The HITMAN Birthday(s) Saga
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You could have been happy.
This is your fault.
You did this to yourself.
Even you aren't untouchable, 47.
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or, the author could only come up with angst and wrote this in ten minutes as a sudden burst of inspiration at a restaurant
or or, 47 just misses his friends dude, i wanted to write something happy but i didn't have ideas and didn't want to make it romantic either so you get this, happy birthday 47 i will do a kill everyone challenge to celebrate
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- Part 1 of The HITMAN Birthday(s) Saga
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It’s quite depressing to celebrate your birthday on your own, but when your first friend is dead, you’re hesitant about reaching out to the second and your third and best one disappeared, yet again, without a trace, you don’t really have a choice.
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Diana's birthday starts off rocky, with her thinking nobody cares and her being hesitant about doing anything about it, but progressively gets better.
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- Part 2 of The HITMAN Birthday(s) Saga
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47 looked at her. “I don’t know. I’m sorry. It’s weird. I just don’t feel like I—deserve it.”
Diana sighed and pat his shoulder. “Survivor’s guilt? Heard that one many times. It’s alright. It’s not your fault. You’ll be okay, 47.”Series
- Part 3 of The HITMAN Birthday(s) Saga
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don't dread your life instead of living it by canonically47
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games)
05 Sep 2025
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"Something on your mind?" Diana asks.
And, although she doesn't know why, 47 still replies:
"Thank you."
— One more trip around the Sun, one more wrinkle on his once youthful face, one more day spent with the one he loves most. Happy 61st birthday, Agent 47; you always have someone to celebrate with.
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- Part 4 of The HITMAN Birthday(s) Saga