbled in to stand beside the Pink team, with his pants on backwards.
“Where is Hee Jun?” Tae Bin demanded.
“He said ‘Ya, tell Tae Bin that’.”
“....What? That doesn’t make sense.”
“Oh, he did this before.” Kang Ta flipped Tae Bin off.
“Son of a....Okay, Pink team gets the left wing to themselves and the Black team gets the right wing. Go unpack and change into your team shirts.”
“Is the camera off?” Xiah asked.
“Yes.” Answered the camera man.
“Okay, MICKY TURN YOUR PHONE BACK ON, I FILLED YOUR INBOX ALREADY!!!”
“Lets get to our fucking rooms, quick...” Micky muttered leading his team away.
The Pink team wandered away as well, leaving Max behind to watch Jumin’s back. As soon as they were out of sight, Jumin came back and took Max in his arms.
“Don’t worry, as soon as we win, Ill make sure they let you in our team.”
“What if our team wins? Hero might not trade me for Uknow....”
“Well, there is no way you’ll win, and besides...Why wouldn’t he trade you? You are the weakest player.” Jumin said lovingly. “You my beloved weakest link, and I wont let us be apart for long.”
“I love you!” Max cried into Jumin’s neck.
“Kyung Ah? Did you watch me on TV?” Tae Bin asked into his cell phone.
“Yes...and you didn’t mention me.”
“...How was I suppose to mention you?”
“OKAY, NOW EVERY BITCH IN KOREA IS GOING TO THINK YOU ARE SINGLE. AND IM NOT HAVING THAT. ILL FIGHT THEM ALL OFF WITH A...FUCKING...MY FUCKING HANDS IF I HAVE TO!” She screamed.
The door flung open and Hee Jun wandered in, with no shirt on.
“Im going blind, put your clothes on, you fat fuck!” Tae Bin yelled.
“WHAT!? WHO’S THERE?!” Kyung Ah screamed.
“I think I have a rash, check this for me.” Hee Jun said, pulling his pants down.
“OH SHIT DUDE, GET THAT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!”
“WHAT’S GOING ON?!” Kyung Ah screamed.
“Hee Jun....YOU WHORING BITCH!” Kang Ta cried from the hall. “AND WITH THAT WIGGER?!” He cried running back to his hotel room with the Pink team.
“NO BABY, IT ISN’T LIKE THAT, I THINK ITS CRABS!”
“It hasn’t been 10 minutes and he already starts calling me names...” Woo Hyun muttered, putting his clothes next to Xiah’s
“You know he doesn’t mean it...” Xiah assured. “Not everyone can be as sensitive as my Micky....”
Woo Hyun was about to point out how delusional Xiah was being when Kang Ta burst into the room and threw himself on a bed in tears. Before anyone could question him, Hee Jun burst in, naked.
Everyone screamed, and Max passed out.
“WHAT HAPPENED?!” Jumin demanded, bursting into the clinic.
“Max here had a bit of a scare...He’s fine though.” The doctor assured.
“Oh thank goodness...” Jumin cried, and flung himself to Max’s side.
Max jumped and pulled away. “Who’s that?!” He cried.
“Oh, he’s gone blind, I forgot to mention that.”