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Stoner Dimitri
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha is online.
Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie is online.
equestria girls but gay is online.
equestria girls but gay: hhi everyine
Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie: Sup marianne hi claude
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: guys i have a hot question
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: also real quick marianne uve never changed ur name and i have an idea pls let me give it to u
equestria girls but gay: uhh su,re oikay ?
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha has changed equestria girls but gay’s name to Lesbian Rice.
Lesbian Rice: whhy ricr
Lesbian Rice: i thoighy maybe hay woulf work
Lesbian Rice: becayse i likr hirses
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: idk
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: rice is just inherently funny
lazy ass hoe is online.
lazy ass hoe: hello baby hello claude hello everyone else
Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie: There was literally only one more person online in the group man
Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie: What am i chopped liver
Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie: Jeralt would never stand for this
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: you like talk about jeralt all the time what the fuck
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: what is so cool about jeralt
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: hes literally crusty
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: his beard is fire but hes crusty as hell
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: id never fuck jeralt
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: hes teachs dad thats fucking weird
Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie: Goddess almighty
Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie: I dont wanna fuck jeralt
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: too fucking late it was implied
Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie: I DONT WANNA FUCK JERALT
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: TOO FUCKING LATE
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha has changed Jeralt’s my dad, he’s my dad, boogie woogie woogie’s name to I WANNA FUCK JERALT.
I WANNA FUCK JERALT: I DONT WANNA FUCK JERALT
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: yes you do
I WANNA FUCK JERALT: CHANGE IT CLAUDE
I WANNA FUCK JERALT: FUCKING CHANGE IT
I WANNA FUCK JERALT: CLAUDE CHANGE IT FUCKING CHANGE IT
I WANNA FUCK JERALT: C L A U D E
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: not until you say jeralt is unattractive and youd never fuck him
I WANNA FUCK JERALT: JERALT IS UNATTRACTIVE AND ID NEVER FUCK HIM
I WANNA FUCK JERALT: PLEASE JUST FUCKING CHANGE THIS
I WANNA FUCK JERALT: JERALT ISNT A WEIRDO AND ID NEVER DATE HIM
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: thank you leonie
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha has changed I WANNA FUCK JERALT to i would never fuck a man (particularly jeralt).
i would never fuck a man (particularly jeralt): i have no fucking words
i would never fuck a man (particularly jeralt): also im not a lesbian lmao
i would never fuck a man (particularly jeralt): claude almost all of the golden deer are bisexuals
i would never fuck a man (particularly jeralt): myself included
i would never fuck a man (particularly jeralt): so why
i would never fuck a man (particularly jeralt): i could like a man in the future
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: i wanna surround myself with wlw and mlm couples
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: maybe then i can find a partner
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: goddess im so lonely
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: marianne hilda tell me what its like
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: what is it like having someone who loves and trusts you
lazy ass hoe: i havent even talked since i first came into the chat
lazy ass hoe: but i love marianne
lazy ass hoe: her hair is great and her eyes are great and she always looks in shape and i get so happy when she smiles goddess above i love her
lazy ass hoe: i want her to live with me forever
lazy ass hoe: okay what the fuck
lazy ass hoe: goddess almighty that sounded creepy as hell
Lesbian Rice: hildaaaaa
Lesbian Rice: yiu havr to stop beign so nicw to me
Lesbian Rice: youte embarrasdinh me
lazy ass hoe: u deserve it
lazy ass hoe: i love u marianne
lazy ass hoe: i love u so much
lazy ass hoe: i wanna go and hug u and tell u how much i love u
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: what the fuck
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: i want this
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: now im sad
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: ughhh
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: leonie date me out of pity
i would never fuck a man (particularly jeralt): no fucking way dumbass
Haha don’t die you’re WAY too sexy aha: goddess dammit