canonically47
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- Squid Game (TV 2021) (20)
- Hitman (Video Games) (12)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (12)
- Deadpool (Movieverse) (6)
- Dispatch (Video Game) (4)
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“True love—” Ki-yong breaks the silence, gesturing, and the cigarette smoke outlines his movements— “exists only in fairytales; and even then, it’s awfully toxic, isn’t it? Princes kissing their princesses with no consent, age gaps, threats of violence and death…”
Jun-ho looks him up and down.
“All of that has happened to us.”
Ki-yong grins his cat-like grin.
“I know,” he assures, voice silky smooth. “That’s precisely my point.”
Or: Ki-yong doesn’t believe in happy endings. Jun-ho desperately wants to.
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we both matter, don’t we? (it’s you and me) by canonically47 for A_A_Archer
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
28 Dec 2025
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“The reason I’m mad at you for getting hurt is because you don’t see a damn problem with it. You go on call after call with no breaks, and you get increasingly exhausted, and still you give yourself an impossible standard and—” Robert sighs. “Jesus Christ, Coop, you’re…”
Me.
Uncomfortably, deeply, entirely like me.
Or: after pushing herself to the max, Coupé must stay in the infirmary room for the rest of the day. Robert comes to check on her and try to talk some sense into her, tell her to stop treating herself like a goddamn tool. Ironically, this is exactly what Robert needs to learn, too.
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“Hey, Robbie?”
“Hm? Oh, what’s up, Sonar?”
Shit. What is up? The sky?? (He looks up as he walks, just to check.) He hasn’t planned this far. He turns to Malevola for help, but she unfortunately seems just as confused as him.
“Preferably today, Sonar.”
“Fffuck. Um. H-hey Robbie—”
“You said that already—”
“Are you free tonight?”
Or: after Robert fires Coupé over Sonar, the latter invites him out for a drink. It doesn’t take long for the two to catch feelings for each other, and for them to get closer. Over the course of the following weeks, they find out just how much they have in common, and only fall deeper in love.
But love between a recovering addict and a traumatized, depressed dispatcher isn’t as picture-perfect as in the movies, and Robert and Sonar, as well as the entire Z-Team, face trial after trial on their road to redemption. Who knows how much our imperfect heroes can take before they falter?
[ ON HIATUS ]
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the death of mecha man (the rebirth of robert robertson) by canonically47
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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“This team cannot be fucking saved.”
“This team is Ferrari!”
“Exactly!”
Or: it’s December 3rd, only five months after his near-fatal crash, and Robert Robertson is asked to do the impossible. Because he’s a madman, he ends up accepting.
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“Monster.” One.
“Abomination.” Two.
“Animal.” Three.
“Beast.” Four.
“Freak.” Five.
Sonar has heard it all.
Zero.
Or: a character study of Sonar and his life, before and after entering the Phoenix Program.
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DeadPunk Propaganda by canonically47
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
19 Aug 2024
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Wade Wilson and Hobie Brown talk about all things love, life, and such.
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IT’S LIGHTS OUT, AND AWAY WE GO! — Dispatch Formula 1 AU by canonically47
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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Welcome to the 2023 Formula 1 season! Let’s take a look at our teams this year.
Red Bull Racing, for another year in a row, is repped by Flambae and Prism. Mercedes have lost Robert – Mecha Man Blue – to a horrific crash, so they paired Blonde Blazer up with rookie Invisigal. McLaren sport Phenomaman and Waterboy, while Aston Martin pride themselves on their pairing of Coupé and Punch Up.
What are Ferrari up to? With Sonar and Malevola the face of the Scuderia for a fourth year in a row, tifosi are growing impatient, and want a championship claimed. The Team Principal, Chase (formerly known as Track Star), Head Engineer, Royd, and Head of Strategy, Robert, all work tirelessly to make those dreams come alive.
Flambae is on a three-year winning streak, with Prism ready to divebomb anyone in his way. Phenomaman chases a historic 6th title; Blazer wants her 5th. Sonar and Malevola are equally as hungry for success.
In the end, there can only be one winner. Who will we see crowned World Champion in Abu Dhabi at the end of 2023? Only one way to find out: hop in for the ride!
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Birthday works for Agent 47 and Diana Burnwood of HITMAN: WOA that I've done over the years.
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Logan and Remus explore their complicated relationship in this thrilling three-part story that I randomly, and jokingly, came up with the idea of.
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Roman leaves after Janus' name reveal wishing that things could be different. He should've been a little more specific. (Or: Roman gets a glimpse of what could have been, in another world)
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- Part 1 of The Other Side(s)
Bookmarked by canonically47
22 Jan 2026
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roman goes through a swap au and learns about the magic of friendship. 10/10
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Janus has a bit of a guilty pleasure. That being he likes his coffee to be more sugar than espresso, blended, and topped with whipped cream.
He also just so happens to have a bit of a thing for the barista that keeps making him lattes with new syrups in them, and writes puns on the outside of the cup every time.
In short, he is so fucked.
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- Part 5 of Moceit Week 2025
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Bookmarked by canonically47
05 Jan 2026
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EUEGEHEYRUEHEHRGE OG MY GODDDDD IM GIGGLING SO HARD THIS IS THE BEST FIC EVER
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what happens after the break? by applekitkats for OrbManson7
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
16 Dec 2025
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There's forever a whirling inferno inside Logan's ribcage. It compactly traps his organs into its fiery claws, what was once supposed to be blood and vessel and life burnt asunder. It is at these very moments that Logan most empathizes with the stars. With the continuous bounce of particle against particle, a rapid flame that vomits its luminosity into distant planets.
Bookmarked by canonically47
04 Jan 2026
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LOGANNNNNNNNN ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ can someone check on him please. can we get him like a rage room or something
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Some of the bribes he accepted. Some he did not. It really depended on the HR Violation scale that had been long since pushed to it's limit by this ridiculous ensemble of a team he called his own.
"Ten minutes."
He raised a single eyebrow up at him. "Of?…"
"Holding you." Sonar said bluntly, shifting from one foot to the next as his ear flicked.
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AKA, fellas is it gay to test if you are indeed Robertsexual by having the man sit on your lap
Bookmarked by canonically47
03 Dec 2025
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genuinely one of the best mechabat oneshots i've read, my babiesss :( <3
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“One of these days I’m gonna burn that smug fucking look right off your face.”
Robert could reply with snark, a well-timed retort. He had it loaded.
Instead, he stares.
Like the way you're supposed to stare at the sun when it hates you, and you love it anyway.
“God, you're beautiful.”
Flambae arched a brow. “Yeah? I fucking know. Mirrors exist. But thanks.”
Or,
Robert is in love with SDN’s resident flaming asshole.
Unfortunately, the flaming asshole is the only one who doesn't know.