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[ Disaster ] - 9:17 AM
Seiyo: I hopped off the plane at LAX 🤠
Seiyo: With a dream and my cardigan 🤠
Seiyo: Welcome to the land of fame excess, 🤠
Seiyo: Whoa, am I gonna fit in? 🤠
Ajia: what the fuck are you doing.
Seiyo: singing party in the USA, our national anthem 🤠
Ajia: we’re in japan.
Seiyo: and what about it 🤠
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: Why do you keep using the 🤠 emoji?
Seiyo: cowboy representation 🤠
Ajia: well quit it, it’s fucking weird
Seiyo: :( 🤠
Meka: God it’s so hard to take this seriously when u add the emoji to a sad face
Supana: yeah wtf is with that?
Seiyo: it’s the only emoji with a cowboy hat 😔🤠
Hojiro: yknow u can like
Hojiro: make ur own emojis
Kenko: Why would you tell him that
Saki: omg nooo
Ajia: ur giving him too much power
freddy fazbear: top ten pictures taken seconds before disaster strikes
Seiyo: WAIT REALLY?? 🤠
Hojiro: yeah like it can have like a cowboy hat and everything
Saki: it’s like you want us to suffer?
Seiyo: 
Thanks Hojiro!!
saikou corp pls interact: what the fuck is that
Seiyo: 
It’s me
anything for u beyonce: thanks I hate it
lets do it baby i know the law: I mean, I liked it at first
these fists are rated E for everyone: this is so stupid I hate this I wanna leave
Mai: (ó - ò ) yyoure gonna leave,,?
Dafuni: dont u dare make her sad I’ll smite u
these fists are rated E for everyone: ,
these fists are rated E for everyone: it’s not like I had a choice huh
Sho: 
I like it Seiyo!
Mina: oh my fucking god Sho
Tokuko: holy shit there’s two of them
My leg: there goes my last two braincells I’ll miss them
while u were busy being heterosexuali studied martial arts: No bandana? :(
Sho: sorry man they didn’t have a bandana option
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: :(
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: Maybe I should make my own memoji..
thats paint asshole: dont.
these fists are rated E for everyone: don’t u fucking dare.
My leg: no
Mina: oh god don’t.
Dora: terrible idea!
saikou corp pls interact: or u could not do that
freddy fazbear: Budo ur my friend and as much as I like u, I’ll kill u before u make a memoji
anything for u beyonce: oka, how we feelin about budo making a Memoji?
sinnamon roll: uumm,, pplease don’t,,
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: Oh. Okay, I won’t then
sinnamon roll: ooh,, um unless u want to,,,aa don’t liste n to me;;;;,,
while u were busy being heterosexual i studied martial arts: No, it’s fine! It was just a strange thought I had :)
sinnamon roll: oooh ok,,,,
Dafuni: aw that’s sweet
Hojiro: cute.
Horo: that could be us but u playing 😔✌️
saikou corp pls interact: who are u even talking to
Horo: the girl reading this
Meka: ugh die
Homu: This again.
Saki: im a lesbian
Supana: i rather sacrifice my soul thanks
Himari: We get it Horo, ur horny
Tokuko: perish
Dora: horo PLEASE shut up
Dafuni: begone himbo
Hana: omg fuck off
Midori: playin what? minecraft?
Mai: Sorry,, (ó ^ ò )
Mina: if u try to hit on me again I’ll break ur kneecaps.
Hoshiko: omg dont u ever get tired of being such a thot??
Yaku: stop! he’s already dead let him rest!! ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ
so basically im babey: Hes being attacked from all sides
Seiyo: horo found dead in miami after being rejected by all the girls in the school
Horo: thanks ladies
Tokuko: anytime :)
Birb Mom is online
Birb Mom: Hello everyone! 💕
Dafuni: good morning akane! 💗💞💓💖💝💖💕
Ajia: hi akane
Seiyo: howdy 🤠
Ajia: seiyo stop
Seiyo: :(
Horo: hey akane
Birb Mom: No. :)
Horo: i didn’t say anything yet???
Birb Mom: Perhaps it’s better this way :)
Horo: ,
Dora: skdhsDJSKS OFFICER I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER
Dafuni: what a QUEEN!!
creeper: can’t believe akane just ended horo’s entire career like that
Sho: damn u had to come for him like that
Maka: The Assassination of Julius Caesar (44 BC)
Saki: it really is
Fun Police is online
anything for u beyonce: oh noo fun police is here, everybody scatter
Fun Police: Good morning everyone. I do hope you all are paying attention to class, rather than just texting and goofing off.
creeper: totally
Dora: for sure
Horo: yeah definitely
Sho: shit i forgot about that
Sho: mina can i copy ur notes later
Mina: no.
Sho: ok thanks
Midori: Hiya Megami! ouo
Midori: I wanna ask a question!
creeper: of course u do
saikou corp pls interact: oh boy
Fun Police: Of course, what is it?
Midori: How come u guys get fun nicknames and the rest of us don’t? OuO
Fun Police: Oh, this? I didn’t choose this.
Saki: well i mean, it would be pretty difficult to differentiate each other if we all had nicknames
Mina: well i’m not sure i would want that to begin with
Midori: Aw but I do ono
saikou corp pls interact: god no i’m not gonna sit around and think up 100 dumb nicknames
saikou corp pls interact: i dont know most of u guys anyways
Horo: maybe one day
Midori: Okayy o^o
Hojiro: kinda seems like its only club leaders that get nicknames huh
Seiyo: maybe i should make a club :)
Saki: no one wants to join ur cowboy club
Dafuni: yeah seiyo, u need like five ppl to form a club
Seiyo: damn
Sho: its ok dude i’d join ur club
Seiyo: thanks bro
Horo: can i join ur cowboy club too
Seiyo: sure horo!
Meka: goddammit no you’re not horo, get back here
saikou corp pls interact: yeah wtf where do u think ur going
Horo: ah shit ur right, sorry seiyo
Seiyo: :(
Dora: its okay seiyo, maybe one day
Ajia: god i hope that day never comes
[ Disaster ] - 10:28 AM
cooking mama: Hello everyone! I just wanted to let you all know that the cooking club and I are making halloween themed cookies for tomorrow!
cooking mama: If anyone would like some, feel free to come drop by the cooking club!
Mai: Ooh,,! Um would it be ok if i come and help u amai? Q^Q
sinnamon Roll: ii,, wwould lik, e to help too,, if its okk… itsokifyousaynothough ,,
cooking mama: That would be really helpful! You're welcome to help out! ♡
Saki: they're looking so cute! we just finished icing some skull shaped cookies!
so basically im babey: they kinda look like the skulls supana wears in her hair tbh
Supana: what
Kenko: Oh you're right, they kinda do?
Shozo: speaking of which, that reminds me
Shozo: the other day i thought i saw those skull clips???? move?????
Shozo: is that suppose to happen????
Supana: i dunno what ur talking about
so basically im babey: maybe they're haunted
cooking mama: Oh that does sound strange!
Hojiro: wait wdym move like what happened
Shozo: i dunno like, one of the eye sockets started glowing??
Supana: w
Saki: sdgjbsdkj omG???
Hojiro: WH
Hojiro: SANS UNDERTALE???????
Shozo: DKFDSJDFSK YEAH HOLY SHIT
Supana: goddammit
so basically im babey: Can't believe it,, Sans undertale haunts the occult club,,, and only comes out during halloween to give us a bad time
Saki: sdjdsKSGDJ SHUT UPPP LMAOOO
Hojiro: HE REALLY DOES;;;
Supana: i hate this group chat